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Corrupt a Wish

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but it's actually a guy in a suit who watches you while you sleep :mellow:

I wish I had free plane ticket to anywhere in the world

Granted, but the flight you choose will crash.

I wish I had a REAL polar bear, one that isn't aggresive and will not harm me in any way.

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Shalott

Granted, but your bear gives you a non-aggressive, seemingly harmless hug and accidentally smooshes you :innocent:

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I wish I had a burger

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Hissie Sola
Granted, but your bear gives you a non-aggressive, seemingly harmless hug and accidentally smooshes you :innocent:

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I wish I had a burger

Aww.... well I'll love him anyway!

Granted, but the burger is made of cockroach meat, and there's no buns/lettuce/sauce or anything.

EDIT: Oops, forgot to make a wish. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Edited by the_scorpion

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fylgja
Aww.... well I'll love him anyway!

Granted, but the burger is made of cockroach meat, and there's no buns/lettuce/sauce or anything.

EDIT: Oops, forgot to make a wish. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you wish for a giant manservant and he turns out to be big, ugly and in love with you.

I wish I had someone to cook me breakfast.

Edited by fylgja

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Sleeping with Fishes

Granted but it's ME and by the time we get done ******* your pancakes are cold!!

I wish I could see around corners....

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fylgja
Granted but it's ME and by the time when get done ******* your pancakes are cold!!

I wish I could see around corners....

Granted, but your eyes are now detached from your body.

I wish my pancakes were growing cold right now.

Edited by fylgja

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Sleeping with Fishes

Granted but they are getting cold because your roof has been sucked off by a twister!

I wish the baby Jesus a very happy birthday for next week.

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fylgja
I wish the baby Jesus a very happy birthday for next week.

Granted! but in 30 years or so some jerks are gonna nail him to a cross.

I wish I was Wonder Woman.

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Sleeping with Fishes

Granted........ looking good!!! :no:

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I wish I could read minds

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fylgja

Granted, but because minds do not have words written on them it's not much use.

I wish no one ever had to get sticky nose.

Edited by fylgja

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LissetteNY

I wish I was happy (corrupt that one!!!)

Granted, but your smile gets stuck, and you look like a crazed clown.

LMAO - i like that

5 points

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chaoszerg
I wish no one ever had to get sticky nose.

Granted but you have to pick everyone's noses clean so they don't get sticky.

I wish people would all start making nice wishes for me.

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LissetteNY
Granted........ looking good!!! :no:

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I wish I could read minds

Granted, but you have no control over it and end up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. :no:

I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now.

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chaoszerg
Granted, but you have no control over it and up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. :no:

I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now.

Granted but all the scales in the world will be broken and show you the same weight.

I wish I had a undead army to crush my enemies.

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Sleeping with Fishes
Granted, but you have no control over it and up hearing the perverse sexual thoughts of everyone in your family including nana. :no:

I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and always stay the same weight i am now.

Granted but you are kinda heavy :P

I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!!

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1.618
Granted but you are kinda heavy :P

I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!!

granted but it also makes the flesh fall from their bones.

i wish i could swim underwater without holding my breath, like a fish.

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fylgja
Granted but you are kinda heavy :P

I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!!

Granted, but you accidentally point it at me (see picture above), and my wonder woman costume falls off.

I wish I was a fish.

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Sassages
Granted but you are kinda heavy :P

I wish I had a magic gun that could make a womans clothes fall off!!

Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly...

I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up!

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fylgja
Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly...

I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up!

Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life.

I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything.

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1.618
Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life.

I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything.

granted but you are in a coma.

i wish i had a higher metabolism.

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chaoszerg
Granted, but all the women in the world are REALLY fat and REALLY ugly...

I wish my puppy didn't keep chewing things up!

Granted but it is only stopped because he gets eaten by a bigger dog.

I wish more people would take part in this.

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LissetteNY
Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out and never grow back, so you have to spoon feed him mooshy food for the rest of his life.

I wish I could lay in bed all day while someone else did everything.

Granted, but it's because all of your limbs have fallen off. You're a big stump. :mellow:

I wish i had someone to drive me to the T-Mobile store then to the mall & back.

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LissetteNY
granted but you are in a coma.

i wish i had a higher metabolism.

Granted, but you now look like the male version of this & it's impossible to gain weight 'cause of your very fast metabolism. :o

http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/imse...rent=skinny.jpg

I don't even have a wish, I'm having fun currupting yours.

Edited by LissetteNY

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Sassages
Granted, but it's because all of your limbs have fallen off. You're a big stump. :mellow:

I wish i had someone to drive me to the T-Mobile store then to the mall & back.

LOL at Stump...

Granted but they just drive you and don't stop so you don't achieve anything...

Wish I didn't have to work until New Year...

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fylgja
LOL at Stump...

Granted but they just drive you and don't stop so you don't achieve anything...

Wish I didn't have to work until New Year...

Granted, but it's because you are too sick to work.

I wish I was ten years younger.

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