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Crovus v2.0

Corrupt a Wish

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but they come back from the dead as zombies and eat your brains.

I wish I had some sea monkeys.

Edited by clover

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ex infernis

granted, but you trip and run head first into the shelf that they are on blackout and the tank tips over and the water flows into your lungs and drowns you. I wish i was dead.

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but your after life is the same as this one.

I wish I could pee standing up.

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pentacle-witch

Granted but your pee turns into acid and your both of your legs melt.

I wish it was Christmas and that I got a mutated pony made of potatoes.

Edited by potato_ninja

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trickyhomunculi

Granted but your potato pony rots and turns into a pile of smelly mush.

I wish I had some playdough cause it smells so good. :P

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pentacle-witch

Granted but it mutates and turn you into a play dough monster.

I wish i had some moldy socks.

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ex infernis

granted, but the mold is toxic and you die. i wish this thread would end.

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G_Man

Granted, but it is on a loop. I wish I could see my family

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Shalott

Granted, but now you're invisible and they can't see you

I wish I had the energy to get up and get a Pepsi

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DNO

Granted, but the Pepsi is flat.

I wish I can have a jetpack!

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jesspy

granted but you run out fuel mid air 6 ft off the ground and you break your bottom.

I wish I had an icecream

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Siara
granted but you run out fuel mid air 6 ft off the ground and you break your bottom.

I wish I had an icecream

Granted, but the icecream is horse-radish-and-rotten-egg flavored.

I wish I had more time.

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jesspy
Granted, but the icecream is horse-radish-and-rotten-egg flavored.

I wish I had more time.

granted you have all the time in the world but sadly you do not age and must watch all humainty die out leaving you alone in the universe.

I wish i was married to milo Ventimiglia

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Shalott

Granted, but you push him off a building to see if he really can fly... and he can't

I wish my stomach ache would go away

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ex infernis

granted, but now you have a cluster headache. i wish for nothing.

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Episteme
i wish for nothing.

Granted, I hope you like the box it came in.

I wish it would quit raining.

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kenshinx

granted, but it's already flood and wipe out your house

i wish i never pay taxes

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Belle.
granted, but it's already flood and wipe out your house

i wish i never pay taxes

Granted, you didn't and now you're serving 20 years for defrauding the government.

I wish that Global Warming could be solved , but we still get to drive our cars everywhere!

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Siara
I wish that Global Warming could be solved , but we still get to drive our cars everywhere!

Granted, but as the human population grows the number of cars grows too! The world ends up totally encased in asphalt (one immense, spherical parking lot).

I wish I could improvise fabulous jazz on my fiddle.

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m. Moe
Granted, but as the human population grows the number of cars grows too! The world ends up totally encased in asphalt (one immense, spherical parking lot).

I wish I could improvise fabulous jazz on my fiddle.

Granted, but the whole world wil turn deaf so no one can hear it.

I wish all the Misfits would reunite.

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kenshinx
Granted, but the whole world wil turn deaf so no one can hear it.

I wish all the Misfits would reunite.

granted , but they only play country songs

i wish i had 5 wife :D

Edited by kenshinx

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swtp
granted , but they only play country songs

i wish i had 5 wife :D

Granted, but they shop all day and nag you all night!

I wish they would fix my apt. already! :hmm:

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ex infernis

granted, but they leave a nail exposed which you step on and fall backwards and as you're falling you rip an outlet out of the wall, which short circuits and causes a fire. you cannot escape because your foot is stuck on the nail and you slowly burn to death. c ,cod yday mf t.fxrape dao yd. lprl.p nafrgy (how can you corrupt a wish that you can't understand?)

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m. Moe
. c ,cod yday mf t.fxrape dao yd. lprl.p nafrgy (how can you corrupt a wish that you can't understand?)

Hmm, whatever it is, granted. But you get a pie thrown in your face.

I wish I had a secret underwater lair.

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Crovus v2.0
Hmm, whatever it is, granted. But you get a pie thrown in your face.

I wish I had a secret underwater lair.

Granted, but it floods.

I wish I got something really good for christmas.

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