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Satan left an envelope with his lawyer to be sent to Wikileaks in case Satan ever goes missing.

My scarf my husband worked on for me 8 years ago. He watched YouTube videos and taught himself to knit. A beautiful reminder of his love and dedication.

We've been watching Venus and Jupiter set every evening, then read somebody called the cops on them. But seriously. Our house sits on a hill, our parlor has a lot of windows and you can see some good astronomical events, but I miss seeing the Milky Way's arm stretching across the sky when I lived in the country.

CAIRO (Reuters) -A hidden corridor nine metres (30 feet) long has been discovered close to the main entrance of the 4,500-year-old Great Pyramid of Giza, and this could lead to further findings, Egyptian antiquities officials said on Thursday. The discovery within the pyramid, the last of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World still standing, was made under the Scan Pyramids project that since 2015 has been using non-invasive technology including infrared thermography, 3D simulations and cosmic-ray imaging to peer inside the structure. https://news.yahoo.com/scientists-discover-corridor-great-pyramid-101600089.html

It's really hard to believe that it has been so long - but today marks 22 years since Unexplained-Mysteries.com first launched. The Internet (and the world in general) has changed a lot since the day we first went online in 2001. Anyone here who still remembers the old YaBB bulletin board we used to have ? As always my sincerest thanks go out to our moderators, our Patreon subscribers, our forum members and to everyone else who has visited and contributed to the site over the years - it is very much appreciated.

He's about as much of a humanitarian as he is a martial artist..

I dreamed I was invisible and I married an invisible woman I'm not sure what we saw in each other.

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The most"humanitarian" thing he did was stop making movies.

You know you`re old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.

Make sure to tell your friends how much they mean to you, life is very short.

I'm working with someone who can't tell you something without using the word 'basically'. It's driving me nuts and has me thinking... I'm getting too old and crabby to be talking to the under 40's.

My top 5 exercises: (1) Jumping to conclusions (2) Flying off the handle (3) Carrying things too far (4) Dodging responsibilities (5) Pushing my luck

"You should have seen my arrest. The best arrest, the biggest crowd ever. Record ratings. A big, burly man came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, 'Sir, you're under arrest.' It was a perfect arrest. Come to the arraignment, will be wild!"

Girls are being deliberately poisoned in Iran using “chemical compounds” to keep them out of schools, according to a minister. Iran’s deputy health minister Younes Panahi on Sunday said that “certain individuals sought the closure of all schools, especially girls’ schools”, without providing further details. Hundreds of cases of respiratory poisoning have been reported among schoolgirls since November last year, mainly in the theological city of Qom. The poisonings have led to the hospitalisation of dozens of girls. At least 14 schools have been targeted across four cities, including capital Tehran and the northwestern city of Ardebil. MSN

I do my own stunts... But never intentionally.

Cats are my favorite animal, because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will smack you.

Thank you Saru and all the MODs for building this site into what it is today. So many MODs and members that have left and I miss very much. I've seen the site grow a lot in the almost 14 years I've been here. Here's to a very happy 22nd to everyone! Time to cut the cake!

One A Day Mens Over 50 *Do not take when nursing or pregnant* Oh dear! That warning must be for @acute.

I had the rudest, slowest cashier today. That's it! I'm done using the self-checkout lane.

It’s disgusting to see so much litter along the Pa. roads. We must have the official title of litter bugs of the country. It’s not just bottles, cans, paper or plastic but full green garbage bags and furniture plus tires and construction material!!

I don't think it's fair that only roosters get to start the day screaming.

Three things that really irritate me: 1. Seeing the same robo-call on my phone 3,000 times a day. 2. People who drive like idiots. 3. People who make lists of things that irritate them.

I study Cryptozoology, and it's always interesting and fun to read what others have to say about it.

I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding... They said, “First class rear..."

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” -Charles Schulz

The truth can be a b#tch can't it! This just shows how the Left frames the narrative they want and they don't understand that most people don't buy into their lies. The Marxists just let the TDS of minions carry that narrative. This disgraces the Jan 6 un-select committee, especially Pelosi. - Showing Matt Gaetz running down the hall for his life (alone). At least that is what the Left showed trying to put Gaetz in a bad light. But the full clip shows perhaps a hundred Congressmen running for their lives, then you see Gaetz bringing up the rear. - Sicknick is perhaps shown escorting people within the Capital, uninjured after he was supposedly killed. - Epps is shown still in the crowd directing Antifa, 30 mins after he testified that he had left. And those are just the highlights from yesterday. Still don't know the names of the other 4 officers that were killed though?? How can anything a Democrat says be trusted anymore (if at all)? When are people going to wake up and realize that the Marxists have weaponized this government against the people. We are no different that any other tyranny on the planet. And that is what the globalists want.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'music'... but when I do it, I'm 'wasted' and 'have to leave Home Depot' Life’s not fair

A guy broke into my house last night and was looking for money. So I got up and looked with him

My wife and I were stuck in traffic. Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.” She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”

It's freaking hilarious and way worse than anyone expects. https://youtu.be/MmEx8Moy7ro My favorite comment is that it makes pro wrestling look real.

Seen on a sign at a restaurant: "Sounds like thunder but the way 2023 is going it could be Godzilla"