'Avoid Death' is named wackiest label

[Relle 4]

On a heat gun, DO NOT USE AS A HAIRDRYER. Hmmmm, makes you wonder. I say no more labels, let natural selection take them out of the gene pool! As my favourite saying goes, the problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards.

[MissMelsWell 1,629]

I keep waiting for the day when I go to the eye doctor for new reading glasses and my glasses are stamped with "Objects in lenses may be farther away than they appear"

Since I wear tri-focals, does this mean they'll need three warnings?

[Papaver 4]

This thread has reminded me of a genuine one that I have seen.

My brother bought an Aprilia motorcycle and in the owner's manual it stated something along the lines of "This motor vehicle contains no edible parts - Do not attempt to suck or chew any part of this motorcycle."

I kid you not...

[my_psychosis 139]

Hehe. Check this out:

http://bored.com/crazywarnings/index.htm

That list is even better than mine 'Mcr13'. I thought I'd copy my favs for here but there are to many!