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Crovus v2.0

Corrupt a Wish

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but a sly pigeon came through your window and pooped on it :innocent:

I wish I could instinctively decipher truth from lies.

Granted, but now you can't decipher anything else.

I wish I had nightvision.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but now lights blind you

I wish I was done editing this wedding video.

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The Black Knight

Granted, but as soon as you finish it, someone tapes over it.

I wish for a brick of gold.

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girty1600
I wish for a brick of gold.

Ok, wish granted but it falls out a 20 story window and lands on your head.

I wish my boss gave me more time off.

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Sleeping with Fishes

Granted but he fires you for photo copying your ass all day!!

I wish I had a 12 Inch manservant.

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LissetteNY
Granted but he fires you for photo copying your ass all day!!

I wish I had a 12 Inch manservant.

Granted, but he secretly molests you your sleep. :mellow:

I wish it was summer again.

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crtDzyn

Granted, but it's a very cold summer.

I wish I owned a Maserati.

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LissetteNY
Granted, but it's a very cold summer.

I wish I owned a Maserati.

Granted, but you be my personal driver. ;)

I wish i had a martini .. actually i wish i had a bottle of vodka. :angry:

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crtDzyn

Granted, but you got so drunk I took off in your Maserati :o;)

I wish I had some warmer clothes on for when I leave work.

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Shalott

Granted, but a loose thread gets caught as you're walking and by the time you reach work your clothes have unravelled.

I wish I could fly to the shops now instead of having to walk

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Crovus v2.0

Granted, but you fly so slow the shops are closed.

I wish I could get drunk out here.

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but you puke and pass out in it.

I wish I had a maid.

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SS79
Granted but you puke and pass out in it.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted but she steals all your belongings and runs off with your fella

i wish i had a winning lottery ticket

Edited by spiritual_soul79

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1.618
Granted but she steals all your belongings and runs off with your fella

i wish i had a winning lottery ticket

granted but is too late to cash it in.

i wish i could teleport.

Edited by 1.618

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Hissie Sola
granted but is too late to cash it in.

i wish i could teleport.

Granted, but you teleport into a wall and you are stuck in there.

I wish I could teleport safely, without anything going wrong :P

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artymoon
granted but is too late to cash it in.

i wish i could teleport.

Granted, but you teleported into a prison cell. For ten long years, your teleporting skills do not work any further in this enclosed environment.

I wish I had a bus.

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chaoszerg

I wish I had a bus.

Granted but it runs you over flat

I wish that any wishes I make will never go wrong.

Edit: Had to change granted wish lol.

Edited by chaoszerg

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artymoon
Granted but it runs you over flat

I wish that any wishes I make will never go wrong.

Granted, but I happen to be an atheist genie(who just got run over by a bus), and right or wrong ultimately does not exist... so my bus runs you over flat.

I wish I could read.

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Unlimited
Granted, but I happen to be an atheist genie(who just got run over by a bus), and right or wrong ultimately does not exist... so my bus runs you over flat.

I wish I could read.

but if you could read you would see our sad state of affairs...i wish i had wings

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when.i.am.queen.
but if you could read you would see our sad state of affairs...i wish i had wings

Granted! But your wings are made of lead.

I wish that we could all live in peace

Edited by when.i.am.queen.

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Sleeping with Fishes
Granted! But your wings are made of lead.

I wish that we could all live in peace

Granted, but the only reason there is peace is because everyone is too scared to rise up against the oppressive higher power who enslaves us and keeps us drugged and void of any emotion.

I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!)

:P

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artymoon
Granted! But your wings are made of lead.

I wish that we could all live in peace

Granted, but this guy over here gets mad at this guy over there for being more peaceful than he is, so he beats him up.

I wish I was fishing.

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artymoon
Granted, but the only reason there is peace is because everyone is too scared to rise up against the oppressive higher power who enslaves us and keeps us drugged and void of any emotion.

I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!)

:P

Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown.

i wish I had 11 toes.

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown.

i wish I had 11 toes.

Granted! But that one extra toe is speaking to you and making you do evil things.

I wish I had a polar bear. (It's going to eat me, isn't it..... :( )

Edited by the_scorpion

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Shalott

Granted, but it's actually a guy in a suit who watches you while you sleep :mellow:

I wish I had free plane ticket to anywhere in the world

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