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Crovus v2.0

Corrupt a Wish

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Crovus v2.0

Ok, so this is how this little game works... You grant the wish of the person who posted before you, but corrupt it somehow. Then you make a new wish.

Example:

Me: I wish for a million dollars.

Joe: Granted, but it's monopoly money. I wish I didn't have to work today.

Bob: Granted, but you're sick. I wish I has psychic powers.

and so on and so forth. So here goes....

I wish I had a new computer.

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Blueguardian

Granted, but its made of wood (warning:it may catch fire, or not work at all), i wish i had a car.

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InHuman

Granted, but its an american car. I wish my school lost the electricity again this week and B.C hydro had to spend 5 days fixing it.

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DarlingNikki

Granted, but you have to be homeschooled the whole time.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Canada.

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but you have to stay there lol. I wish I was lying on the beach right now.

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Purplos

Granted. But the plane ticket was for a flight in 1987.

I wish I had a 300 gallon aquarium.

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear.

Edited by clover

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chaoszerg
Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear.

Granted but you have to collect it from Sudan.

I wish I had a pool.

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Hissie Sola
Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear.

Granted, but the teddy bear is possessed by a demon.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but it's room temperature coffee.

I wish gas prices were $1.70 again..

Edited by crtbud

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but he's made of hard plastic.

I wish gas prices were $1.70 again..

Granted, but there's no more gas to put that price on.

I wish I had a private island

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chaoszerg
Granted, but he's made of hard plastic.

I wish gas prices were $1.70 again..

Granted but any vehicle's you ever get and own will always break down.

I wish I had a cup of coffee

Granted but it will be mouldy.

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ravergirl

granted. but it is only at one station and the pumps are down.

I wish I was an actress.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but you can only find roles in tv pilots that get turned down.

I wish I had an expensive pin stripe suit. (not sure where I'd wear it though)

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Purplos

Granted, but it's purple with orange pinstripes.

Wish I had a new car.

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The Skeptic Eric Raven
Granted, but it's purple with orange pinstripes.

Wish I had a new car.

Granted but is a clown car filled with a dozen clowns.

I wish Angelina Jolie was my willing slave. :devil:

There used to be another thread like this. I remember posting in it.

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aflac duck

^ granted but she has the body of an old wrinkly woman

i wish i could fly

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ravergirl
^ granted but she has the body of an old wrinkly woman

i wish i could fly

granted but only in circles.

I wish I was invisible

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chaoszerg
granted but only in circles.

I wish I was invisible

Granted but only when people are not looking

I wish I was irresistible to women

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Sassages
Granted but only when people are not looking

I wish I was irresistible to women

Granted, but only to old ugly ones....

I wish I got a promotion at work...

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ravergirl
Granted but only when people are not looking

I wish I was irresistible to women

Granted. only they all look the same to you.

i wish I owned a pony

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Sassages
Granted. only they all look the same to you.

i wish I owned a pony

Whoops, we posted together so...

your is granted, but it only has 3 legs

Now I wish I could ride a motorbike

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Hissie Sola
Whoops, we posted together so...

your is granted, but it only has 3 legs

Now I wish I could ride a motorbike

Granted, but you crashed it.

I wish I knew everything

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ravergirl
Granted, but you crashed it.

I wish I knew everything

Granted. but everytime you try to tell someone you forget what you were saying.

I wish I could sing really well.

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Crovus v2.0
Granted, but you crashed it.

I wish I knew everything

Granted, now you know everything about nothing :P

I wish I wasn't in Iraq.

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