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Crovus v2.0

Corrupt a Wish

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Crovus v2.0
Granted. but everytime you try to tell someone you forget what you were saying.

I wish I could sing really well.

Granted, but you can only do it when you're in the shower.

NOW I wish I wasn't in Iraq :P

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Hissie Sola
Granted. but everytime you try to tell someone you forget what you were saying.

I wish I could sing really well.

Granted, but no one could hear your voice besides yourself.

I wish I had a kitten

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ravergirl
Granted, but you can only do it when you're in the shower.

NOW I wish I wasn't in Iraq :P

Granted. but only when you sleep.....(for now come back soon for real)

Granted, but no one could hear your voice besides yourself.

I wish I had a kitten

Granted. but it is a familiar

I wish we could figure a way to not double grant wishes!!!!!1

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chaoszerg
Granted. but only when you sleep.....(for now come back soon for real)

Granted. but it is a familiar

I wish we could figure a way to not double grant wishes!!!!!1

Granted but now we shall triple grant wishes.

I wish I could take over the world

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ravergirl
Granted but now we shall triple grant wishes.

I wish I could take over the world

Granted. but you lose power to me in a week.

i wish I wasn't sick right now.

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chaoszerg
Granted. but you lose power to me in a week.

i wish I wasn't sick right now.

Granted but tomorrow you shall be sick instead then for the rest of your life.

I wish I had x-ray vision

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ravergirl
Granted but tomorrow you shall be sick instead then for the rest of your life.

I wish I had x-ray vision

granted. every time you used you get poisoned by the radioactivity.

I wish I could transform into whatever animal I wanted to.

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chaoszerg
granted. every time you used you get poisoned by the radioactivity.

I wish I could transform into whatever animal I wanted to.

Granted but you shall be hunted by mankind.

I wish I had leant how to use a pogo stick

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ravergirl
Granted but you shall be hunted by mankind.

I wish I had leant how to use a pogo stick

Granted. but your fat so it doesn't bounce.

I wish it snowed in texas

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but its all yellow snow. :lol:

I wish for a hug.

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The Black Knight

Granted, but it's from someone who has no personal hygiene.

I wish for a dollar.

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but its the last doller you'll ever get.

I wish I had a pimp a** yacht.

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dual_reality

granted but someone pulled the plug

i wish i passed my finals

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The Black Knight

Granted, but you forgot to write your name on any of them, so they don't count.

I wish i owned Antarctica.

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InHuman

Granted, but global warming melts it. I wish I didn't have to shower every morning.

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Crovus v2.0
Granted, but global warming melts it. I wish I didn't have to shower every morning.

Granted...no really...it's granted...People just think you smell funny. :P

I wish this place didn't feel like prison...

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crtDzyn

Granted, you can't feel anything now.

I wish dinner was ready.

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crtDzyn

Well I'll go again because my mother just granted this one, except there was no downside.

I wish there was more to do for fun around here.

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Crovus v2.0
Well I'll go again because my mother just granted this one, except there was no downside.

I wish there was more to do for fun around here.

Granted, but it's not your kind of fun.

I wish I had something else to do here at work.

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crtDzyn

Granted, you get to reply to this post.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

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trickyhomunculi

granted except its limburger

I wish to sleep for twelve hours straight

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crtDzyn

Granted!! And guess what??? You get to stay awake for 72 after you wake up, rest well.

I wish reality tv was realistic.

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Crovus v2.0

Granted, you've been forced to live on a deserted island all by yourself while being filmed.

I wish I could astral project.

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bloodyfish

Granted, but you can't get back in. I wish for more free time.

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Crovus v2.0

Granted, but now you have nothing to do with your time.

I wish I was more productive.

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