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I like my men like I like my bamboo plant.

If you don't plant him in a metal box, surrounded by concrete, he'll grow out of control and take over the garden.

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I like like women like I like my Tea.

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If you don't plant him in a metal box, surrounded by concrete, he'll grow out of control and take over the garden.

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I like like women like I like my Tea.

Steaming and in big cups :D

I like my men like I like my toast.....

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Steaming and in big cups :D

I like my men like I like my toast.....

... in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my paycheck...

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... in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my paycheck...

ready to blow it all away,

I like my women like I like my rock-n-roll...

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ready to blow it all away,

I like my women like I like my rock-n-roll...

Southern and Classic

I like my women like I like my toolshed...

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Southern and Classic

I like my women like I like my toolshed...

you can’t remember last time you went inside

I like my men like I like my table

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you can’t remember last time you went inside

I like my men like I like my table

tough as wood and can handle a family

I like my men like I like my bum...

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tough as wood and can handle a family

I like my men like I like my bum...

Hairy and full of pimples? Oh wait YOUR bum, never mind.

I like my women like I like my beer.

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Hairy and full of pimples? Oh wait YOUR bum, never mind.

I like my women like I like my beer.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. ew.

Chilly and wet :o

I like my men like I like my camera...

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. ew.

Chilly and wet :o

I like my men like I like my camera...

Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

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Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

I thought we are talking about Japanese cameras that are so small they can fit in the palm of your hand and nothing sticks out? Anyway…

only a sick man would do it

I like my men like I like my nail file…

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I thought we are talking about Japanese cameras that are so small they can fit in the palm of your hand and nothing sticks out? Anyway…

only a sick man would do it

I like my men like I like my nail file…

OMG MOST HYSTERICAL THREAD EVERRRRRRRR!! :D

diamond encrusted and smoothing

I like my men like I like my nose...

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OMG MOST HYSTERICAL THREAD EVERRRRRRRR!! :D

diamond encrusted and smoothing

I like my men like I like my nose...

Cute as a button :D

I like my women like I like my Band-Aids...

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Cute as a button :D

I like my women like I like my Band-Aids...

Aweeeeeeeee

Ok

Clingy and healing (LMAO!!)

I like my men like I like my bubble bath...

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Aweeeeeeeee

Ok

Clingy and healing (LMAO!!)

I like my men like I like my bubble bath...

Hot and ALL OVER YOU!!!

I like my women like I like my favorite shot...

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Hot and ALL OVER YOU!!!

I like my women like I like my favorite shot...

Burning your throat all the way down :D

I like my men like I like my refridgerator...

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Burning your throat all the way down :D

I like my men like I like my refridgerator...

waiting for me to defrost them?

I like my men like I like my ashtray…

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dirty dirty dirty (HAHAHA)

I like my men like I like my house...

Looks pretty on the outside, but hollow on the in.

I like my women like I like my Radiator.

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Looks pretty on the outside, but hollow on the in.

I like my women like I like my Radiator.

Hot and loud

I like my men like I like my Jeep...

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Hot and loud

I like my men like I like my Jeep...

Loud, fast and works in all terrains. ( :lol: )

I like my women like I like my Tea.

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Loud, fast and works in all terrains. ( :lol: )

I like my women like I like my Tea.

neatly packaged and imported from Asia?

I like my men like I like my keyboard…

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neatly packaged and imported from Asia?

I like my men like I like my keyboard…

Bahahahahaha HELE :w00t:

ok

square and responsive - hehehe

I like my men like I like my soda...

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Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

linked-image

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread :D

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