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Corrupt a Wish

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LissetteNY
granted but the rest of the world is completely miserable

I wish i wasn't bald

I'll take it! lol

GRANTED! but you're a ginger kid.

if you're not familiar .. please refer to the following video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I7p8kPPFhoQ

:D .. unless you are one already .. if so .. i'm kidding [;

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Shalott
Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck ;)

I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [;

Granted, but the cheese comes with a questionable use-by date and a side of green fuzz ^_^

I wish I could find that damn missing song on my computer

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chaoszerg
Granted but you're also 97.5 lbs over weight w/ a cockeye. Good luck ;)

I wish for a poppy bagel with cream cheese right now [;

Granted but it is mouldy

I wish I had all my tarantulas back

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Legatus Legionis
Granted but it is mouldy

I wish I had all my tarantulas back

Granted but they are now aggressive.

I wish I own a Mansion.

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Hissie Sola
Granted but they are now aggressive.

I wish I own a Mansion.

Granted, but it is haunted by aggresive Poltergeists and demons.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of chocolate icecream

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1.618
Granted, but it is haunted by aggresive Poltergeists and demons.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of chocolate icecream

granted but you are allergic to chocolate ice cream.

i wish i could read aramaic

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chaoszerg
granted but you are allergic to chocolate ice cream.

i wish i could read aramaic

Granted but now you cant read and understand any other langauge.

I wish you would all bow before my awesome might.

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Legatus Legionis

granted but would be 1000 years in the futures

I wish I have the power to stop time.

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1.618
granted but would be 1000 years in the futures

I wish I have the power to stop time.

granted but only if you take the batteries from a watch.

i wish i could understand animals.

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Belle.
granted but only if you take the batteries from a watch.

i wish i could understand animals.

Granted but you must work in an abattoir.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

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joc
Granted but you must work in an abattoir.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

Granted, but you are a gnat.

I wish Christmas was over.

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ravergirl

granted but everyday is now easter.

I wish my mother/boss would shut up.

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WatchingMother

Granted, but now everyone else in your life is speaking louder and louder.

I wish for a new dishwasher.

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but now everyone else in your life is speaking louder and louder.

I wish for a new dishwasher.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for snow.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but there is 8 ft of it and your house has no food.

I wish this paper would write itself.

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Crovus v2.0
Granted, but there is 8 ft of it and your house has no food.

I wish this paper would write itself.

Granted, and it looks something like this....

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.

:P

I wish I had some presents under my tree.

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WatchingMother

Granted, but none of them are for you.

I wish for a new car.

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1.618
Granted, but none of them are for you.

I wish for a new car.

granted but it is a toy car.

I wish i could win the lottery.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but on your way to collect the winnings you get hit by a greyhound bus.

I wish I could fly.

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1.618
Granted, but on your way to collect the winnings you get hit by a greyhound bus.

I wish I could fly.

granted but you are a mosquito.

i wish greyhound buses were made of jelly.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed.

I wish the snow would go away.

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed.

I wish the snow would go away.

Granted, but now it's raining mud.

I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.

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LissetteNY
Granted, but they started making them like that after you got hit and killed.

I wish the snow would go away.

Granted, but it's replaced with a swarm of locusts.

I wish for a non-moldy or bug infested breakfast feast!

Edited by LissetteNY

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crtDzyn

Granted, but it's no fun to read. :P

I wish this Audi dealership treated me like there WERE other places I could take my business to.

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crtDzyn
Granted, but it's replaced with a swarm of locusts.

I wish for a non-moldy or bug infested breakfast feast!

Granted, but a sly pigeon came through your window and pooped on it :innocent:

I wish I could instinctively decipher truth from lies.

Edited by crtbud

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