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I like my men/women like I like my...

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She-ra
Comfy to lie on :D

I like my men like I like my wallpaper.......

Smart looking and easy on the eyes

I like my men like I like my mouse

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Still Waters
Smart looking and easy on the eyes

I like my men like I like my mouse

Fully charged and easy to grasp.

I like my men like I like my perfume.......

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She-ra
Fully charged and easy to grasp.

I like my men like I like my perfume.......

Sweet and lingering

I like my men like I like my fuitcake

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SRCivic98
Sweet and lingering

I like my men like I like my fuitcake

sweet to every taste

I like my women like I like my remote...

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BiffSplitkins
sweet to every taste

I like my women like I like my remote...

Stuck in my couch cushions.

I like my women like I like my appliances...

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Still Waters
sweet to every taste

I like my women like I like my remote...

Easy to handle with volume control :D

I like my like men like I like my corkscrew.......

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ODIN-X
Easy to handle with volume control :D

I like my like men like I like my corkscrew.......

making it easy to pop my cork...

I like my women like I like my music,

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Still Waters
making it easy to pop my cork...

I like my women like I like my music,

Soft and seductive.

I like my men like I like my cheese......

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BiffSplitkins
making it easy to pop my cork...

I like my women like I like my music,

Slow... and VERY heavy :P

I like my women like I like my lunch...

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Still Waters
Slow... and VERY heavy :P

I like my women like I like my lunch...

Fresh and on the table :lol:

I like my men like I like my coffee.....

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Lt_Ripley

I like my women like my coffee ...... strong and hot.

I like my women like I like my motorcycle .........

Edited by Lt_Ripley

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She-ra
Soft and seductive.

I like my men like I like my cheese......

We forgot the cheese one!!

hard and sharp (ouch!!)

I like my men like I like my pop tarts...

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BiffSplitkins
We forgot the cheese one!!

hard and sharp (ouch!!)

I like my men like I like my pop tarts...

Fruity and slathered in frosting.... eeeeew!

I like my women like I like my sweater...

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She-ra
Fruity and slathered in frosting.... eeeeew!

I like my women like I like my sweater...

hot and scratchy BAHAHAHAHA

I like my men like I like my swing set

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SoulFire
I like my men like I like my swing set

fun to sit on and held in place with chains :huh:

i like my women like i like my beer

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She-ra
fun to sit on and held in place with chains :huh:

i like my women like i like my beer

foaming and cold LMAO!

I like my men like I like my carpet...

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Still Waters
foaming and cold LMAO!

I like my men like I like my carpet...

With a deep shag pile :lol:

I like my men like I like my bed.....

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ODIN-X
foaming and cold LMAO!

I like my men like I like my carpet...

Easy to lay! :o

I like my women like I like my pencils,

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She-ra
Easy to lay! :o

I like my women like I like my pencils,

:o Filled with wood?? Ahhhhhhhhh

I like my men like I like my BB Gun

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SoulFire
I like my men like I like my BB Gun

long, hard and will shoot your eye out :lol:

i like my women like i like my football

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She-ra
long, hard and will shoot your eye out :lol:

i like my women like i like my football

hard hitting and rough

I like my men lke I like my Wii

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SoulFire
I like my men lke I like my Wii

fun to play with until the controller slips out of your hand and breaks the TV.

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She-ra
I like my women like my coffee ...... strong and hot.

I like my women like I like my motorcycle .........

Oh we forgot this one!!

Sleek and FAST :D

I like my men like I like my salad...

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ODIN-X
Oh we forgot this one!!

Sleek and FAST :D

I like my men like I like my salad...

Smothered in ranch dressing?

I like my women like I like my pickles,

Edited by ODIN-X

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Helen of Annoy
Smothered in ranch dressing?

I like my women like I like my pickles,

sour and limpy?!? :o

I like my men like I like my washing machine

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