theSOURCE Posted May 27, 2009 #726 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You like to be reunited with lost loves. I like my men like I like my poems.... Deep, touching, enthralling, heartfelt, and oh-so romantic. I like my women like I like my candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet The Ripperologist Posted May 28, 2009 #727 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Deep, touching, enthralling, heartfelt, and oh-so romantic. I like my women like I like my candy... Not so sticky you can't peel the wrapper off. I like my men the way I like my nail varnish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 28, 2009 #728 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Not so sticky you can't peel the wrapper off. I like my men the way I like my nail varnish. Smooth, colourful, and without bumps I like my men like I like my seaside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted May 30, 2009 #729 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Smooth, colourful, and without bumps I like my men like I like my seaside.... they leave sand in your pants I like my men like i like my phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 30, 2009 #730 Share Posted May 30, 2009 they leave sand in your pants I like my men like i like my phone With a nice ring I like my men like I like my earrings..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted May 31, 2009 #731 Share Posted May 31, 2009 With a nice ring I like my men like I like my earrings..... They leave long danglies off your ears. I like my women like I like my forums... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancelikestate Posted May 31, 2009 #732 Share Posted May 31, 2009 They leave long danglies off your ears. I like my women like I like my forums... .... short and to the point I like my women like i like my couch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted May 31, 2009 #733 Share Posted May 31, 2009 .... short and to the point I like my women like i like my couch.... Long, smelly, bit oh-so fun to lay on. I like my women like I like my watermelons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier4death Posted May 31, 2009 #734 Share Posted May 31, 2009 moist and seedless I like my women like I like my washing machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted May 31, 2009 #735 Share Posted May 31, 2009 moist and seedless I like my women like I like my washing machine cleaning my clothes like they should be I like my men like i like my duct tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XURDERER Posted May 31, 2009 #736 Share Posted May 31, 2009 cleaning my clothes like they should be I like my men like i like my duct tape ...strapped down and unable to move. I like my men like I like my sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted May 31, 2009 #737 Share Posted May 31, 2009 ...strapped down and unable to move. I like my men like I like my sword they can cut things I like my men like i like my cheese balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 31, 2009 #738 Share Posted May 31, 2009 they can cut things I like my men like i like my cheese balls Round and savoury I like my men like I like my salads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted May 31, 2009 #739 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Round and savoury I like my men like I like my salads..... Healthy with no fat. I like my women like I like my bubble gum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 1, 2009 #740 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Healthy with no fat. I like my women like I like my bubble gum... You like them to blow up big and bubbly I like my men like I like my cherry trees.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted June 2, 2009 #741 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You like them to blow up big and bubbly I like my men like I like my cherry trees.... You can pluck all the sweetness they have to offer and be assured they'll never complain. I like my women like I like my Little Phatty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 2, 2009 #742 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You can pluck all the sweetness they have to offer and be assured they'll never complain. I like my women like I like my Little Phatty... I googled it You like to run your fingers over their keys I like my men like I like my horror stories.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted June 2, 2009 #743 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I googled it You like to run your fingers over their keys I like my men like I like my horror stories.... Though they can be scary you always know you'll be safe in the end. I like my women like I like my necronomicon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drego Posted June 2, 2009 #744 Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Though they can be scary you always know you'll be safe in the end. I like my women like I like my necronomicon... Ancient I like my men/women like I like my rice. Edited June 2, 2009 by Drego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 2, 2009 #745 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Ancient I like my men/women like I like my rice. Soft and fluffy. I like my men like I like my otters.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticOnion Posted June 3, 2009 #746 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Soft and fluffy. I like my men like I like my otters.... Small, hairy, wet and conversant with North Devon. I like my men like I like my Andrex toilet tissue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 3, 2009 #747 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Small, hairy, wet and conversant with North Devon. I like my men like I like my Andrex toilet tissue... You like them to have a soft backside I like my men like I like my fridge magnets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted June 4, 2009 #748 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You like them to have a soft backside I like my men like I like my fridge magnets... Clingy, quaint and easy to replace. I like my women like I like my mountains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 4, 2009 #749 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Clingy, quaint and easy to replace. I like my women like I like my mountains... You like them spread over a large terrain I like my men like I like my lochs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted June 4, 2009 #750 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You like them spread over a large terrain I like my men like I like my lochs... Wet and sloshy with the occasional monster's neck and head poking out. I like my women like I like my train stations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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