Mistydawn Posted December 8, 2010 #2026 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Granted, but only your neck grows while your legs and body remain the same. I wish I knew how did I come to this... Edit: hello, Misty Granted, but it turns out to be as horrible as it sounds. I still wish I knew how did I come to this... Granted wee weird woman you... cept that it doesn't help... (wish it did.. honest!) Wish I could fly up to meet the full moon and bask in its glow, safely, not too close... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 8, 2010 #2027 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Granted wee weird woman you... cept that it doesn't help... (wish it did.. honest!) Wish I could fly up to meet the full moon and bask in its glow, safely, not too close... Granted, but you write about it on UM so next time there’s a whole crowd of people using the same magic you described in your posts, yelling, waving and spoiling the contemplative feeling of basking in moon glow. I wish Paraweird would show up on UM again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 8, 2010 #2028 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Granted, but you write about it on UM so next time there's a whole crowd of people using the same magic you described in your posts, yelling, waving and spoiling the contemplative feeling of basking in moon glow. I wish Paraweird would show up on UM again. Granted, but he has a death wish against you Wish I could master the art of origami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 8, 2010 #2029 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Granted, but he has a death wish against you Understandable Wish I could master the art of origami Granted, but your origamis come to life one dark, stormy night when the electricity is out. I wish I could switch places with my cat for few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 8, 2010 #2030 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Understandable Granted, but your origamis come to life one dark, stormy night when the electricity is out. I wish I could switch places with my cat for few hours. Granted, but you get "fur-ball" and start choking cause of the octopus on your head, you hallucinate and think you are actually a cat and jump out the window, but you don't land on your feet. I wish fish tasted like chocolate, just for tonite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 8, 2010 #2031 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Granted, but you get "fur-ball" and start choking cause of the octopus on your head, you hallucinate and think you are actually a cat and jump out the window, but you don't land on your feet. I wish fish tasted like chocolate, just for tonite... Granted, but for every other night in future chocolate will taste like fish. I wish corrupt judges around the world experience a unique phenomenon: their asses switch places with their faces. Not that many people would notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenfahr Posted December 8, 2010 #2032 Share Posted December 8, 2010 granted but now all judges are required to french kiss all defendants. I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 9, 2010 #2033 Share Posted December 9, 2010 granted but now all judges are required to french kiss all defendants. I wish I could fly Granted and good luck avoiding power lines... I said power lines! Watch for POWER L... aw, ****. I wish they listened to Tesla so there’s no need for cables and the electricity is free. (Free as in "available with no charge", not "zapping randomly around".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 9, 2010 #2034 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Granted and good luck avoiding power lines... I said power lines! Watch for POWER L... aw, ****. I wish they listened to Tesla so there's no need for cables and the electricity is free. (Free as in "available with no charge", not "zapping randomly around".) Granted, but instead they charge for the air you breathe. I wish I had bought all my Christmas gifts in November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenfahr Posted December 9, 2010 #2035 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Granted but in December the stores decide to give away freely all the gifts you bought in november for full price. I wish that I never grow old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 9, 2010 #2036 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Granted but in December the stores decide to give away freely all the gifts you bought in november for full price. I wish that I never grow old Granted, but you stay 6 months old and are reliant on others for everything. I wish that my boss wasn't going to our works Christmas do.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 9, 2010 #2037 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Granted, but you stay 6 months old and are reliant on others for everything. I wish that my boss wasn't going to our works Christmas do.. Granted, he shows up at your house instead. If that’s not horrible enough, he also has backpack and is asking if he can stay for few days because wife kicked him out. On Christmas, imagine that. I wish I could resist the temptation to slip naughty little details in Xmas e-cards I’m creating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 13, 2010 #2038 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Granted, he shows up at your house instead. If that's not horrible enough, he also has backpack and is asking if he can stay for few days because wife kicked him out. On Christmas, imagine that. I wish I could resist the temptation to slip naughty little details in Xmas e-cards I'm creating Granted but you can't resist the temptation to send love to those you hate... including dead people like Lenin... cough splutter.. I wish the squirrel would take the chestnuts I left on the bird table for him and leave the peanuts in the bird feeder for the birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2010 #2039 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Granted but you can't resist the temptation to send love to those you hate... including dead people like Lenin... cough splutter.. I wish the squirrel would take the chestnuts I left on the bird table for him and leave the peanuts in the bird feeder for the birds. Hmm... granted, but I’m not sure how long it will hold, squirrels are determined little devils. Also, he drops a chestnut on your head, that makes you