Festina Posted March 8, 2020 #501 Share Posted March 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Tatetopa said: I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I try to stay user friendly. Don’t sell yourself short. You’re great. Some of the most so called “intelligent” peeps are responsible for the most evil deeds. Very thankful I’m not a ‘genius’. But I do know how to Use a chainsaw — and not cut my foot off. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festina Posted March 8, 2020 #502 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Festina said: “Too many [un-harmonic] notes”. Humans and all living things create energy — FOOD — for the so called ‘Gods’. The current rulers are partial to creating violent bloodshed, suffering and misery in general. They are dark, and consume Dark Energy — their sustenance — to keep them alive. Parasites and Hosts. What if..”.something went terribly wrong”? alien (adj.) c. 1300, "strange, foreign," from Old French alien "strange, foreign;" as a noun, "an alien, stranger, foreigner," from Latin alienus "of or belonging to another, not one's own, foreign, strange," also, as a noun, "a stranger, foreigner," adjective from alius (adv.) "another, other, different," from PIE root *al- (1) "beyond." DARK MATTER A tune... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted March 8, 2020 #503 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Festina said: “Too many [un-harmonic] notes”. Humans and all living things create energy — FOOD — for the so called ‘Gods’. The current rulers are partial to creating violent bloodshed, suffering and misery in general. They are dark, and consume Dark Energy — their sustenance — to keep them alive. Then why didn't they stick with ants? There's bazillions of them (even more than humans) and they conduct wars with every other colony around, pull other living things apart, and so forth. And humans are getting less violent. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted March 8, 2020 #504 Share Posted March 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Tatetopa said: Just out of curiosity since we are wandering, could an alien even eat earth life? Evolving on a planet with the same atomic constituents wouldn't it be likely that they would evolve a different biochemical makeup? Our protein might be indigestible or poisonous to them. Even our own amino acids and sugars have both a left and right handed version. I believe we can only digest the left hand version. It seems unlikely that an alien would have evolved the equipment needed to find us nourishing. Likewise we might be out of luck on another planet unless we pack a lunch. Thanks to Docy for posting that excellent picture of Newgrange. It is beautiful and pleasing to the eye in its simplicity. The viking longhouse is pretty nice too. Yes, they probably could. Would they live afterwards? Possibly not. Could they digest human flesh? Unlikely that they could use the nutrients. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festina Posted March 8, 2020 #505 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, Kenemet said: Then why didn't they stick with ants? There's bazillions of them (even more than humans) and they conduct wars with every other colony around, pull other living things apart, and so forth. And humans are getting less violent. ‘Tis true, ‘humans’ are getting less violent. But the ‘anti-humans’ are creating new and improved methods of destruction as we speak. But their works are for the most part are occult [hidden]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted March 9, 2020 #506 Share Posted March 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Kenemet said: Then why didn't they stick with ants? There's bazillions of them (even more than humans) and they conduct wars with every other colony around, pull other living things apart, and so forth. And humans are getting less violent. Kenemet, there was a Barney over some loo paper. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted March 9, 2020 #507 Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/7/2020 at 12:51 PM, Sir Wearer of Hats said: Nope, there’s a running gag on this forum about Bassett Hounds being the font of all knowledge, behind all ancient civilisations etc (basicslly a wilful pastiche ofvthe Ancient Aliens mob). sadly I work too much to be able to raise a dog and give it the attention it deserves “Gag? Gag? Gag! That is my sincerely and deeply held belief. The Great Will of Our Past Basset Masters was revealed directly into my brain pan, as was the command to “go forth and spread the good news, as it crops up in conversation and is passingly convenient, even unto late tea time, maybe half six.” That, and some stern, unapproving comments on the sexual proclivities of corgis’ mothers. —Jaylemurph 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted March 9, 2020 #508 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, jaylemurph said: “Gag? Gag? Gag! That is my sincerely and deeply held belief. The Great Will of Our Past Basset Masters was revealed directly into my brain pan, as was the command to “go forth and spread the good news, as it crops up in conversation and is passingly convenient, even unto late tea time, maybe half six.” That, and some stern, unapproving comments on the sexual proclivities of corgis’ mothers. —Jaylemurph The Felis Regis are well aware of your casual heresy. