~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 22, 2007 #201 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but it floods. I wish I got something really good for christmas. Granted, but then it gets stolen I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 22, 2007 Author #202 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but then it gets stolen I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!) Granted, but it doesn't happen in that order I wish I had something good to drink right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mademoiselle Posted December 22, 2007 #203 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but then it gets stolen I wish I was beaten, killed, desecrated, eaten by wolves then burn in hell for eternity (watch this is probably the only wish in my entire lifetime that ever comes true!) Granted , but there will be noone to watch it happen . I wish i could sing properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 22, 2007 #204 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but it doesn't happen in that order I wish I had something good to drink right now. Granted, but you get drunk and wake up naked in walmart Granted , but there will be noone to watch it happen . I wish i could sing properly. granted, but you can't remember any lyrics I wish that could catch the worlds biggest fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 22, 2007 Author #205 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but you get drunk and wake up naked in walmart I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol I wish that could catch the worlds biggest fish Granted, but right after you do it sinks your boat and takes you under with it. I wish I made twice as much money as I do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 22, 2007 #206 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Granted, but right after you do it sinks your boat and takes you under with it. I wish I made twice as much money as I do now. Granted but right after that you pay 4x the tax I wish I had a one night stand with Jessica Alba I'm still laughing at your"I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol" comment ..keep safe man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 23, 2007 Author #207 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted but right after that you pay 4x the tax I wish I had a one night stand with Jessica Alba I'm still laughing at your"I'm in Iraq...this would be a @#$%ing blessing! lol" comment ..keep safe man! Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world! (Hey, who doesn't want world peace! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted December 23, 2007 #208 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world! (Hey, who doesn't want world peace! ) Granted... but now the world's full of boring hippies. I wish I found a gernade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 23, 2007 Author #209 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted... but now the world's full of boring hippies. I wish I found a gernade. Granted, but it blows up in your face when you find it. I wish I had something better to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 23, 2007 #210 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted, but it blows up in your face when you find it. I wish I had something better to eat. "Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life"that was a good one Granted, but its genetically altered food and you grow a new hand out your forehead I wish I had a new dodge challenger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 23, 2007 Author #211 Share Posted December 23, 2007 "Granted, but it turns out to be a transvestite who looks like her and you are now scarred for life"that was a good one Granted, but its genetically altered food and you grow a new hand out your forehead I wish I had a new dodge challenger Granted, but the guy who drove it from the factory was smoking and kept burning the cloth on the ceiling cuz he was holding his cigarette with a hand coming out of his head..... I wish I didn't have a hand in my head anymore.... Stupid hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 23, 2007 #212 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted, but the guy who drove it from the factory was smoking and kept burning the cloth on the ceiling cuz he was holding his cigarette with a hand coming out of his head..... I wish I didn't have a hand in my head anymore.... Stupid hand... granted, but now you can't cheat as good playing cards anymore I wish the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 23, 2007 Author #213 Share Posted December 23, 2007 granted, but now you can't cheat as good playing cards anymore I wish the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime Granted...You die 2 seconds after the game ends. I wish I was off shift already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfieboy Posted December 23, 2007 #214 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted...You die 2 seconds after the game ends. I wish I was off shift already. granted when you find out your watch stopped and your relief isnt gonna show. i need a new joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 23, 2007 #215 Share Posted December 23, 2007 granted when you find out your watch stopped and your relief isnt gonna show. i need a new joy granted but you find out your old joy is pregnant now I wish I had a new LCD TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crovus v2.0 Posted December 23, 2007 Author #216 Share Posted December 23, 2007 granted but you find out your old joy is pregnant now I wish I had a new LCD TV Granted...unfortunately LCD stood for Liquid Crap Display... What a TV! I wish I was on a plane right now. (Like I don't know where this one's going to get corrupted ) -C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauncy Posted December 23, 2007 #217 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish I was on a plane right now. (Like I don't know where this one's going to get corrupted ) Granted , but instead of snakes on the plane, theres 200 horny midgets!! I wish that there were 12 hotdog buns in a pack equal to the amount of hotdogs in a pack, so i don't have to buy two packs of buns then have 4 buns left over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 23, 2007 #218 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Granted , but instead of snakes on the plane, theres 200 horny midgets!! I wish that there were 12 hotdog buns in a pack equal to the amount of hotdogs in a pack, so i don't have to buy two packs of buns then have 4 buns left over. Granted , but that's what you have to eat for the rest of your life I wish that I could win the Boston marathon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siara Posted December 23, 2007 #219 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish that I could win the Boston marathon Granted, but after you cross the finish line in Boston you have to keep running to San Fransisco. I wish I didn't have to finish my Christmas shopping tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauncy Posted December 23, 2007 #220 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) Granted, but after you cross the finish line in Boston you have to keep running to San Fransisco. I wish I didn't have to finish my Christmas shopping tomorrow. Granted, but after which you fall asleep in the car and miss christmas altogether. I wish I could have a wish every time I snapped my fingers. Edited December 23, 2007 by Chauncy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ MacDDT ~ Posted December 23, 2007 #221 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) Granted, but after which you fall asleep in the car and miss christmas altogether. I wish I could have a wish every time I snapped my fingers. Granted, but you break your fingers off in a freak liquid nitrogen accident I wish I could see tomorrows headline in the news paper today Edited December 23, 2007 by macddt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted December 23, 2007 #222 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish see tomorrows headline in the news paper today Granted... but you already knew it; it's the same crap.. just different names. I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 23, 2007 #223 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning. Garnted but its the only perfect cup of tea you will ever get again. I wish i could hold a tune and sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenshinx Posted December 23, 2007 #224 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I wish I had the 'perfect cup of Tea' in the morning. Garnted but its the only perfect cup of tea you will ever get again. I wish i could hold a tune and sing granted, but you'll never stop singing for the rest of your life i wish my house always clean and neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfieboy Posted December 23, 2007 #225 Share Posted December 23, 2007 granted, but you'll never stop singing for the rest of your life i wish my house always clean and neat granted but the house is quarantined. i wish logic was chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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