She-ra Posted December 18, 2007 #51 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you are only productive when wearing a grass hawaiian skirt. I wish I had the knowledge I have now when I was 16 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asc.rudeboy Posted December 18, 2007 #52 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices. i wish i could give the world a coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauwau Posted December 18, 2007 #53 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices. i wish i could give the world a coke Granted but all the cans were empty. I wish my family lived closer. Edited December 18, 2007 by Pauwau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassages Posted December 18, 2007 #54 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but all the cans were empty. I wish my family lived closer. Granted... but they live closer to the Moon... I wish I didn't have to go out today and could stay home all day playing on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS79 Posted December 18, 2007 #55 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted... but they live closer to the Moon... I wish I didn't have to go out today and could stay home all day playing on the internet. granted but you have no electricity to run the computer . I wish soemone would do my gift shopping for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 18, 2007 #56 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted but you know that means your granny will be unwrapping a massive dildo on Christmas morning!!!! I wish I could spend Christmas with a person. Edited December 18, 2007 by Spanky_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 18, 2007 #57 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but it's just your reflection in a mirror I wish I had a duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle. Posted December 18, 2007 #58 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted but it will be SS's Granny and the massive dildo. I wish I had a new car. Edited December 18, 2007 by Betsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asc.rudeboy Posted December 18, 2007 #59 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you know that means your granny will be unwrapping a massive dildo on Christmas morning!!!! I wish I could spend Christmas with a person. granted but its the most annoying person known to man i wish i would have made the dildo joke first.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS79 Posted December 18, 2007 #60 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but its the most annoying person known to man i wish i would have made the dildo joke first.. Granted but your typos would have made it indecipherable LOL I wish i was a bloke then i could call this little cold i have man flu and justify staying in bed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 18, 2007 #61 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but that man flu you have is actually herpes I wish I had a swimming pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS79 Posted December 18, 2007 #62 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but that man flu you have is actually herpes I wish I had a swimming pool Granted but that water your in is urine I wish i could swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 18, 2007 #63 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted, but your half woman/ half fish. I wish I could travel back through time. Edited December 18, 2007 by Spanky_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asc.rudeboy Posted December 18, 2007 #64 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but your typos would have made it indecipherable LOL I wish i was a bloke then i could call this little cold i have man flu and justify staying in bed . granted,but you get jock itch and cant stop scratching long enough to enjoy it... i wish my dog could talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS79 Posted December 18, 2007 #65 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted, but your half woman/ half fish. I wish I could travel back through time. Granted but the neanderthals find you too Thick so send you back I Wish i could predict the future Edited December 18, 2007 by spiritual_soul79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 18, 2007 #66 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but you can only see 2 seconds ahead and by the time you walk in front of that tractor it's too late I wish I could go into outer space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #67 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but you can only see 2 seconds ahead and by the time you walk in front of that tractor it's too late I wish I could go into outer space granted but you will go without a spaceship i wish i had alifetime supply of dairy milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 18, 2007 #68 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but you will go without a spaceship i wish i had alifetime supply of dairy milk Granted but it is a piece that is only 2 square inches in size!!!!!!!!!!! (aka you have about 5 mins left). I wish I had a massive c*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #69 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Wish I had a new car. Granted but gas prices are up $10.73 .. I wish i haddn't ****D up my semester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #70 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but it is a piece that is only 2 square inches in size!!!!!!!!!!! (aka you have about 5 mins left). I wish I had a massive c*ck. granted but you are a blue whale i wish i could live until the end of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #71 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices. i wish i could give the world a coke Granted but it's a different type of coke & you are now serving 25 to life. I wish for complete and utter happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #72 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but that man flu you have is actually herpes I wish I had a swimming pool lmao very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle. Posted December 18, 2007 #73 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but gas prices are up $10.73 .. I wish i haddn't ****D up my semester. Granted but you only passed because you had to stay back with your Professor for some *extra work*. Plus he looked like the Pope and I know how you love him!! I wish I was 6ft tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #74 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but it's a different type of coke & you are now serving 25 to life. I wish for complete and utter happiness. granted but the rest of the world is completely miserable I wish i wasn't bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #75 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you only passed because you had to stay back with your Professor for some *extra work*. Plus he looked like the Pope and I know how you love him!! I wish I was 6ft tall Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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