Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #151 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but it's because you are too sick to work. I wish I was ten years younger. Well judging by your posts you are only about 14 years old so I guess that would make you minus 4!!!! So, granted. I wish I was invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fylgja Posted December 19, 2007 #152 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Well judging by your posts you are only about 14 years old so I guess that would make you minus 4!!!! So, granted. I wish I was invisible Granted! I wish I had more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping with Fishes Posted December 19, 2007 #153 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted! I wish I had more time. Granted. I will give you all the time I have left on this earth. The above is also my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 19, 2007 #154 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) Granted, but you find out that the next plane of existance consists soley of old folks Bingo and mashed peas.... NOTHING ELSE. I wish my friends were reliable. Edited December 19, 2007 by crtbud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m. Moe Posted December 19, 2007 #155 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but you find out that the next plane of existance consists soley of old folks Bingo and mashed peas.... NOTHING ELSE. I wish my friends were reliable. Granted. But your family would become unreliable. I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 19, 2007 #156 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted. But your family would become unreliable. I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly. Granted, but now everything else on your computer sucks. I wish all unexplained mysteries were explained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LissetteNY Posted December 19, 2007 #157 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted. But your family would become unreliable. I wish Windows Vista didn't suck so badly. Granted, but only the Japanese Edition is available. I wish it was friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 19, 2007 #158 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Granted, but you have a Saturday morning class. (oh wait thats me) I wish I didn't have a Saturday morning class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artymoon Posted December 20, 2007 #159 Share Posted December 20, 2007 (edited) Granted, but you have a Saturday morning class. (oh wait thats me) I wish I didn't have a Saturday morning class. Granted, it has been switched to lunch time on Saturday. I wish I had less time. Edited December 20, 2007 by artymoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 20, 2007 #160 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted but the time you have left will be spent listening to William Hung singing she bangs. I wish I had some Heineken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 20, 2007 Author #161 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted, but it tastes like urine. I wish I never had to use the bathroom again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 20, 2007 #162 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted, but it tastes like urine. I wish I never had to use the bathroom again. Granted but now you have to throw up all of your bodily waste. I wish I was a mermaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauwau Posted December 20, 2007 #163 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted but now you have to throw up all of your bodily waste. I wish I was a mermaid. Granted but you'll have the head of a fish and lower half of a human. I wish that I will get everything I asked for, for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle. Posted December 20, 2007 #164 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted but you'll have the head of a fish and lower half of a human. I wish that I will get everything I asked for, for Christmas. Granted, but while you were asleep your subconscious asked for a sexchange. I wish that we could have peace in the Middle East Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 20, 2007 #165 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted, but while peace was being settled the situation in S. Korea blew up and nukes are being deployed. I wish I had a Dr. Pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
when.i.am.queen. Posted December 20, 2007 #166 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Granted, but while peace was being settled the situation in S. Korea blew up and nukes are being deployed. I wish I had a Dr. Pepper. Granted. Problem is, this Dr. Pepper only exists in one dimension. I wish that I could go straighten my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 21, 2007 #167 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted but after you get it straight it all falls out. I wish I could run like a cheetah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siara Posted December 21, 2007 #168 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted but after you get it straight it all falls out. I wish I could run like a cheetah. But running that fast, you run off a cliff. I wish I could teleport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crtDzyn Posted December 21, 2007 #169 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but you have no control over where you end up and accidently teleport into the middle of deep space. I wish I had more Blue Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #170 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but it's poisoned and you die. I wish i was more impulsive. I'm surprised that this thread isn't closed yet there was this exact topic a while ago and it got closed almost instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pentacle-witch Posted December 21, 2007 #171 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) Granted but your so impulsive, you buy tnt and you explode. I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas. Edited December 21, 2007 by potato_ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #172 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) you buy tnt and you explode. how would that happen? TNT is incredibly stable, plus where would i buy it? I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas. granted, but someone sees you dressing up potatoes as ninja and forces you to go to a psychologist who prescribes you anti-depressants and you kill yourself. Edited December 21, 2007 by ex infernis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 21, 2007 #173 Share Posted December 21, 2007 how would that happen? TNT is incredibly stable, plus where would i buy it? you're not suppose to think about things like that. Since you didn't wish for anything, I'll answer potato_ninja I wish that there were potatoes dressed up as ninjas. Granted, but you now have to pick pieces of black material out of your Shepherd's Pie I wish this storm would start already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Man Posted December 21, 2007 #174 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, But it will be an Ice strom. I wish I knew what i was doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #175 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but the moral implications drive you insane and you kill yourself. I wish my family was dead. (try to corrupt that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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