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Granted, but it floods.

I wish I got something really good for christmas.

Granted, but then it gets stolen

I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity ;) (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!)

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Granted, but then it gets stolen

I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity ;) (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!)

Granted, but it doesn't happen in that order ;)

I wish I had something good to drink right now.

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Granted, but then it gets stolen

I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity ;) (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!)

Granted , but there will be noone to watch it happen . I wish i could sing properly.

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Granted, but it doesn't happen in that order ;)

I wish I had something good to drink right now.

Granted, but you get drunk and wake up naked in walmart

Granted , but there will be noone to watch it happen . I wish i could sing properly.

granted, but you can't remember any lyrics

I wish that could catch the worlds biggest fish

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Granted, but you get drunk and wake up naked in walmart

I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol

I wish that could catch the worlds biggest fish

Granted, but right after you do it sinks your boat and takes you under with it.

I wish I made twice as much money as I do now.

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Granted, but right after you do it sinks your boat and takes you under with it.

I wish I made twice as much money as I do now.

Granted but right after that you pay 4x the tax

I wish I had a one night stand with Jessica Alba

I'm still laughing at your"I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol" :lol: comment ..keep safe man!

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Granted but right after that you pay 4x the tax

I wish I had a one night stand with Jessica Alba

I'm still laughing at your"I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol" :lol: comment ..keep safe man!

Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life ;)

I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world! (Hey, who doesn't want world peace! :P)

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I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world! (Hey, who doesn't want world peace! :P)

Granted... but now the world's full of boring hippies.

I wish I found a gernade.

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Granted... but now the world's full of boring hippies.

I wish I found a gernade.

Granted, but it blows up in your face when you find it.

I wish I had something better to eat.

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Granted, but it blows up in your face when you find it.

I wish I had something better to eat.

"Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life"that was a good one :lol:

Granted, but its genetically altered food and you grow a new hand out your forehead

I wish I had a new dodge challenger

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"Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life"that was a good one :lol:

Granted, but its genetically altered food and you grow a new hand out your forehead

I wish I had a new dodge challenger

Granted, but the guy who drove it from the factory was smoking and kept burning the cloth on the ceiling cuz he was holding his cigarette with a hand coming out of his head.....

I wish I didn't have a hand in my head anymore.... Stupid hand...

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Granted, but the guy who drove it from the factory was smoking and kept burning the cloth on the ceiling cuz he was holding his cigarette with a hand coming out of his head.....

I wish I didn't have a hand in my head anymore.... Stupid hand...

granted, but now you can't cheat as good playing cards anymore

I wish the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime

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granted, but now you can't cheat as good playing cards anymore

I wish the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime

Granted...You die 2 seconds after the game ends.

I wish I was off shift already.

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Granted...You die 2 seconds after the game ends.

I wish I was off shift already.

granted when you find out your watch stopped and your relief isnt gonna show. i need a new joy

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granted when you find out your watch stopped and your relief isnt gonna show. i need a new joy

granted but you find out your old joy is pregnant now

I wish I had a new LCD TV

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granted but you find out your old joy is pregnant now

I wish I had a new LCD TV

Granted...unfortunately LCD stood for Liquid Crap Display... What a TV!

I wish I was on a plane right now. (Like I don't know where this one's going to get corrupted :P)

-C

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I wish I was on a plane right now. (Like I don't know where this one's going to get corrupted )

Granted , but instead of snakes on the plane, theres 200 horny midgets!!

I wish that there were 12 hotdog buns in a pack equal to the amount of hotdogs in a pack, so i don't have to buy two packs of buns then have 4 buns left over.

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Granted , but instead of snakes on the plane, theres 200 horny midgets!!

I wish that there were 12 hotdog buns in a pack equal to the amount of hotdogs in a pack, so i don't have to buy two packs of buns then have 4 buns left over.

Granted , but that's what you have to eat for the rest of your life

I wish that I could win the Boston marathon

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I wish that I could win the Boston marathon

Granted, but after you cross the finish line in Boston you have to keep running to San Fransisco.

I wish I didn't have to finish my Christmas shopping tomorrow.

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Granted, but after you cross the finish line in Boston you have to keep running to San Fransisco.

I wish I didn't have to finish my Christmas shopping tomorrow.

Granted, but after which you fall asleep in the car and miss christmas altogether.

I wish I could have a wish every time I snapped my fingers.

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Granted, but after which you fall asleep in the car and miss christmas altogether.

I wish I could have a wish every time I snapped my fingers.

Granted, but you break your fingers off in a freak liquid nitrogen accident

I wish I could see tomorrows headline in the news paper today

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I wish see tomorrows headline in the news paper today

Granted... but you already knew it; it's the same crap.. just different names.

I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning.

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I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning.

Garnted but its the only perfect cup of tea you will ever get again.

I wish i could hold a tune and sing

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I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning.

Garnted but its the only perfect cup of tea you will ever get again.

I wish i could hold a tune and sing

granted, but you'll never stop singing for the rest of your life

i wish my house always clean and neat

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granted, but you'll never stop singing for the rest of your life

i wish my house always clean and neat

granted but the house is quarantined. i wish logic was chaos

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