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Granted but you are only productive when wearing a grass hawaiian skirt.

I wish I had the knowledge I have now when I was 16 years old.

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granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices.

i wish i could give the world a coke

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granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices.

i wish i could give the world a coke

Granted but all the cans were empty.

I wish my family lived closer.

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Granted but all the cans were empty.

I wish my family lived closer.

Granted... but they live closer to the Moon...

I wish I didn't have to go out today and could stay home all day playing on the internet.

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Granted... but they live closer to the Moon...

I wish I didn't have to go out today and could stay home all day playing on the internet.

granted but you have no electricity to run the computer .

I wish soemone would do my gift shopping for me

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Granted but you know that means your granny will be unwrapping a massive dildo on Christmas morning!!!!

:huh:

I wish I could spend Christmas with a person.

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Granted, but it's just your reflection in a mirror :P

I wish I had a duck

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Granted but you know that means your granny will be unwrapping a massive dildo on Christmas morning!!!!

:huh:

I wish I could spend Christmas with a person.

granted but its the most annoying person known to man

i wish i would have made the dildo joke first..

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granted but its the most annoying person known to man

i wish i would have made the dildo joke first..

Granted but your typos would have made it indecipherable LOL

I wish i was a bloke then i could call this little cold i have man flu and justify staying in bed . :P

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Granted, but that man flu you have is actually herpes

I wish I had a swimming pool

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Granted, but that man flu you have is actually herpes

I wish I had a swimming pool

Granted but that water your in is urine :P

I wish i could swim :yes:

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Granted, but your half woman/ half fish.

I wish I could travel back through time.

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Granted but your typos would have made it indecipherable LOL

I wish i was a bloke then i could call this little cold i have man flu and justify staying in bed . :P

granted,but you get jock itch and cant stop scratching long enough to enjoy it...

i wish my dog could talk

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Granted, but your half woman/ half fish.

I wish I could travel back through time.

Granted but the neanderthals find you too Thick so send you back :P

I Wish i could predict the future

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Granted, but you can only see 2 seconds ahead and by the time you walk in front of that tractor it's too late B)

I wish I could go into outer space

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Granted, but you can only see 2 seconds ahead and by the time you walk in front of that tractor it's too late B)

I wish I could go into outer space

granted but you will go without a spaceship

i wish i had alifetime supply of dairy milk

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granted but you will go without a spaceship

i wish i had alifetime supply of dairy milk

Granted but it is a piece that is only 2 square inches in size!!!!!!!!!!! (aka you have about 5 mins left).

I wish I had a massive c*ck.

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Granted but it is a piece that is only 2 square inches in size!!!!!!!!!!! (aka you have about 5 mins left).

I wish I had a massive c*ck.

granted but you are a blue whale

i wish i could live until the end of time

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granted,but you dont have the will power to make the right choices.

i wish i could give the world a coke

Granted but it's a different type of coke & you are now serving 25 to life. ;)

I wish for complete and utter happiness.

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Granted but gas prices are up $10.73 .. I wish i haddn't ****D up my semester.

Granted but you only passed because you had to stay back with your Professor for some *extra work*. Plus he looked like the Pope and I know how you love him!!

I wish I was 6ft tall

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Granted but it's a different type of coke & you are now serving 25 to life. ;)

I wish for complete and utter happiness.

granted but the rest of the world is completely miserable

I wish i wasn't bald

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Granted but you only passed because you had to stay back with your Professor for some *extra work*. Plus he looked like the Pope and I know how you love him!!

I wish I was 6ft tall

Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck ;)

I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [;

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