anonymous Posted October 28, 2002 #1 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Why would aliens visit Earth... Top reasons why aliens wouldn't visit us. 1) They're too busy discussing among their friends if there are other intelligent life on other planets, rather than sending out spaceships. 2) Speculation is fun.. and cheap 3) They all assume that if other aliens had existed, they would have been visited. Therefore, they all become happy that they're the only ones in the universe and sit cozily in their homes enjoying themselves. 4) All civilizations have their share of conservative politicians. 5) Aliens received TV signals from Earth. See the chaos. Steered clear. 6) They transcended into higher consciousness 7) They are already living with us. (Hey, how did you think Albert Einstein come up with all that crazy stuff?) 8) They came, they saw, they got bored, they left. 9) They're already watching us. Maybe we're a small petri-dish experiment. We're the e. coli of the universe. They throw in some dirt, water, a glowing "light bulb", and see what we make of ourselves. and last but not least 10) They all blew themselves up in a world war (These are as original as they can be from me. If I accidently said something that someone else has already said and not give credit, my apology. But i just made this up on the spot. Respond!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted October 28, 2002 #2 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Why are you a llama? :s02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted October 28, 2002 #3 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Anonymous, Welcome to the forum. Lol @ Number 4. I think we have enough of those on the earth. I hope number 9 isn't the way of things, I doubt anyone would be too pleased to find out that our whole race is just some sort of alien experiment. As for Einstein being an alien - I certainly hope not. ;D Kismit, "I'm a Llama" is the default personal text for all new members who haven't entered their own yet. Not sure why the YaBB folk changed it from "YaBB rules" or whatever it was on the old forum. If I can find the bit of code that puts "I'm a llama" in I'll see if I can change it to something less silly. :s04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted October 28, 2002 #4 Share Posted October 28, 2002 11) we smell really, really bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted October 29, 2002 #5 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Thanx Saruman , I was wondering why I had read it so often ...In that case sorry anonymous I thought you where somebody else being silly... What I really should of said is hello and that I really enjoyed your post particularly number 6 . I have seen a few posts along those lines :s2 I hope you enjoy your stay here :s02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted October 29, 2002 #6 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Well, that's one mystery solved! I was wondering the same thing about 'being a llama'! :s2 BTW, welcome to the board, anonymous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 29, 2002 #7 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Welcome anonymous I liked your reasons, as they are humorous and probably true ;D Llamas are cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalix Knightmare Posted August 1, 2003 #8 Share Posted August 1, 2003 #12: They did visit us but one thing led to another and well...I'll sum this up in one word: Autopsy. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranium101 Posted August 1, 2003 #9 Share Posted August 1, 2003 welcome anonymous. no one ever welcomed me here... well, aliens could be living under antartica. i don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Angel Posted August 2, 2003 #10 Share Posted August 2, 2003 13 they came they looked at the website they saw we were all Llamas, and went home disappointed(Llamas lol anyone remember the sim games like simcity 2000 they always had something to do with Llamas in them lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted August 2, 2003 #11 Share Posted August 2, 2003 I bet that if they are coming, it's because earth is THE theme park destination for the rest of the galaxy. They come to watch the whole human tragedy take place in all its slendor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadyLady Posted August 2, 2003 #12 Share Posted August 2, 2003 13 they came they looked at the website they saw we were all Llamas, and went home disappointed(Llamas lol anyone remember the sim games like simcity 2000 they always had something to do with Llamas in them lol) I was thinking the llamas in Halflife. Ya know, lame, irritating, stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozmeister Posted May 4, 2004 #13 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Or maybe the answer is they've already been, didn't find anything intelligent here worth writing home about and then labelled the Earth "Mostly Harmless" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerCDM Posted May 4, 2004 #14 Share Posted May 4, 2004 lol yah"mostly harmless" then they see the supposed nasa space fighter pilots and go "ohh ****... ok boys get in there kill them before theres anything else they come up with lol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico del nacho Posted May 4, 2004 #15 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Or maybe the answer is they've already been, didn't find anything intelligent here worth writing home about and then labelled the Earth "Mostly Harmless" heh...hitchhiker's guide... a reason they might come by is some genius alien marketer. "Probe Earthlings for Fun and Profit!" or "Come on down to Earth, where we can get you a human perfect for your probing needs. Hot dogs for sale and free balloons for the kids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frigga Posted May 6, 2004 #16 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Or maybe the answer is they've already been, didn't find anything intelligent here worth writing home about and then labelled the Earth "Mostly Harmless" heh...hitchhiker's guide... a reason they might come by is some genius alien marketer. "Probe Earthlings for Fun and Profit!" or "Come on down to Earth, where we can get you a human perfect for your probing needs. Hot dogs for sale and free balloons for the kids." "What does this button do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillcrazy Posted May 6, 2004 #17 Share Posted May 6, 2004 TO SERVE MAN (It's a Cookbook) Gathering new receipts. 101 ways to wok a human. Multi national food court. The new Kids Cuisine The anal probe is really a meat thermometer. Traveled a million light years for a big mac. (Tall Scotsman) To prove there is no intelligent life forms out here in cold space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozmeister Posted May 6, 2004 #18 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Maybe they're sick and tired of the easy life back in civilisation and they want to go somewhere wild and dangerous. Head back to the "Good ol' days" Hey, maybe they have the equivalent of our "reality" TV shows........they're coming here to go "back to nature" and rough it out for some prize on offer Maybe they're just studying us like we do ancient Greece, Egypt and such....."Today's lectures start the series 'Earth.....A primitive civilisation's perspective on the Universe'....." Or we're a zoo....."Mommy, look at all the silly humans. They're cute, can I have one??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecInca Posted May 9, 2004 #19 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Unless they can travel faster than the speed of light or create worm holes they wouldn`t be coming here unless it was damn important. Like saving us from ourselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cor_raven Posted May 9, 2004 #20 Share Posted May 9, 2004 All they need is one reson to come to earth. I'v said it before and i'll say it again. THEY COME FOR POT. THEY COME FOR LIQUOR. THEY COME TO PARTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilsongwriter Posted May 10, 2004 #21 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Aliens are here to see how we react to certain tortures and abductions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico del nacho Posted May 10, 2004 #22 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Why would aliens visit Earth? for all our delicious pies and pastries *drools* they abduct people for the SOLE reason of discovering recipes for the perfect peach cobbler or at the very least an amazing apple brown betty. and to anyone who reads this, always remember...keep a towel handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cor_raven Posted May 10, 2004 #23 Share Posted May 10, 2004 (edited) THey come to party. Rock ON Edited May 10, 2004 by cor_raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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