Hissie Sola Posted December 18, 2007 #101 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but a sly pigeon came through your window and pooped on it I wish I could instinctively decipher truth from lies. Granted, but now you can't decipher anything else. I wish I had nightvision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #102 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but now lights blind you I wish I was done editing this wedding video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Knight Posted December 18, 2007 #103 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but as soon as you finish it, someone tapes over it. I wish for a brick of gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted December 18, 2007 #104 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I wish for a brick of gold. Ok, wish granted but it falls out a 20 story window and lands on your head. I wish my boss gave me more time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 18, 2007 #105 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but he fires you for photo copying your ass all day!! I wish I had a 12 Inch manservant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #106 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted but he fires you for photo copying your ass all day!! I wish I had a 12 Inch manservant. Granted, but he secretly molests you your sleep. I wish it was summer again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #107 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but it's a very cold summer. I wish I owned a Maserati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 18, 2007 #108 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but it's a very cold summer. I wish I owned a Maserati. Granted, but you be my personal driver. I wish i had a martini .. actually i wish i had a bottle of vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 18, 2007 #109 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Granted, but you got so drunk I took off in your Maserati I wish I had some warmer clothes on for when I leave work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 19, 2007 #110 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but a loose thread gets caught as you're walking and by the time you reach work your clothes have unravelled. I wish I could fly to the shops now instead of having to walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 19, 2007 Author #111 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but you fly so slow the shops are closed. I wish I could get drunk out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 19, 2007 #112 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted but you puke and pass out in it. I wish I had a maid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS79 Posted December 19, 2007 #113 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted but you puke and pass out in it. I wish I had a maid. Granted but she steals all your belongings and runs off with your fella i wish i had a winning lottery ticket Edited December 19, 2007 by spiritual_soul79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 19, 2007 #114 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted but she steals all your belongings and runs off with your fella i wish i had a winning lottery ticket granted but is too late to cash it in. i wish i could teleport. Edited December 19, 2007 by 1.618 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 19, 2007 #115 Share Posted December 19, 2007 granted but is too late to cash it in. i wish i could teleport. Granted, but you teleport into a wall and you are stuck in there. I wish I could teleport safely, without anything going wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artymoon Posted December 19, 2007 #116 Share Posted December 19, 2007 granted but is too late to cash it in. i wish i could teleport. Granted, but you teleported into a prison cell. For ten long years, your teleporting skills do not work any further in this enclosed environment. I wish I had a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 19, 2007 #117 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) I wish I had a bus. Granted but it runs you over flat I wish that any wishes I make will never go wrong. Edit: Had to change granted wish lol. Edited December 19, 2007 by chaoszerg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artymoon Posted December 19, 2007 #118 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted but it runs you over flat I wish that any wishes I make will never go wrong. Granted, but I happen to be an atheist genie(who just got run over by a bus), and right or wrong ultimately does not exist... so my bus runs you over flat. I wish I could read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted December 19, 2007 #119 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but I happen to be an atheist genie(who just got run over by a bus), and right or wrong ultimately does not exist... so my bus runs you over flat. I wish I could read. but if you could read you would see our sad state of affairs...i wish i had wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
when.i.am.queen. Posted December 19, 2007 #120 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) but if you could read you would see our sad state of affairs...i wish i had wings Granted! But your wings are made of lead. I wish that we could all live in peace Edited December 19, 2007 by when.i.am.queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #121 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted! But your wings are made of lead. I wish that we could all live in peace Granted, but the only reason there is peace is because everyone is too scared to rise up against the oppressive higher power who enslaves us and keeps us drugged and void of any emotion. I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artymoon Posted December 19, 2007 #122 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted! But your wings are made of lead. I wish that we could all live in peace Granted, but this guy over here gets mad at this guy over there for being more peaceful than he is, so he beats him up. I wish I was fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artymoon Posted December 19, 2007 #123 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but the only reason there is peace is because everyone is too scared to rise up against the oppressive higher power who enslaves us and keeps us drugged and void of any emotion. I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!) Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown. i wish I had 11 toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 19, 2007 #124 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown. i wish I had 11 toes. Granted! But that one extra toe is speaking to you and making you do evil things. I wish I had a polar bear. (It's going to eat me, isn't it..... ) Edited December 19, 2007 by the_scorpion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 19, 2007 #125 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but it's actually a guy in a suit who watches you while you sleep I wish I had free plane ticket to anywhere in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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