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Sweet and yellow!

I like my women like I like my watermelons...

Firm on the outside, and soft on the inside.

I like my men like I like my grapes....

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Firm on the outside, and soft on the inside.

I like my men like I like my grapes....

Easy to stomp on.

I like my women like I like my cap...

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Easy to stomp on.

I like my women like I like my cap...

You like them on top of your head :lol:

I like my men like I like my rings....

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You like them on top of your head :lol:

I like my men like I like my rings....

fitting tight on your finger?

I like my women like I like my car accidents...

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fitting tight on your finger?

I like my women like I like my car accidents...

No fun but you can't keep your eyes off them.

I like my women like I like my shaver...

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No fun but you can't keep your eyes off them.

I like my women like I like my shaver...

sharp and dangerous

I like my men like I like my beer

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Has a great head and makes me feel real good.

hahahahah sweet

I like my men like i like my raw meat

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Has a great head and makes me feel real good.

hahahahah sweet

I like my men like i like my raw meat

tough and stringy

I like my WOMEN like I like my lipstick

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tough and stringy

I like my WOMEN like I like my lipstick

because it covers their mouth up..

I like my men like i like my treadmill....

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because it covers their mouth up..

I like my men like i like my treadmill....

Broke

I like my women like I like pancakes

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Broke

I like my women like I like pancakes

Fluffy and covered in syrup

I like my men like I like my dogs

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Fluffy and covered in syrup

I like my men like I like my dogs

Loyal companions.

I like my movies like I like my books.

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Loyal companions.

I like my movies like I like my books.

with lots of dirty pictures and very little dialog

I like my women like I like my ice cream

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with lots of dirty pictures and very little dialog

I like my women like I like my ice cream

Refreshing

I like my women like I like a swing dance.

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Refreshing

I like my women like I like a swing dance.

Classy, sexy and fun

I like my men like I like my women

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Classy, sexy and fun

I like my men like I like my women

Honest, sincere and wonderful.

I like my friends like I like my home.

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Honest, sincere and wonderful.

I like my friends like I like my home.

Clean and welcoming

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I refuse to answer the above so I'll just start a new one

I like my men like I like my diswasher

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I refuse to answer the above so I'll just start a new one

I like my men like I like my diswasher

Efficient and convenient.

I like my hiking like I like my dates.

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Efficient and convenient.

I like my hiking like I like my dates.

Relaxing and natural

I like my men like I like my fishing trips

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Relaxing and natural

I like my men like I like my fishing trips

You like them to fall for you hook..line..and sinker

I like my men like I like my teabags....

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After you use them, you can lob 'em in the compost bin.

I like my men like I like my washing line...

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After you use them, you can lob 'em in the compost bin.

I like my men like I like my washing line...

Tight and straight, but able to bend in the wind

I like my men like I like my coffee

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Tight and straight, but able to bend in the wind

I like my men like I like my coffee

Hot, black and strong

I like men like I like my shoes

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Hot, black and strong

I like men like I like my shoes

Soft and comfy

I like my men like I like my chocolate...

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