LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #76 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but the rest of the world is completely miserable I wish i wasn't bald I'll take it! lol GRANTED! but you're a ginger kid. if you're not familiar .. please refer to the following video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I7p8kPPFhoQ .. unless you are one already .. if so .. i'm kidding [; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 18, 2007 #77 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [; Granted, but the cheese comes with a questionable use-by date and a side of green fuzz I wish I could find that damn missing song on my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 18, 2007 #78 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [; Granted but it is mouldy I wish I had all my tarantulas back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Legionis Posted December 18, 2007 #79 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but it is mouldy I wish I had all my tarantulas back Granted but they are now aggressive. I wish I own a Mansion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 18, 2007 #80 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but they are now aggressive. I wish I own a Mansion. Granted, but it is haunted by aggresive Poltergeists and demons. I wish I had a unlimited supply of chocolate icecream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #81 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but it is haunted by aggresive Poltergeists and demons. I wish I had a unlimited supply of chocolate icecream granted but you are allergic to chocolate ice cream. i wish i could read aramaic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 18, 2007 #82 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but you are allergic to chocolate ice cream. i wish i could read aramaic Granted but now you cant read and understand any other langauge. I wish you would all bow before my awesome might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Legionis Posted December 18, 2007 #83 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but would be 1000 years in the futures I wish I have the power to stop time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #84 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but would be 1000 years in the futures I wish I have the power to stop time. granted but only if you take the batteries from a watch. i wish i could understand animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle. Posted December 18, 2007 #85 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but only if you take the batteries from a watch. i wish i could understand animals. Granted but you must work in an abattoir. I wish I had wings and could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 18, 2007 #86 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but you must work in an abattoir. I wish I had wings and could fly. Granted, but you are a gnat. I wish Christmas was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravergirl Posted December 18, 2007 #87 Share Posted December 18, 2007 granted but everyday is now easter. I wish my mother/boss would shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatchingMother Posted December 18, 2007 #88 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but now everyone else in your life is speaking louder and louder. I wish for a new dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 18, 2007 #89 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but now everyone else in your life is speaking louder and louder. I wish for a new dishwasher. Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish for snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #90 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but there is 8 ft of it and your house has no food. I wish this paper would write itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 18, 2007 Author #91 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but there is 8 ft of it and your house has no food. I wish this paper would write itself. Granted, and it looks something like this.... ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. I wish I had some presents under my tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatchingMother Posted December 18, 2007 #92 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but none of them are for you. I wish for a new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #93 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but none of them are for you. I wish for a new car. granted but it is a toy car. I wish i could win the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #94 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but on your way to collect the winnings you get hit by a greyhound bus. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 18, 2007 #95 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but on your way to collect the winnings you get hit by a greyhound bus. I wish I could fly. granted but you are a mosquito. i wish greyhound buses were made of jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #96 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed. I wish the snow would go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 18, 2007 #97 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed. I wish the snow would go away. Granted, but now it's raining mud. I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #98 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed. I wish the snow would go away. Granted, but it's replaced with a swarm of locusts. I wish for a non-moldy or bug infested breakfast feast! Edited December 18, 2007 by LissetteNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #99 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but it's no fun to read. I wish this Audi dealership treated me like there WERE other places I could take my business to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #100 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Granted, but it's replaced with a swarm of locusts. I wish for a non-moldy or bug infested breakfast feast! Granted, but a sly pigeon came through your window and pooped on it I wish I could instinctively decipher truth from lies. Edited December 18, 2007 by crtbud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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