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted March 9, 2020 #509 Share Posted March 9, 2020 17 hours ago, Kenemet said: Would they live afterwards? Possibly not. Could they digest human flesh? Unlikely that they could use the nutrients. So humans might become famous as the next alien diet food craze? "Eat all you want and never get fat." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted March 9, 2020 #510 Share Posted March 9, 2020 51 minutes ago, Tatetopa said: So humans might become famous as the next alien diet food craze? "Eat all you want and never get fat." Maybe. Of course, any sensible alien would develop "Beyond Human (tm)" where you could replicate all the human flesh you wanted quickly without actually having to clean up after humans for 18 years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted March 9, 2020 #511 Share Posted March 9, 2020 44 minutes ago, Kenemet said: Maybe. Of course, any sensible alien would develop "Beyond Human (tm)" where you could replicate all the human flesh you wanted quickly without actually having to clean up after humans for 18 years. If not for being marooned on this backwater planet, we would be galactic marketing geniuses! 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAyMO Posted March 9, 2020 #512 Share Posted March 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tatetopa said: If not for being marooned on this backwater planet, we would be galactic marketing geniuses! What would we market? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted March 9, 2020 #513 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, RAyMO said: What would we market? 33 flavours of stupid? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cormac mac airt Posted March 9, 2020 #514 Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: 33 flavours of stupid? Bassett Rubbin's? cormac 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted March 9, 2020 #515 Share Posted March 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, cormac mac airt said: Bassett Rubbin's? cormac Somebody just ticked the box marked “everlasting damnation...” —Jaylemurph 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cormac mac airt Posted March 9, 2020 #516 Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, jaylemurph said: Somebody just ticked the box marked “everlasting damnation...” —Jaylemurph Ha ha ha cormac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted March 9, 2020 #517 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, RAyMO said: What would we market? We would market @Kenemet's Beyond Human (tm) and possibly save the human race from exotic gourmet aliens. Stephen Hawking would certainly approve. We could enlist Ronco and Ron Popiel and beam commercials out into space. Show how time consuming and messy it is to raise humans, appendages bitten, poop bags break in the space ship etc. Then switch to the happy alien pulling a lever and extruding Beyond Human (tm) like soft ice cream onto a cone. Plus a line of handy Beyond Human (tm) travel bars too. Probably as likely to save humanity as sending Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson out into space again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted March 9, 2020 #518 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Are there downsides to launching Mel Gibson into space? —Jaylemurph 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted March 9, 2020 #519 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Tatetopa said: We would market @Kenemet's Beyond Human (tm) and possibly save the human race from exotic gourmet aliens. Stephen Hawking would certainly approve. We could enlist Ronco and Ron Popiel and beam commercials out into space. Show how time consuming and messy it is to raise humans, appendages bitten, poop bags break in the space ship etc. Then switch to the happy alien pulling a lever and extruding Beyond Human (tm) like soft ice cream onto a cone. Plus a line of handy Beyond Human (tm) travel bars too. Probably as likely to save humanity as sending Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson out into space again. Or, we could just feed them Ron Popiel. Harte 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanslune Posted March 9, 2020 #520 Share Posted March 9, 2020 To complicated just use pork flavored ice-cream. The aliens won't know the difference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted March 10, 2020 #521 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Popiel flavored. Harte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted March 10, 2020 #522 Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, jaylemurph said: Are there downsides to launching Mel Gibson into space? Certainly not many I can think of, unless he was intercepted and accounted to be a representative sample of the human race. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 10, 2020 #523 Share Posted March 10, 2020 4 hours ago, jaylemurph said: Are there downsides to launching Mel Gibson into space? —Jaylemurph No, but I can think of many advantages. Including the entertainment value if his freeze dried body bounces off of Elon's Tesla a few times. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted March 10, 2020 #524 Share Posted March 10, 2020 6 hours ago, jaylemurph said: Are there downsides to launching Mel Gibson into space? —Jaylemurph The littering fine maybe? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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