Mr-X Posted October 28, 2002 #1 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? ??? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep scrolling. . . . . . . . . . . . . So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted October 28, 2002 #2 Share Posted October 28, 2002 OUCH!! :s6 scroll down................ :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 o. k. thats the end know Mr X. there really isnt anything else for you to read here go....... turn back now are you still reading this Now look who's not listening ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin6th Posted October 28, 2002 #3 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Hehe...good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Brain Posted October 28, 2002 #4 Share Posted October 28, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted October 28, 2002 #5 Share Posted October 28, 2002 :s2 Nice comeback Kismit!! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted October 28, 2002 #6 Share Posted October 28, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 Round of applause to Kismit :s09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted October 28, 2002 #7 Share Posted October 28, 2002 HEHEHEHe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted October 29, 2002 #8 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Hehehehe :sf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 29, 2002 #9 Share Posted October 29, 2002 :s2 Good one Mr-X :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted October 29, 2002 #10 Share Posted October 29, 2002 (wants to read it to wife... maybe not... ) :sh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsythe Hell Posted October 30, 2002 #11 Share Posted October 30, 2002 ha ha ha :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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