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I've just brought in a lie detector kit into UM towers which I got for an amazingly cheap price. It was originally used on The Jeremy Kyle Show. The kit also came with a printer which was obviously use on the show to print its conclusions.
Anyone fancy taking a stab with my new equipment? Its got a 99.99999% guarantee of accuracy which I put to the test earlier on my self by asking if the kit was accurate. The printer said - it's not your child?!?!
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The prosecution's use of force expert is doing a lot of agreeing with the defense on cross examination. It's his first trial testifying as an expert and he's from LAPD. The defense attorney says Floyd saying "I ate too many drugs" can be heard on the video. The expert did say Chauvin used excessive force.
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.
They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.
At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the door knob.
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Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children.
After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "Please leave the bathroom as you found it."
I noticed the bathroom was in the usual mess after my son used it, so I called, "Brian, how did you find the bathroom?"
After a brief pause, he replied, "Straight down the hall, first door on the right."
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