trickyhomunculi Posted December 21, 2007 #176 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) Granted but they come back from the dead as zombies and eat your brains. I wish I had some sea monkeys. Edited December 21, 2007 by clover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #177 Share Posted December 21, 2007 granted, but you trip and run head first into the shelf that they are on blackout and the tank tips over and the water flows into your lungs and drowns you. I wish i was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 21, 2007 #178 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted but your after life is the same as this one. I wish I could pee standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pentacle-witch Posted December 21, 2007 #179 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) Granted but your pee turns into acid and your both of your legs melt. I wish it was Christmas and that I got a mutated pony made of potatoes. Edited December 21, 2007 by potato_ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted December 21, 2007 #180 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted but your potato pony rots and turns into a pile of smelly mush. I wish I had some playdough cause it smells so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pentacle-witch Posted December 21, 2007 #181 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted but it mutates and turn you into a play dough monster. I wish i had some moldy socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #182 Share Posted December 21, 2007 granted, but the mold is toxic and you die. i wish this thread would end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Man Posted December 21, 2007 #183 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but it is on a loop. I wish I could see my family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 21, 2007 #184 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but now you're invisible and they can't see you I wish I had the energy to get up and get a Pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNO Posted December 21, 2007 #185 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but the Pepsi is flat. I wish I can have a jetpack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 21, 2007 #186 Share Posted December 21, 2007 granted but you run out fuel mid air 6 ft off the ground and you break your bottom. I wish I had an icecream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siara Posted December 21, 2007 #187 Share Posted December 21, 2007 granted but you run out fuel mid air 6 ft off the ground and you break your bottom. I wish I had an icecream Granted, but the icecream is horse-radish-and-rotten-egg flavored. I wish I had more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 21, 2007 #188 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but the icecream is horse-radish-and-rotten-egg flavored. I wish I had more time. granted you have all the time in the world but sadly you do not age and must watch all humainty die out leaving you alone in the universe. I wish i was married to milo Ventimiglia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalott Posted December 21, 2007 #189 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Granted, but you push him off a building to see if he really can fly... and he can't I wish my stomach ache would go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 21, 2007 #190 Share Posted December 21, 2007 granted, but now you have a cluster headache. i wish for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Episteme Posted December 21, 2007 #191 Share Posted December 21, 2007 i wish for nothing. Granted, I hope you like the box it came in. I wish it would quit raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenshinx Posted December 22, 2007 #192 Share Posted December 22, 2007 granted, but it's already flood and wipe out your house i wish i never pay taxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle. Posted December 22, 2007 #193 Share Posted December 22, 2007 granted, but it's already flood and wipe out your house i wish i never pay taxes Granted, you didn't and now you're serving 20 years for defrauding the government. I wish that Global Warming could be solved , but we still get to drive our cars everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siara Posted December 22, 2007 #194 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I wish that Global Warming could be solved , but we still get to drive our cars everywhere! Granted, but as the human population grows the number of cars grows too! The world ends up totally encased in asphalt (one immense, spherical parking lot). I wish I could improvise fabulous jazz on my fiddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m. Moe Posted December 22, 2007 #195 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but as the human population grows the number of cars grows too! The world ends up totally encased in asphalt (one immense, spherical parking lot). I wish I could improvise fabulous jazz on my fiddle. Granted, but the whole world wil turn deaf so no one can hear it. I wish all the Misfits would reunite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenshinx Posted December 22, 2007 #196 Share Posted December 22, 2007 (edited) Granted, but the whole world wil turn deaf so no one can hear it. I wish all the Misfits would reunite. granted , but they only play country songs i wish i had 5 wife Edited December 22, 2007 by kenshinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swtp Posted December 22, 2007 #197 Share Posted December 22, 2007 granted , but they only play country songs i wish i had 5 wife Granted, but they shop all day and nag you all night! I wish they would fix my apt. already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex infernis Posted December 22, 2007 #198 Share Posted December 22, 2007 (edited) granted, but they leave a nail exposed which you step on and fall backwards and as you're falling you rip an outlet out of the wall, which short circuits and causes a fire. you cannot escape because your foot is stuck on the nail and you slowly burn to death. c ,cod yday mf t.fxrape dao yd. lprl.p nafrgy (how can you corrupt a wish that you can't understand?) Edited December 22, 2007 by ex infernis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m. Moe Posted December 22, 2007 #199 Share Posted December 22, 2007 . c ,cod yday mf t.fxrape dao yd. lprl.p nafrgy (how can you corrupt a wish that you can't understand?) Hmm, whatever it is, granted. But you get a pie thrown in your face. I wish I had a secret underwater lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 22, 2007 Author #200 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Hmm, whatever it is, granted. But you get a pie thrown in your face. I wish I had a secret underwater lair. Granted, but it floods. I wish I got something really good for christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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