Bear's Quest Posted October 1, 2008 #1126 Share Posted October 1, 2008 yah it was awesome What do the poor have that the rich want and God fears? "I'm at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. I begin existence. What am I?" These riddles have been on the board a few times already. Keep'em coming anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle Posted October 1, 2008 #1127 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Pour the second cup into the fifth cup, then put the second cup back. I noticed you answered without even putting a question mark as i sign of how confident you are are. Well Bear, i got news for you.... Your absolutely positively correct. Your in the draw for the $50,000 and a secluded holiday weekend with Scarlett Johansson!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted October 3, 2008 #1128 Share Posted October 3, 2008 a man came in a bar and asked the bartender for a cup of water. The bartender stuck out a gun at the man and the man said "thanks a lot" and went out. Why did the man thank the bartender for pointing a gun at him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear's Quest Posted October 3, 2008 #1129 Share Posted October 3, 2008 a man came in a bar and asked the bartender for a cup of water. The bartender stuck out a gun at the man and the man said "thanks a lot" and went out. Why did the man thank the bartender for pointing a gun at him? It must of been a water gun! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted October 3, 2008 #1130 Share Posted October 3, 2008 It must of been a water gun! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mermaidmanXD Posted October 9, 2008 #1131 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How far will a blind dog walk into a forest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted October 9, 2008 #1132 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How far will a blind dog walk into a forest? half way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear's Quest Posted October 9, 2008 #1133 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How far will a blind dog walk into a forest? Until its master hits that first tree. All the way through it but then again, it is blind so how does the dog know its in a forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted October 9, 2008 #1134 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Until its master hits that first tree. All the way through it but then again, it is blind so how does the dog know its in a forest. it half way because after half when you be going out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Donuts Posted October 15, 2008 #1135 Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) Ben's father died and left him an inheritance. His brothers Jerry and Nathan were jealous as the father only gave the inheritance to Ben. At the funeral, they plotted to kill him. He would be drinking heavily so they would poison him. Sure enough he is broken down afterward drinking like there is no tommorow. Jerry is running the bar and slips him the poison drink. Ben drinks it in one gulp. It is a fast acting poison so he should be on the floor in pain or vomiting. He asks for another which he recieves, and drinks that as well. They pour him another but he looks at his watch and leaves astonished, Jerry has a drink. He is declared dead in 15 minutes. How did Ben survive? Hints: Ben had no immunity to the poison, and did recieve the right drinks, and the same drink as Jerry had. EDIT: Spelling. Edited October 15, 2008 by GabrielArkAngel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilFight Posted October 19, 2008 #1136 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Ben's father died and left him an inheritance. His brothers Jerry and Nathan were jealous as the father only gave the inheritance to Ben. At the funeral, they plotted to kill him. He would be drinking heavily so they would poison him. Sure enough he is broken down afterward drinking like there is no tommorow. Jerry is running the bar and slips him the poison drink. Ben drinks it in one gulp. It is a fast acting poison so he should be on the floor in pain or vomiting. He asks for another which he recieves, and drinks that as well. They pour him another but he looks at his watch and leaves astonished, Jerry has a drink. He is declared dead in 15 minutes. How did Ben survive? Hints: Ben had no immunity to the poison, and did recieve the right drinks, and the same drink as Jerry had. EDIT: Spelling. The poison was in the ice, so when Jerry had the drink there was more poison diluted in the drink. Another possibility is that Ben did die, and the siblings overestimated how fast-acting the poison was. If a rope was wrapped taut around the earth at the equator and someone in Brazil decided to cut the rope and add 6 feet to it, how far would the entire rope be above the earth if it was pulled taut again in such a way that it was equidistant from the surface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Donuts Posted October 21, 2008 #1137 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Correct. And as for yours, I have not but a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilFight Posted October 22, 2008 #1138 Share Posted October 22, 2008 (edited) Hint: the earth's circumference at the equator is (for the sake of the riddle) 25,000 miles. Yes, you will need to do some math on this one... or have a copy of the most recent AP Psychology textbook Edited October 22, 2008 by OilFight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zentient Posted October 23, 2008 #1139 Share Posted October 23, 2008 If a rope was wrapped taut around the earth at the equator and someone in Brazil decided to cut the rope and add 6 feet to it, how far would the entire rope be above the earth if it was pulled taut again in such a way that it was equidistant from the surface? You don't actually need to know the circumference of the earth to work this out. Just divide the extra 6 feet by pi. This tells us the increase in diameter of the new rope circle. We are looking for the increase in radius, so half that figure and you get an answer of slightly less than 1 foot (about 11.4 inches). Of course, this assumes the earth's surface is flat and perfectly round, which it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilFight Posted October 28, 2008 #1140 Share Posted October 28, 2008 You don't actually need to know the circumference of the earth to work this out. Just divide the extra 6 feet by pi. This tells us the increase in diameter of the new rope circle. We are looking for the increase in radius, so half that figure and you get an answer of slightly less than 1 foot (about 11.4 inches). Of course, this assumes the earth's surface is flat and perfectly round, which it isn't. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentinefeline22 Posted November 26, 2008 #1141 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Sorry if this has been posted before but I wasn't going to read through all 77 pages of the topic. You are in a wood which has three types of elves. Blue elves always tell the truth. Yellow elves sometimes tell the truth. Red elves never tell the truth. You get attacked by an elf. However, you are colorblind and don't know which type of elf it was. Before leaving the elf said, "I always lie." What type of elf was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akiyo Posted November 26, 2008 #1142 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I'm going to say yellow, I don't see how it could be anything other; though, I haven't slept in over 24 hours so i'm probably missing something here. ^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentinefeline22 Posted November 26, 2008 #1143 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Yellow is correct! What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zentient Posted November 26, 2008 #1144 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Yellow is correct! What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? Teapot methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behaviour??? Posted November 26, 2008 #1145 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I am intresred in riddles THanks Universal Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Who Is Posted November 26, 2008 #1146 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Colder than fire Warmer than ice When I merge with water I cause steam to rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted November 26, 2008 #1147 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Colder than fire Warmer than ice When I merge with water I cause steam to rise boiling water i got a riddle ok if you catch a fish with fish bait what do you catch a master with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear's Quest Posted November 28, 2008 #1148 Share Posted November 28, 2008 boiling water i got a riddle ok if you catch a fish with fish bait what do you catch a master with? Well thats simple its a Masterba... hey.. just what were.. did you think.. why you little *&%&* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted November 29, 2008 #1149 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Well thats simple its a Masterba... hey.. just what were.. did you think.. why you little *&%&* lol it a riddle i a deep thinker and masterba...hey.. just what were.. did you think.. why you little *&%&* is not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmalerenamon Posted December 1, 2008 #1150 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Three part riddle Part one: "Now the world is gone, I'm just ____" Part two: "Sits next is he who is peerless, empty and cold, silent and fearless. When next to the first, we become the first greater than the greatest" Part three: What number is formed when the two numbers stand side by side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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