The Unseen Posted October 15, 2008 #76 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. Now thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 15, 2008 #77 Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) What's with the malevolence, chums? death threats and violence seem dumb for online disputes distract from our roots division yields a quotient of one Edited October 15, 2008 by Devol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 15, 2008 #78 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Time to get out of each others' faces don't make your names into disgraces despite color or creed there's really no need to split mankind into more races Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulFire Posted October 15, 2008 #79 Share Posted October 15, 2008 internet gangsters are wack, as they threaten to attack, it's all in good fun, no one has a gun, just playfully talking some smack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 15, 2008 #80 Share Posted October 15, 2008 i have to agree but what surprised me the devil was a pacifist isn't he usually all p***ed? but back to limericks please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Chupa King Posted October 15, 2008 #81 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Sigh...Insults are just reasons to boast and are things that I hate the most but...just hold on a sec! The last page, I did check and apparently I triple-post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 15, 2008 #82 Share Posted October 15, 2008 insults are always unnecessary even against the easter bunny but sometimes you want to e-strangle especially when they are off their handle even if it is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 15, 2008 #83 Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) Though this may look like a dream Devols aren't quite what we seem through hardship we plod yet still answer to God we're blessed 'cause we're part of a Team Edited October 15, 2008 by Devol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 16, 2008 #84 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It's supposed to cool down again the weatherman's calling for rain should it start to sleet I'm back 'neath the sheet for driving in ice is a pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 16, 2008 #85 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Nearly two weeks until "Trick or Treat" ghouls and goblins will soon line the street But since times are tough and there's never enough I'll scare the shoes off of their feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 16, 2008 #86 Share Posted October 16, 2008 And like all things this must end At least for me my good friends I have no more limericks within My bag of tricks is empty as sin For the limerick crown who is left to contend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 16, 2008 #87 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Sometimes the well runs dry often it's harder to try to take the time to find a rhyme it's a problem no one can deny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Rox_407 Posted October 17, 2008 #88 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Writing one of these looks like fun So this will be my first one Hopefully I will do it right This'll be outta sight!! aww I can't believe I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Chupa King Posted October 17, 2008 #89 Share Posted October 17, 2008 The pharoh, he required a prism, but with no slaves, he was in quite a schzism, So he kneeled before Ra, his spiritual Pa, and his source of antidisestablishmentarinism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 17, 2008 #90 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Nice usage of the longest word in the English language to use it in a limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulFire Posted October 17, 2008 #91 Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) Nice usage of the longest word in the English language to use it in a limerick. i thought "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" became the longest word in 1980. it's a lung infection caused by the breathing in of volcanic ash (mt. st. helen's eruption). or atleast that's what my dad told me. he made me learn the word, how to pronounce it & how to spell it. edit: i spelled it wrong. LOL. my dad would be disappointed Edited October 17, 2008 by SoulFire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 17, 2008 #92 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Well a traditional English word, not a medical, technical, or other sort of term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulFire Posted October 17, 2008 #93 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Well a traditional English word, not a medical, technical, or other sort of term. oh - OK. my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 17, 2008 #94 Share Posted October 17, 2008 For word usage, I'll give you a cheer though the meaning is one not so clear it's all such a mouthful but when used in Scrabble it could give me a win over My Dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 17, 2008 #95 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Couldn't we all just agree to detest the bureaucracy that's crippled this place our nation's disgraced when our job's all lay over the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 17, 2008 #96 Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) It seems I'm quite hypocritical for mocking those who were political I'll extend my regret for voicing my fret in the future I'll be more hospitable Edited October 17, 2008 by Devol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 20, 2008 #97 Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) I'd digress, but it's got to be said the silver-tongued now own this thread there comes no competition to usurp my position I am king of a topic that's dead Edited October 20, 2008 by Devol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewin Posted October 20, 2008 #98 Share Posted October 20, 2008 *crowns Devol the Limerick King* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 20, 2008 #99 Share Posted October 20, 2008 *crowns Devol the Limerick King* It's official! I am the biggest geek! Thank you one and all for cooling up these last few days. *adjusts pocket protector* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devol Posted October 21, 2008 #100 Share Posted October 21, 2008 It's lonely writing these words I should tell you, I fell quite absurd it's good to be king but it means not a thing when there's no other voice be heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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