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June 7, 2012 Dying Seraph

"Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul. At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head and you, you cool my desire. Ohhh I'm on fire."
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June 7, 2012 cenobite

that's one flustered monkey!
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June 7, 2012 Left-Field

p-r-i-v-a-c-y my privacy
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June 7, 2012 Wordless Wanderer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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June 7, 2012 MetallicBlood

I have to go take my math test now and I dont wanna
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June 7, 2012 maca02

Whats the (buffering 6%) quickest (buffering 21%) way to (buffering 49%) lose (buffering 72%) an (buffering 91%) erection?............................
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June 7, 2012 questionmark

Looking for a chorus to sing happy Bday dear Saru...
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June 7, 2012 maca02

I see skid marks in your pants.............................
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June 7, 2012 Keel M.

Can anyone finish this rhyme? "I see London, I see France..."
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June 7, 2012 Biff Wellington

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog - you know he'll shut up when he comes in.
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