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Tao of Pooh
Expensive due to all the **** they have but don't really need

I like my women like I like my government...

Ready, willing & able to do all sorts of nasty things to me linked-image

I like my men like I like my new flannel pajamas.

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Nuclear Science

Easy to sleep with?

I like my men like I like meeting my friends.

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Harks
Easy to sleep with?

I like my men like I like meeting my friends.

Drunk and in the gutter. B)

I like my women like my skydiving.

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Tao of Pooh
Drunk and in the gutter. B)

I like my women like my skydiving.

Exhilarating!

I like my men like I like my vacations.

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Bill Hill

I like my men like I like my vacations.

The cheapest offer from the back of a newspaper

I like my women like I like my showers.

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tcgram
The cheapest offer from the back of a newspaper

I like my women like I like my showers.

Hot and quick.

I like my men like I like my margaritas

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Crai
Hot and quick.

I like my men like I like my margaritas

wet and willing

I like my women like i like my food

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Purplos

Wrapped in plastic and stored in the freezer.

I like my men like I like a trombone.

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SRCivic98
Wrapped in plastic and stored in the freezer.

I like my men like I like a trombone.

Easy to play and always stiff? lol

I like my women like I like my rifles...

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t100
Easy to play and always stiff? lol

I like my women like I like my rifles...

Fun to hold and willing to let me squeeze them.

I like my women like I like my bathtub...

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Bill Hill

I like my women like I like my bathtub...

You like to see them once a year.

I like my women like I like my Christmas tree.

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TSS
I like my women like I like my Christmas tree.

Preferably real and not dressed to tacky.

I like my women like I like my house

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Bill Hill

Preferably real and not dressed to tacky.

:lol:

I like my women like I like my house

Solidly built, with cavity wall insulation. could withstand a hurricane.

I like my women like I like my Garden shed.

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TSS
I like my women like I like my Garden shed.

A welcome retreat and soundproof.

I like my women like I like the countryside...

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Tao of Pooh
A welcome retreat and soundproof.

I like my women like I like the countryside...

With gently rolling hills.

I like my men like I like my economy.

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TSS

I like my men like I like my economy.

Whether boom or bust, just no depression.

I like my women like I like my boss..

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Still Waters
Whether boom or bust, just no depression.

I like my women like I like my boss..

Always keen to give me a raise :D

I like my men like I like my dishwasher.......

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TSS
Always keen to give me a raise :D

I like my men like I like my dishwasher.......

Whether fast cycle or slow, the job still gets done :D

I like my women like I like my telescope

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SoulFire
I like my women like I like my telescope

can look into one end and see out the other

i like my women like i like my weather

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TSS
can look into one end and see out the other

Ewwww!!!!! :D

i like my women like i like my weather

Unpredictable and refreshing, but never dull.

I like my women like I like my job..

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Still Waters
Ewwww!!!!! :D

Unpredictable and refreshing, but never dull.

I like my women like I like my job..

Very satisfying.

I like my men like I like my hips........

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She-ra
Very satisfying.

I like my men like I like my hips........

smooth and generous

I like my men like I like my firplace

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Still Waters
smooth and generous

I like my men like I like my firplace

fireplace?

All fired up and hot.

I like my men like I like my rabbit......

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She-ra
fireplace?

All fired up and hot.

I like my men like I like my rabbit......

ready :P and furry

I like my men like I like my couch

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Still Waters
ready :P and furry

I like my men like I like my couch

Comfy to lie on :D

I like my men like I like my wallpaper.......

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