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The Geography Of A Woman


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The Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa -- half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America -- well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India -- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France -- gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia -- lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia -- very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia -- with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan -- most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography Of A Man

Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick.

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Posted (IP: Staff) ·

I'm loven the last one. :s7

Allthough I can't quite a gree with the 21-30 hmmmm.Thak god I'll be movin on to 31-35 shortly  :s2

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