ODIN-X Posted December 15, 2008 #101 Share Posted December 15, 2008 sour and limpy?!? I like my men like I like my washing machine equipped with a "spin" cycle? I like my women like I like my television, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 15, 2008 #102 Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) equipped with a "spin" cycle? I like my women like I like my television, High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button I like my women like I like my mother-in-law... Edited December 15, 2008 by Sky Scanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 15, 2008 #103 Share Posted December 15, 2008 High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button I like my women like I like my mother-in-law... dead and buried? Oh, this is fun... I like my men like I like my old boots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted December 15, 2008 #104 Share Posted December 15, 2008 dead and buried? Oh, this is fun... I like my men like I like my old boots... Worn out and very dirty... I like my women like I like my french fries.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 15, 2008 #105 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Worn out and very dirty... I like my women like I like my french fries.... fast and greasy? I like my men like I like my flashlight… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 15, 2008 #106 Share Posted December 15, 2008 fast and greasy? I like my men like I like my flashlight… Not too bright, but handy when you have it? I like my women like I like my music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She-ra Posted December 15, 2008 #107 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Not too bright, but handy when you have it? I like my women like I like my music. Soulful and shexy I like my men like I like my clock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted December 15, 2008 #108 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my clock... Gets you up in the morning. I like my women like I like my boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 15, 2008 #109 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Gets you up in the morning. I like my women like I like my boat. All aboard!!! I like my women like I like my hobbies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hissie Sola Posted December 15, 2008 #110 Share Posted December 15, 2008 All aboard!!! I like my women like I like my hobbies... Simple but fun.... I like my women like I like my cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She-ra Posted December 15, 2008 #111 Share Posted December 15, 2008 CLinging to your hips... I like my men like I like my lamp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulFire Posted December 15, 2008 #112 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my lamp... easy to turn on, but not soo bright i like my women like i like country (usa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted December 15, 2008 #113 Share Posted December 15, 2008 CLinging to your hips... I like my men like I like my lamp... With a lampshade on his head and easy to turn on? I like my women like I like my showers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted December 15, 2008 #114 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my showers... Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right. I like women like I like my bank account.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted December 15, 2008 #115 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right. I like women like I like my bank account.. With loads of money. I like men like I like my xmas tree...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted December 15, 2008 #116 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my coffee..... Black and Bitter.. like Al Sharpton I like men like I like my xmas tree...... Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. I like my women like I like my Guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted December 15, 2008 #117 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Black and Bitter.. like Al Sharpton Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. I like my women like I like my Guitar. With no strings attached. I like my men like I like my torch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She-ra Posted December 15, 2008 #118 Share Posted December 15, 2008 With no strings attached. I like my men like I like my torch..... Fired up and ready to go... I like my men like I like my air freshener... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted December 15, 2008 #119 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Fired up and ready to go... I like my men like I like my air freshener... Smelling of roses. I like my men like I like my microwave..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She-ra Posted December 15, 2008 #120 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Smelling of roses. I like my men like I like my microwave..... Ready to serve you in minutes... I like my men like I like my stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted December 15, 2008 #121 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ready to serve you in minutes... I like my men like I like my stereo Well toned and turned on. I like my men like I like my loofah..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao of Pooh Posted December 16, 2008 Author #122 Share Posted December 16, 2008 In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back. I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted December 16, 2008 #123 Share Posted December 16, 2008 In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back. I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter. they light you up i like my music like i like my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODIN-X Posted December 16, 2008 #124 Share Posted December 16, 2008 they light you up i like my music like i like my computer Without any viruses! I like my women like I like my orange juice, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao of Pooh Posted December 16, 2008 Author #125 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Without any viruses! I like my women like I like my orange juice, With a little bit of tang. I like my men like I like my bamboo plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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