Crovus v2.0 Posted December 17, 2007 #1 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ok, so this is how this little game works... You grant the wish of the person who posted before you, but corrupt it somehow. Then you make a new wish. Example: Me: I wish for a million dollars. Joe: Granted, but it's monopoly money. I wish I didn't have to work today. Bob: Granted, but you're sick. I wish I has psychic powers. and so on and so forth. So here goes.... I wish I had a new computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueguardian Posted December 17, 2007 #2 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but its made of wood (warning:it may catch fire, or not work at all), i wish i had a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InHuman Posted December 17, 2007 #3 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but its an american car. I wish my school lost the electricity again this week and B.C hydro had to spend 5 days fixing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlingNikki Posted December 17, 2007 #4 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but you have to be homeschooled the whole time. I wish I had a plane ticket to Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 17, 2007 #5 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted but you have to stay there lol. I wish I was lying on the beach right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted December 17, 2007 #6 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted. But the plane ticket was for a flight in 1987. I wish I had a 300 gallon aquarium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 17, 2007 #7 Share Posted December 17, 2007 (edited) Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear. Edited December 17, 2007 by clover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 17, 2007 #8 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear. Granted but you have to collect it from Sudan. I wish I had a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 17, 2007 #9 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear. Granted, but the teddy bear is possessed by a demon. I wish I had a cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 17, 2007 #10 Share Posted December 17, 2007 (edited) Granted, but it's room temperature coffee. I wish gas prices were $1.70 again.. Edited December 17, 2007 by crtbud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 17, 2007 #11 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but he's made of hard plastic. I wish gas prices were $1.70 again.. Granted, but there's no more gas to put that price on. I wish I had a private island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 17, 2007 #12 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but he's made of hard plastic. I wish gas prices were $1.70 again.. Granted but any vehicle's you ever get and own will always break down. I wish I had a cup of coffee Granted but it will be mouldy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravergirl Posted December 17, 2007 #13 Share Posted December 17, 2007 granted. but it is only at one station and the pumps are down. I wish I was an actress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 17, 2007 #14 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but you can only find roles in tv pilots that get turned down. I wish I had an expensive pin stripe suit. (not sure where I'd wear it though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted December 17, 2007 #15 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but it's purple with orange pinstripes. Wish I had a new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skeptic Eric Raven Posted December 17, 2007 #16 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but it's purple with orange pinstripes. Wish I had a new car. Granted but is a clown car filled with a dozen clowns. I wish Angelina Jolie was my willing slave. There used to be another thread like this. I remember posting in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflac duck Posted December 17, 2007 #17 Share Posted December 17, 2007 ^ granted but she has the body of an old wrinkly woman i wish i could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravergirl Posted December 17, 2007 #18 Share Posted December 17, 2007 ^ granted but she has the body of an old wrinkly woman i wish i could fly granted but only in circles. I wish I was invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 17, 2007 #19 Share Posted December 17, 2007 granted but only in circles. I wish I was invisible Granted but only when people are not looking I wish I was irresistible to women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassages Posted December 17, 2007 #20 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted but only when people are not looking I wish I was irresistible to women Granted, but only to old ugly ones.... I wish I got a promotion at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravergirl Posted December 17, 2007 #21 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted but only when people are not looking I wish I was irresistible to women Granted. only they all look the same to you. i wish I owned a pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassages Posted December 17, 2007 #22 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted. only they all look the same to you. i wish I owned a pony Whoops, we posted together so... your is granted, but it only has 3 legs Now I wish I could ride a motorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 17, 2007 #23 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Whoops, we posted together so... your is granted, but it only has 3 legs Now I wish I could ride a motorbike Granted, but you crashed it. I wish I knew everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravergirl Posted December 17, 2007 #24 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but you crashed it. I wish I knew everything Granted. but everytime you try to tell someone you forget what you were saying. I wish I could sing really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 17, 2007 Author #25 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but you crashed it. I wish I knew everything Granted, now you know everything about nothing I wish I wasn't in Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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