Hissie Sola Posted December 19, 2007 #126 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but it's actually a guy in a suit who watches you while you sleep I wish I had free plane ticket to anywhere in the world Granted, but the flight you choose will crash. I wish I had a REAL polar bear, one that isn't aggresive and will not harm me in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 19, 2007 #127 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but your bear gives you a non-aggressive, seemingly harmless hug and accidentally smooshes you I wish I had a burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 19, 2007 #128 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted, but your bear gives you a non-aggressive, seemingly harmless hug and accidentally smooshes you I wish I had a burger Aww.... well I'll love him anyway! Granted, but the burger is made of cockroach meat, and there's no buns/lettuce/sauce or anything. EDIT: Oops, forgot to make a wish. I wish I knew what to wish for. Edited December 19, 2007 by the_scorpion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #129 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Aww.... well I'll love him anyway! Granted, but the burger is made of cockroach meat, and there's no buns/lettuce/sauce or anything. EDIT: Oops, forgot to make a wish. I wish I knew what to wish for. Granted, but you wish for a giant manservant and he turns out to be big, ugly and in love with you. I wish I had someone to cook me breakfast. Edited December 19, 2007 by fylgja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #130 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted but it's ME and by the time we get done ******* your pancakes are cold!! I wish I could see around corners.... Edited December 19, 2007 by Spanky_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #131 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted but it's ME and by the time when get done ******* your pancakes are cold!! I wish I could see around corners.... Granted, but your eyes are now detached from your body. I wish my pancakes were growing cold right now. Edited December 19, 2007 by fylgja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #132 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted but they are getting cold because your roof has been sucked off by a twister! I wish the baby Jesus a very happy birthday for next week. Edited December 19, 2007 by Spanky_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #133 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) I wish the baby Jesus a very happy birthday for next week. Granted! but in 30 years or so some jerks are gonna nail him to a cross. I wish I was Wonder Woman. Edited December 19, 2007 by fylgja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #134 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted........ looking good!!! I wish I could read minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #135 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted, but because minds do not have words written on them it's not much use. I wish no one ever had to get sticky nose. Edited December 19, 2007 by fylgja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 19, 2007 #136 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!) Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown. LMAO - i like that 5 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 19, 2007 #137 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I wish no one ever had to get sticky nose. Granted but you have to pick everyone's noses clean so they don't get sticky. I wish people would all start making nice wishes for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 19, 2007 #138 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted........ looking good!!! I wish I could read minds Granted, but you have no control over it and end up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now. Edited December 19, 2007 by LissetteNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 19, 2007 #139 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but you have no control over it and up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now. Granted but all the scales in the world will be broken and show you the same weight. I wish I had a undead army to crush my enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #140 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but you have no control over it and up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now. Granted but you are kinda heavy I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 19, 2007 #141 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted but you are kinda heavy I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!! granted but it also makes the flesh fall from their bones. i wish i could swim underwater without holding my breath, like a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #142 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted but you are kinda heavy I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!! Granted, but you accidentally point it at me (see picture above), and my wonder woman costume falls off. I wish I was a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassages Posted December 19, 2007 #143 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted but you are kinda heavy I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!! Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly... I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #144 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly... I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up! Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life. I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted December 19, 2007 #145 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life. I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything. granted but you are in a coma. i wish i had a higher metabolism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted December 19, 2007 #146 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly... I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up! Granted but it is only stopped because he gets eaten by a bigger dog. I wish more people would take part in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 19, 2007 #147 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life. I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything. Granted, but it's because all of your limbs have fallen off. You're a big stump. I wish i had someone to drive me to the T-Mobile store then to the mall & back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 19, 2007 #148 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) granted but you are in a coma. i wish i had a higher metabolism. Granted, but you now look like the male version of this & it's impossible to gain weight 'cause of your very fast metabolism. http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/imse...rent=skinny.jpg I don't even have a wish, I'm having fun currupting yours. Edited December 19, 2007 by LissetteNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassages Posted December 19, 2007 #149 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but it's because all of your limbs have fallen off. You're a big stump. I wish i had someone to drive me to the T-Mobile store then to the mall & back. LOL at Stump... Granted but they just drive you and don't stop so you don't achieve anything... Wish I didn't have to work until New Year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #150 Share Posted December 19, 2007 LOL at Stump... Granted but they just drive you and don't stop so you don't achieve anything... Wish I didn't have to work until New Year... Granted, but it's because you are too sick to work. I wish I was ten years younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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