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  1. I just heard the best news!! A friend I grew up with has been on a vent a little over a month due to covid. A week ago the docs were not giving much hope that he would get better. Today I learned that he's off the vent and trying to talk!!! I am crying happy tears!!
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  2. When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.
    16 points
  3. Has Covid forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
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  4. Hero of the day.
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  5. Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet..
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  8. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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  9. Freddie Purrcury! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10367325/White-cat-dons-black-mustache-striking-doppelganger-Freddie-Mercury.html
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  15. I'm excited to be going to a concert Saturday night. Two hair bands from the 80's, one which I met the lead singer almost 33 years ago. Here's hoping I can get another picture with him!
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  17. Had me going for a minute.
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  19. A cat watching 'Pets Gallery' topic at UM
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  20. It's a CATastrophe
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  21. Have you ever heard of Indian Roulette? They give you a flute and six large cobras, but one of them is deaf.
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  22. You know you're old when your joints give a more accurate weather forecast than the meteorologist .
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  23. Happy New Years everyone, here in South Korea it is 0800 am, 31 December 2022. My New Years Wish to everyone is safety. great health, Peace and happiness. Today is my Wedding Anniversary, my wife and I have been married 36 wonderful years today! Peace and love to everyone!
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  24. "I'm from Dublin. Dublin is a city with a dense population. It's the sort of city where you go out for an evening you'll never forget, and it always ends up as a night you can't remember." — Dusty Young.
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  25. I found the meaning of life. It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.
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  26. Good morning.
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  29. He didn't like the casserole, and he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard, Not like his mother used to make. I didn't make the coffee right, He didn't like my stew, I didn't fold his pants, The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him, Just like his mother used to do.
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  31. I always thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it's actually our ability to select all images containing a boat.
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  32. Why am I out from under the covers? It's 2F outside! That's -17 Celsius. Bbbrrrrrrrr!
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  33. If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer... There's no other explanation for that type of income!
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  36. I treated myself to some Pringles. I don't know what it is that makes them so tasty. Maybe it's the wheat starch, flours (potato, corn, rice), vegetable oils, emulsifier, salt, seasoning, maltodextrin, dextrose, monosodium glutamate, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate, sodium caseinate, modified food starch, monoglyceride and diglyceride, autolyzed yeast extract, malted barley flour, wheat bran, dried black beans, .....or just the 42% potato solids! Who knows? Who cares?
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  37. When I was a kid. I had to walk 10 ft. through shag carpet to change the channel.
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  38. So Christmas dinner had a few glitches. First I was melting butter in the micro wave when I hit 2 minutes instead of 20 seconds. Well that exploded and I had melted butter everywhere. Then a tray of chicken on the lower rack of the oven started to burn and the whole house was smoked out with the smoke alarms blaring. The kids were watching a Christmas movie and never moved a muscle. It took a good 30 minutes to open the windows and get the smoke out…I love the holidays…
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  39. You don't appreciate just how warm a "cold" house is, until you make three trips bringing the groceries in at -4C outside.
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  40. I wish people would stop putting flyers on my car in parking lots. I don't want to see a band called Parking Violation at the courthouse.
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  41. I reckon worrying works. Most of the things I worry about never happen.
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  46. Having to be away from UM for so long gave me withdrawal symptoms. I was trying to paint the cabin's indoor AstroTurf beige, to make it look more like carpet, but I had the shakes and accidentally remodeled the cat in a "biscuit" colour.
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  47. I do think British police cars should replace their sirens with the sound of cacophonous cathedral bells, so the perp thinks God Himself is pursuing them, and Prince Andrew won't even be able to escape through a hedge.
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