look up, but at that exact moment a pigeon is flying over, dropping you-know-what which hits you in the eye... nah, that’s cruel... hits you in the forehead. I wish I was a carpenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 14, 2010 #2040 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Hmm... granted, but I'm not sure how long it will hold, squirrels are determined little devils. Also, he drops a chestnut on your head, that makes you look up, but at that exact moment a pigeon is flying over, dropping you-know-what which hits you in the eye... nah, that's cruel... hits you in the forehead. I wish I was a carpenter. Granted and you get commissions from all over the world for your intricate work on .. coffins. You make a fortune but you have to retire early because your fingers become so gnarled and twisted from all those extended hours of work and you have to hire a full-time carer.. which turns out to be...me.. I wish I had a working Time-Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenfahr Posted December 14, 2010 #2041 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Granted, but it takes an hour to warm up and will only go back one minute. I wish I had a supercomputer at my disposal! muahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 14, 2010 #2042 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Granted, but it takes an hour to warm up and will only go back one minute. I wish I had a supercomputer at my disposal! muahahahaha! What!!! ONE stinkin minute!! You certainly know how to corrupt a wish you big bad meanie you!!! Your wish is granted. BUT, it's got a vital part missing and only Mistydawn knows where it is... I wish I owned a robot butler like the one on Sims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2010 #2043 Share Posted December 14, 2010 What!!! ONE stinkin minute!! You certainly know how to corrupt a wish you big bad meanie you!!! Your wish is granted. BUT, it's got a vital part missing and only Mistydawn knows where it is... I wish I owned a robot butler like the one on Sims. Granted, but they mixed up some wires in the factory so it only does the opposite of what you say. I was “attacked” by three too cute spaniels yesterday. I wish someone took pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 14, 2010 #2044 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Granted, but they mixed up some wires in the factory so it only does the opposite of what you say. I was "attacked" by three too cute spaniels yesterday. I wish someone took pictures. But they did, and made a collage wallpaper from them to decorate their kennel.... if only they learnt to lift their leg outside the kennel.. tsh (ps hope you weren't actually harmed ) I wish my dog didn't howl when I play "Closer" by Kings of Leon, I only get to listen to it with head phones on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2010 #2045 Share Posted December 14, 2010 But they did, and made a collage wallpaper from them to decorate their kennel.... if only they learnt to lift their leg outside the kennel.. tsh (ps hope you weren't actually harmed ) No, no harm whatsoever, if you don’t count cuteness overdose and pawprints on my clothes I wish my dog didn't howl when I play "Closer" by Kings of Leon, I only get to listen to it with head phones on. Granted, now he actually sings! You better keep that secret or reporters will wreck your privacy. I wish mods would move this thread in the Fun & Games section so I don’t keep forgetting about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 14, 2010 #2046 Share Posted December 14, 2010 No, no harm whatsoever, if you don't count cuteness overdose and pawprints on my clothes Granted, now he actually sings! You better keep that secret or reporters will wreck your privacy. I wish mods would move this thread in the Fun & Games section so I don't keep forgetting about it. Wish granted... in another universe... hee hee I wish someone would decipher the instruction manual for my new dvd recorder and give it me in PLAIN ENGLISH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 15, 2010 #2047 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Wish granted... in another universe... hee hee I wish someone would decipher the instruction manual for my new dvd recorder and give it me in PLAIN ENGLISH!!! Oh, I know how it feels... granted, but as you jump with joy you bump your head, black out for a while and wake up speaking seven Slavic languages but can’t remember one English word. I wish I had time to learn Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 19, 2010 #2048 Share Posted December 19, 2010 (edited) Oh, I know how it feels... granted, but as you jump with joy you bump your head, black out for a while and wake up speaking seven Slavic languages but can’t remember one English word. I wish I had time to learn Italian. Granted you have all the time in the universe. But the person teaching italian is an old crazy itailian lady who keeps feeding you spaghettu and slapping you. And asking "Why-ah you no eat-ah? you-ah so skinny...no, why-ah you no marry? Where are my grand babinos?" Then she licks her wart covered thumb and wipes your mouth with it. I wish I had another cat Edited December 19, 2010 by jesspy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 19, 2010 #2049 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Granted you have all the time in the universe. But the person teaching italian is an old crazy itailian lady who keeps feeding you spaghettu and slapping you. And asking "Why-ah you no eat-ah? you-ah so skinny...no, why-ah you no marry? Where are my grand babinos?" Then she licks her wart covered thumb and wipes your mouth with it. I wish I had another cat Granted, but it doesn't like you and pees on your bed, scrabs you at every chance it gets and hisses when you walk in the room. I wish I had seven wishes for each day of the coming week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 23, 2010 #2050 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Granted, but it doesn't like you and pees on your bed, scrabs you at every chance it gets and hisses when you walk in the room. I wish I had seven wishes for each day of the coming week. Granted, but each will be corrupted. That’s logical, since you got them from a corrupted original wish. I wish I was allowed to shoot my postman, guy is so annoying I can tell it’s him before he knocks at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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