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Hard to get and stunning.

I like my men like I like my robot...

ready to take orders and obey

I like my women like I like my battle cries

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ready to take orders and obey

I like my women like I like my battle cries

Noisy and passionate.

I like my men like I like my laptop.

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Noisy and passionate.

I like my men like I like my laptop.

Able to open up the world to you.

I like my women like I like my BCR Warlock...

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Able to open up the world to you.

I like my women like I like my BCR Warlock...

Electrifying!

I like my men like I like my drums..

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Electrifying!

I like my men like I like my drums..

You not only like to beat their heads in you also like the loud sound they make. :tu:

I like my women like I like my bass...

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You not only like to beat their heads in you also like the loud sound they make. :tu:

I like my women like I like my bass...

:lol:

You like to hear them making a deep noise.

I like my men like I like my castanets...

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You like to hear them making a deep noise.

I like my men like I like my castanets...

You can control their rhythm with just your fingertips.

I like my women like I like my mixing console...

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You can control their rhythm with just your fingertips.

I like my women like I like my mixing console...

You like to have several going at the same time.

I like my men like I like my mysteries...

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You like to have several going at the same time.

I like my men like I like my mysteries...

Intriguing, thought provoking and a little weird. ;)

I like my women like I like my horror stories...

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Intriguing, thought provoking and a little weird. ;)

I like my women like I like my horror stories...

Scary, graphic and disturbing, but usually pretty deep...

I like my men/women like I like my postcards.

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Scary, graphic and disturbing, but usually pretty deep...

I like my men/women like I like my postcards.

Cheap and often hanging out in gas stations

I like my women like I like my hot wings

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Cheap and often hanging out in gas stations

I like my women like I like my hot wings

Juicy, spicy and definitely no bones.

I like my women like I like my pizza...

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I like my women like I like my pizza...

Hot and spicy...

I like my men like I like my favorite pair of jeans....

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Hot and spicy...

I like my men like I like my favorite pair of jeans....

They hug you in all the right places. ;)

I like my women like I like my speed boat...

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They hug you in all the right places. ;)

I like my women like I like my speed boat...

Fast, sleek, sexy

I like my men like I like my tea

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Fast, sleek, sexy

I like my men like I like my tea

Dark, exotic and soothing.

I like my women like I like my snorkel...

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Dark, exotic and soothing.

I like my women like I like my snorkel...

Breathing through a tube

I like my men like I like my air conditioning

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Breathing through a tube

I like my men like I like my air conditioning

Cool!

I like my men like I like my dishwasher....

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Cool!

I like my men like I like my dishwasher....

Helpful and Hot drying...

I like my men like I like my ghost (hahaha!)

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Helpful and Hot drying...

I like my men like I like my ghost (hahaha!)

... Dead? :blink:

Lol.

I like my men/women like I like my gift cards.

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... Dead? :blink:

Lol.

I like my men/women like I like my gift cards.

Check them out once then throw them away.

I like my women like I like my Long Island iced tea...

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Check them out once then throw them away.

I like my women like I like my Long Island iced tea...

Wet, cold and easy to keep down...

I like my women like I like my Snail Shells (lol)

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Wet, cold and easy to keep down...

I like my women like I like my Snail Shells (lol)

Slightly slimey

I like my men like I like my trees

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Slightly slimey

I like my men like I like my trees

Stiff, moist and smelling of dew. :lol:

I like my women like I like my bed...

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Stiff, moist and smelling of dew. :lol:

I like my women like I like my bed...

Soft and poofy

I like my women like I like my swords

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