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Why men don't mind being men........


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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever

thin king "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads or tampons.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might

become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December

24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

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hehe, nice...but in regards to:

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them

Thats because men dont purposeley show their chests. Well except very fat men with semi-cleavage. And sumo's. Its nothing sexaul anyway...its just, er..umm, something to do with geometry. Sacred geometry, yes..thats right, :s9

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18 is right if you are talking to another man, but if its a woman, its never over that fast. why won't they get off the phone?

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::) :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

To add to what KC posted. We unlike men don't feel the need to justfy our existence

:s1 :s1 :s1 :s1

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Well said KC & CW :s1 :s2

There's Definetly NO Penis envy here :s2 :sp

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How proud do I feel about being a woman? :s6

Ahem....Very. Thank you.

(KC takes a bow, then stands for the applause) :sp

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Applause

CW gets up next to KC to take a bow also.

Very proud

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