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Kira
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:s2 Here's some thing that was emailed to me. Thought you might like it.

A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Royal College of Psychiatry hot line...

"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline-

If you are obsessive, press 1 repeatedly....

If you are co-dependant please ask someone else to press 2 for you......

If you have multiple personalities, pres 3,4,5,  and  6.......

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so that we can trace your call.........

If you are delusional, press 7 and your cal will be transferred to the mother ship.........

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.......

If your are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.............

If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969...........

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line......

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address,phone number,date of birth,social security number and your mother's maiden name...........

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000........

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Please wait for the beep................

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.........

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.........

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.........

If you have low self-esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you..........

;D Enjoy.....

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If your are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.............

 I thought they were all hilarious, but this one was my favorite!

 

            :s2   Very Funny!  :s2

    Thanks CW!

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                                                                                            Very Good CW  :s2

7 7 7 7............ I'm Still Waiting.......     :sj                  

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            :s2  Great post,  CW!!   :s2

       

          That's one to print out...and put next to the phone!!   ;D

           

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