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Corrupt a Wish


Crovus v2.0

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Granted, but it's because you are too sick to work.

I wish I was ten years younger.

Well judging by your posts you are only about 14 years old so I guess that would make you minus 4!!!! So, granted. :P

I wish I was invisible

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Well judging by your posts you are only about 14 years old so I guess that would make you minus 4!!!! So, granted. :P

I wish I was invisible

Granted! :P

I wish I had more time.

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Granted, but you find out that the next plane of existance consists soley of old folks Bingo and mashed peas.... NOTHING ELSE.

I wish my friends were reliable.

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Granted, but you find out that the next plane of existance consists soley of old folks Bingo and mashed peas.... NOTHING ELSE.

I wish my friends were reliable.

Granted. But your family would become unreliable.

I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly.

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Granted. But your family would become unreliable.

I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly.

Granted, but now everything else on your computer sucks.

I wish all unexplained mysteries were explained

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Granted. But your family would become unreliable.

I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly.

Granted, but only the Japanese Edition is available.

I wish it was friday.

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Granted, but you have a Saturday morning class. (oh wait thats me)

I wish I didn't have a Saturday morning class.

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Granted, but you have a Saturday morning class. (oh wait thats me)

I wish I didn't have a Saturday morning class.

Granted, it has been switched to lunch time on Saturday.

I wish I had less time.

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Granted, but it tastes like urine.

I wish I never had to use the bathroom again.

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Granted, but it tastes like urine.

I wish I never had to use the bathroom again.

Granted but now you have to throw up all of your bodily waste.

I wish I was a mermaid.

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Granted but now you have to throw up all of your bodily waste.

I wish I was a mermaid.

Granted but you'll have the head of a fish and lower half of a human.

I wish that I will get everything I asked for, for Christmas.

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Granted but you'll have the head of a fish and lower half of a human.

I wish that I will get everything I asked for, for Christmas.

Granted, but while you were asleep your subconscious asked for a sexchange.

I wish that we could have peace in the Middle East

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Granted, but while peace was being settled the situation in S. Korea blew up and nukes are being deployed.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

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Granted, but while peace was being settled the situation in S. Korea blew up and nukes are being deployed.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

Granted. Problem is, this Dr. Pepper only exists in one dimension.

I wish that I could go straighten my hair.

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Granted but after you get it straight it all falls out.

I wish I could run like a cheetah.

But running that fast, you run off a cliff.

I wish I could teleport.

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Granted, but you have no control over where you end up and accidently teleport into the middle of deep space.

I wish I had more Blue Moon.

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Granted, but it's poisoned and you die. I wish i was more impulsive.

I'm surprised that this thread isn't closed yet there was this exact topic a while ago and it got closed almost instantly.

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Granted but your so impulsive, you buy tnt and you explode.

I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas.

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you buy tnt and you explode.

how would that happen? TNT is incredibly stable, plus where would i buy it?

I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas.

granted, but someone sees you dressing up potatoes as ninja and forces you to go to a psychologist who prescribes you anti-depressants and you kill yourself.

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how would that happen? TNT is incredibly stable, plus where would i buy it?

:lol: you're not suppose to think about things like that. Since you didn't wish for anything, I'll answer potato_ninja

I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas.

Granted, but you now have to pick pieces of black material out of your Shepherd's Pie

I wish this storm would start already

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Granted, but the moral implications drive you insane and you kill yourself. I wish my family was dead. (try to corrupt that!)

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