Helen of Annoy Posted February 6, 2009 #551 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Quite large and very heavy just like a Bösendorfer. I like my women like I like my taxidermy.... mounted… on the wall I like my men like I like my cutlery… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sherapy Posted February 6, 2009 #552 Share Posted February 6, 2009 get naked and look hot I like my men like my lipstick red hot and passionate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin7557 Posted March 28, 2009 #553 Share Posted March 28, 2009 get naked and look hot I like my men like my lipstick red hot and passionate.... constantly pressing against your lips. I like my women like I like my elves. Revived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostdancer Posted March 31, 2009 #554 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Small and compact. I like my women like I like my dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt_Ripley Posted March 31, 2009 #555 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Small and compact. I like my women like I like my dancing. fast , wild and sweaty !! I like my women like I like my vacations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin7557 Posted April 1, 2009 #556 Share Posted April 1, 2009 fast , wild and sweaty !! I like my women like I like my vacations Fast paced, exciting, and adventurous. I like my women like I like my religion. (I think your thinking of dwarfs. Elves are the ones with the ears. LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parasource Posted April 1, 2009 #557 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Fast paced, exciting, and adventurous. I like my women like I like my religion. Something to be thankful for. I like my women like I like my three quarter inch ratchet spanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostdancer Posted April 3, 2009 #558 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Something to be thankful for. I like my women like I like my three quarter inch ratchet spanner. Simple and adaptable. I like my women like I like life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet The Ripperologist Posted April 8, 2009 #559 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Comes whenever I whistle. I like my men like I like my bike. Fast and energy saving. I like my men the way I like my jelly babies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 8, 2009 #560 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Fast and energy saving. I like my men the way I like my jelly babies.... Available at all corner shops.... I like my women like I like my dental appointments..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordstanley Posted May 7, 2009 #561 Share Posted May 7, 2009 painful, and expensive. I like my women like i like my fire pit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigmatic Ghost Posted May 7, 2009 #562 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) painful, and expensive. I like my women like i like my fire pit... Flames all the Way I Like my Women like I like my Tachometer Edited May 7, 2009 by Pavot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisavclarson Posted May 7, 2009 #563 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Flames all the Way I Like my Women like I like my Tachometer Rev'ed up and reliable I like my men like I like my toenail polish.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted May 7, 2009 #564 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) Edit: Actually best I edit my reply since it is kind of rude since it is the only thing I could think off about nail varnish. lol Edited May 7, 2009 by chaoszerg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted May 7, 2009 #565 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Rev'ed up and reliable I like my men like I like my toenail polish.... Flakey and hard to get off? I like my women like I like my York Peppermint Patties.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 7, 2009 #566 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Flakey and hard to get off? I like my women like I like my York Peppermint Patties.... Minty fresh and covered in chocolate I like my men like I like my yogurts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted May 7, 2009 #567 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Minty fresh and covered in chocolate I like my men like I like my yogurts.. Cultured and a bit nutty I like my women like I like my milkshakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 7, 2009 #568 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Cultured and a bit nutty I like my women like I like my milkshakes... Fruity and frothy I like my men like I like my peaches.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted May 7, 2009 #569 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Fruity and frothy I like my men like I like my peaches.. Round and covered in soft fur. I like my women like I like my underwear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoMagnificent Posted May 7, 2009 #570 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ...tight and black... I like my women like I like my bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted May 7, 2009 #571 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ...tight and black... I like my women like I like my bathroom... Willing to take all your crap. I like my women like I like my porn collection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted May 7, 2009 #572 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) Willing to take all your crap. I like my women like I like my porn collection... from the 70's and into scat. I like my women like I like a good horror movie Edit changed lol. Edited May 7, 2009 by chaoszerg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 7, 2009 #573 Share Posted May 7, 2009 from the 70's and into scat. I like my women like I like a good horror movie Edit changed lol. You like them to bite your neck? I like my men like I like my crosswords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MirrorImage Posted May 7, 2009 #574 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You like them to bite your neck? I like my men like I like my crosswords Full of words and stuck in boxes I like my men like I like my lemonade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoMagnificent Posted May 7, 2009 #575 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Full of words and stuck in boxes I like my men like I like my lemonade Sweet and yellow! I like my women like I like my watermelons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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