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Quite large and very heavy just like a Bösendorfer.

I like my women like I like my taxidermy....

mounted… on the wall

I like my men like I like my cutlery…

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get naked and look hot

I like my men like my lipstick red hot and passionate....

constantly pressing against your lips.

I like my women like I like my elves.

Revived :)

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Small and compact.

I like my women like I like my dancing.

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Small and compact.

I like my women like I like my dancing.

fast , wild and sweaty !!

I like my women like I like my vacations

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fast , wild and sweaty !!

I like my women like I like my vacations

Fast paced, exciting, and adventurous.

I like my women like I like my religion.

(I think your thinking of dwarfs. Elves are the ones with the ears. LOL)

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Fast paced, exciting, and adventurous.

I like my women like I like my religion.

Something to be thankful for.

I like my women like I like my three quarter inch ratchet spanner.

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Something to be thankful for.

I like my women like I like my three quarter inch ratchet spanner.

Simple and adaptable.

I like my women like I like life.

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Comes whenever I whistle.

I like my men like I like my bike.

Fast and energy saving.

I like my men the way I like my jelly babies....

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Fast and energy saving.

I like my men the way I like my jelly babies....

Available at all corner shops....

I like my women like I like my dental appointments.....

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painful, and expensive.

I like my women like i like my fire pit...

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painful, and expensive.

I like my women like i like my fire pit...

Flames all the Way

I Like my Women like I like my Tachometer

Edited by Pavot
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Flames all the Way

I Like my Women like I like my Tachometer

Rev'ed up and reliable

I like my men like I like my toenail polish....

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Edit:

Actually best I edit my reply since it is kind of rude since it is the only thing I could think off about nail varnish. lol

Edited by chaoszerg
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Rev'ed up and reliable

I like my men like I like my toenail polish....

Flakey and hard to get off?

I like my women like I like my York Peppermint Patties....

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Flakey and hard to get off?

I like my women like I like my York Peppermint Patties....

Minty fresh and covered in chocolate

I like my men like I like my yogurts..

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Minty fresh and covered in chocolate

I like my men like I like my yogurts..

Cultured and a bit nutty :P

I like my women like I like my milkshakes...

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Cultured and a bit nutty :P

I like my women like I like my milkshakes...

Fruity and frothy :D

I like my men like I like my peaches..

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Fruity and frothy :D

I like my men like I like my peaches..

Round and covered in soft fur. :huh:

I like my women like I like my underwear...

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...tight and black...

I like my women like I like my bathroom...

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...tight and black...

I like my women like I like my bathroom...

Willing to take all your crap. :lol:

I like my women like I like my porn collection...

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Willing to take all your crap. :lol:

I like my women like I like my porn collection...

from the 70's and into scat. :P

I like my women like I like a good horror movie

Edit changed lol.

Edited by chaoszerg
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from the 70's and into scat. :P

I like my women like I like a good horror movie

Edit changed lol.

You like them to bite your neck?

I like my men like I like my crosswords

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You like them to bite your neck?

I like my men like I like my crosswords

Full of words and stuck in boxes

I like my men like I like my lemonade

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Full of words and stuck in boxes

I like my men like I like my lemonade

Sweet and yellow!

I like my women like I like my watermelons...

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