Why is There No Limerick Thread?

[Devol]

it's said it's to come in four years

to a world distraught in our fears

riots soon to be started

mankind turns cold-hearted

by the next record from Britney Spears

Edited November 6, 2008 by Devol

[Pauly Dangerously]

Under that darkness mankind will be hid

Of this scourge we shall never be rid

But when all's said and done

we'll find fortune's begun

at least she's not having another kid

[She-ra]

at least she's not having another kid

Bahahahahahahah!!

As the wind does gently blow

Upon my hair I wear a bow

flitting in the wind

untouched by sin

And the garden gently grows

[Devol]

The Hollywood trends are obscene

grab the tabloids and see what I mean

the clothes are too scanty

or they don't wear their panties

new fashion for new drama queens

[Pauly Dangerously]

In Hollywood there seems a strange notion

That they're what sets things in motion

But all things being equal

Here's the next major sequal

California sinks into the ocean.

[Vertical Gunn]

Let's see...

I'm going to have to get the old Language Terms book out again

[Pauly Dangerously]

Find your lexicon and join us

For the experience is joyous

And when you return

I hope the passion still burns

and your limerick is fun and boisterous

[Devol]

I'm afraid, Paul, you've got it all wrong

I'll explain, now it shouldn't take long

tectonics move thus

so Cali will crush

into Rocky Mountain Highs, quite a song

[Devol]

Come one, come all to the show

what'll happen, we never can know

in new tongue or olde

perspective is told

just make sure your rhymes tend to flow

[Devol]

Rainbows, it now should be said

belong on the sky, not the head

but children will ever do

what the wise say not to

be unique and be natural instead

Edited November 13, 2008 by Devol

[Devol]

My son, go and fetch me a rod

while you're at it try praying to God

yes, abuse is a crime

but I won't cross that line

teaching what's right has not been outlawed

[Devol]

My daughter, watch out for the boys

they'll play with your heart like their toys

and if you are hurt

they'd best be alert

for my handgun I will then employ

Edited November 13, 2008 by Devol

[Devol]

I'd give up my crown in a minute

just to have Beasts testing my limit

I'll be ever so glad

to be Home and be Dad

and then end up waist deep in it.

[She-ra]

Calling all wizards I say

this is a special new day

let's all shout

no one can pout

for sunshine is coming your way

[Devol]

The hands of the clock move so slow

and the sky is now threatening snow

Have to fight to stay sane

in my heart you remain

and in my soul, your Love, I know

[Devol]

Perhaps we will never know why

some people, when they go to reply

to a formatted thread

the "rules" are not read

as if, to them, no standard should apply

[Devol]

And so now, friends, we lay to rest

that which couldn't stand up to time's test

though we gave it a try

threads are destined to die

so we bid adieu to this, our jest

[Helen of Annoy]

Hey, wait a minute, wait

It’s too early to sedate

Such a lovely thread

With promises ahead

Damn, my syllables gone irate

Don’t let it end with this ^ ^

[Devol]

Don't let it end now, you say

but the players have all gone astray

limericks don't seem to thrill

they take time and some skill

but I'll stick around here anyway