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  1. Oh noes! Someone get poor Kari a Butthurt Report, stat!
    20 points
  2. To be fair, I have installed new PlayStation games that take forever to download and then install...
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  4. Patient: "Can I administer my own anaesthetic, please?" Anaesthetist: "Sure. Knock yourself out."
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  9. Every three years my eldest sister buys a new Kia van and within 6 months she rips the front air dam off of it while parking.......This one made it a whole year before she came to my shop to put it back on. Actually 2 Kias ago she ripped off the whole front bumper valance, which @Piney's_Little_Ninja carried into the dining room and told me I needed to put it back on.....
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  10. I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, "Parking Fine."
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  12. I don’t see what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
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  13. I think Netflix should refuse to pay Hancock for his work, given that everything he claims as his work was actually done by extraterrestrials, and he can't prove otherwise.
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  15. I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn’t name his daughter Sue.
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  16. Believe it or not, there are politicians who identify as honest.
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  20. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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  21. So, I bought one of those things where you purchase a small plot of land in Scotland (1 foot square actually) and you get to title yourself a "Lord" (or Lady). I just got my certificate in the mail today. Now, y'all don't have to call me "Lord Taun" or anything silly like that - I haven't really changed, I still have a deep respect for all (or at least some) of you peasants.. A Simple "Your Magnificence" will be just fine.
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  23. Happy (early) Thanksgiving to all my friends who celebrate. I've got to work today, then the gym, then cooking dinner for my daughter and her boyfriend and making the foods for tomorrow. Even though things are going to be different this year, I still have a lot to be thankful for.
    14 points
  24. Myself and 2 of my best friends went to see Warrant in concert earlier tonight. It was a blast!!
    14 points
  25. New recruit: "What should I do if my parachute doesn't open?" Sergeant: "Bring it back and we'll give you a new one."
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  27. Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday... I wasn't putting in enough shifts apparently.
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  31. What has 25 actors, three settings, two writers and one plot? 670 Hallmark movies.
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  33. I hope that when I inevitably choke to death on Gummy Bears, People will say that I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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  34. The same people thinking this is funny were outraged when, I believe it was Brett Kavanaugh, was threatened at his Home. Any smily face, for either one attack is just disgusting. How low can people go? And then the same people are calling for "freedom, justice, law and order"? Hipocryts.
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  35. Great. So now it is acceptable for people to physically go after political opponents and their families? Let the games begin. Will there be a posse of husbands that have been cheated on going after MTG in sympathy for her husband? Will angry fathers go after the Gaetz family? Will swindled investors storm Trump Tower looking for payback? Where does it stop, or where do you stop thinking it is funny and justified?
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  37. These people are all the same , like mini Trumps , deny the loss . In my opinion her mouth was at least as big as Trumps.
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  41. People write "Congrats!" because they can't spell Congradjulathuns!
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  44. So, I get up from my recliner to lay on the couch. But when I got settle in. I forgot to bring the remote to change the channel. I wish there was a remote to get that remote.
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  46. I agree with you but states do have the right to regulate guns and that's fine as long as it doesn't violate the second amendment. And if a politician does line up with the way you feel about this issue you may want to vote for them. Personally, given the odds of your kid being shot at school I would dump this intrusive information request, but some may feel differently. I wonder at why mass shootings in schools and elsewhere happen now so much compared to in the past. When I was in high school there were groups of guys that would go hunting directly after school and keep their guns in their cars and trucks in the student parking lot, often on gun racks in plain view. How often was there a school shooting back then? It was unheard of. It got me thinking about experiments with rats concerning drug addiction. It turned out that if you locked a rat alone in a cage and gave it a choice between food and cocaine or heroin it would do the drugs, it turns out because it was depressed and lonely. But put rats in a healthy natural rat environment with other rats to socialize with and hardly any would do drugs. Lesson, happy rats don't do drugs (or mass murder). I think this can be translated to humans. Unhappy humans do things like ruin themselves with drugs and harm other humans. The question is what is making people and society in general so unhappy in the USA? Personally I believe, especially for kids, it's social media and the internet.
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  47. My hypothesis is that stupid, celebrity, and televangelist people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
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  48. I'm watching Casper. Haven't seen it in years. Christina Ricci did a lot of good movies I've watched lately. Sleepy Hollow, The Adams Family... I love Halloween movie month. Some channels are playing all Christmas movies already.
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