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100s of proofs that god exists!


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:lol: thats pretty funny
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ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE

(1) Because.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

ELABORATED ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE

(1) Because.

(2) Because why?

(3) Because!

(4) Therefore, God exists.

Hilarious :lol:

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Hilarious :lol:

Agreed. LOL :P

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ARGUMENT FROM CURSING

(1) OMFG LMAO

(2) Therefore, God exists.

I love it! *saves*

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# MORAL ARGUMENT (II)

(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting b******.

(2) That all changed once I became religious.

(3) Therefore, God exists.

:lol:

Those are funny. Thanks.

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  • 9 months later...

I loved it! :tu:

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This is the funniest thing I have read in a while..

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Reason 566 is more then enough reason to know that I have been wrong...... :P

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This is my favorite:

"469. ARGUMENT FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA

(1) I hear voices in my head.

(2) The voices say they are God.

(3) Therefore, God exists."

Oh, the beauty of psychiatric illness.

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It was fun to see the amount of BELIEVERS that did in fact like it and think it be so funny..some even said I LOVED IT

I noticed it was written by a bunch of atheists...all taking the p*ss clean out of every last believer that likes to put up some form of an arguement that states...god exists

I read through it, I found it fun how they ended it at 666 LMAO I wonder how long it took them to come up with that!! :innocent:

I read this one....

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)

(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.

(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.

(3) Therefore, God exists. <--how many christians have said something close to this

Truly taking the p*ss out of those creationists...making fun of their lack of understanding evolution....I have seen this more or less been said about a number of creationists....and yet someone posts it up as a way to poke fun and y'all including christians all of a sudden find it funny LMAO :w00t:

How about this....

ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE<--summing up the poor christian that has tried to explain how they feel....

(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

and that don't say hey look we are a bunch of athiests that have sweet diddley doodley to do with our time other than to sit arround forums and collect arguements from christians and make fun of it all ..we add this..............

MORAL ARGUMENT (II)

(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting b******.

(2) That all changed once I became religious.

(3) Therefore, God exists. :rolleyes:

and...

ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF

(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.

(2) I believe in God.

(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION

(1) See this bonfire?

(2) Therefore, God exists...................all tie in with the rest of the silly arguements..like ..my momma told me so, therefore god exists

so poke fun at christians IF it helps you feel good :blink: ..EDIT yes I am in a kill joy moment...I call it PMS..sorry ..ignore BM and carry on :D why break a habbit of a forum lifetime LMAO :lol:

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Someones a thread killer today......

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I thought I saw a book like this for duct tape use....

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Someones a thread killer today......

Yea that'll be ME LMAO...it was right after I had left my own thread and I was in a kill joy moment :lol:

sorry carry on laughing....point out the funny lines...ignore me...I was just having a PMS moment ...OOOOOOPPPPPSSSEEE :lol:

ohh christ I am actually laughing............ :blink::lol:

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Yea that'll be ME LMAO...it was right after I had left my own thread and I was in a kill joy moment :lol:

sorry carry on laughing....point out the funny lines...ignore me...I was just having a PMS moment ...OOOOOOPPPPPSSSEEE :lol:

ohh christ I am actually laughing............ :blink::lol:

Beckys mom-ho ho

Great post :)

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Beckys mom-ho ho

Great post :)

Yea Im not normally in a kill joy state...but there comes that weak moment when it attacks out of the blue and it makes you say things you don't normally say :blink:

:P

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Yea Im not normally in a kill joy state...but there comes that weak moment when it attacks out of the blue and it makes you say things you don't normally say :blink:

:P

BM we all have our moments....

:D:P

but remember...

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BM we all have our moments....

:D:P

but remember...

:lol:

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ROFL. Birds are blue, God exist! Has to be one of my all time favorites..... :lol:

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  • 5 months later...
ROFL. Birds are blue, God exist! Has to be one of my all time favorites..... :lol:

Indeedy-the birds are blue one is a classic:

Heres some more good ones which realy make you think...but are quite funny as well:

ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN (I), a.k.a. PALEY'S ARGUMENT, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (III)

(1) If there is a designer, then God must exist.

(2) If I find a watch in a forest, there must be a designer.

(3) [Throws watch into forest.]

(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN MORALITY (although it could probably be adapted to just about any religion)

(1) Somewhere, someone who called himself or herself a Christian did something nice.

(2) This person was probably not lying.

(3) Therefore, this person was a Christian.

(4) Therefore, Christians do nice things.

(5) Therefore, Christians are moral.

(6) Christians believe in the Bible.

(7) Therefore, the Bible is moral.

(8) The Bible is God's word. It says so.

(9) Therefore, God is moral.

(10) (We are just ignoring all the not-nice things that Christians may or may not have done in the past, it's hard to trust history anyway, there are enemies of God working everywhere).

(11) A moral God would be really nice.

(12) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT)

(1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign.

(2)

(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM TROY

(1) There is little archeological evidence for the events in Exodus.

(2) But look at Troy! It was discovered when people thought the Iliad was only a story! So who knows if there would be a time evidence for Exodus was discovered?

(3) Therefore the Exodus actually happened.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM RAIN, a.k.a. PERCHANCE'S SISTER'S ARGUMENT (III)

(1) I wanted it to be a sunny day.

(2) I prayed it wouldn't rain.

(3) We had two thunderstorms.

(4) Obviously, God didn't want to answer my prayer.

(5) Of course not! What a selfish thing to pray for! How dare I try to compel God to my selfish desires!

(6) The rain was God's punishment for my selfish desires.

(7) Therefore, God exists.

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Lol, I found my new religion!

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)

(1) God is love.

(2) Love is blind.

(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.

(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

(5) Therefore, God exists.

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