Tao of Pooh 0 #1 Posted December 14, 2008 Ok, you've all heard it before: "I like my women like I like my coffee...cold & bitter" This is how the game goes: Someone posts I like my (whatever, i suppose it doesn't have to be men/women but i think it's funnier if it is) like I like my (whatever)... then the next poster gives the punchline and posts their "I like my (whatever)" thingie. Example: ME: I like my men like I like my pizza... YOU: Hot & cheesy (or) Coming in 30 minutes or less (or) Sealed in plastic & frozen in the freezer. Ok, here goes: I like my men like I like my backpack... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gabe 1 #2 Posted December 14, 2008 Always on my back! I like my women like I like my car... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,376 #3 Posted December 14, 2008 Always on my back! I like my women like I like my car... Red hot and ready to go! I like my men like I like my tv...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #4 Posted December 14, 2008 Red hot and ready to go! I like my men like I like my tv...... I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep. I like my men like I like my barbeques. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,376 #5 Posted December 14, 2008 I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep. I like my men like I like my barbeques. Hot and sizzly! I like my men like I like my computer........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreyWeather 13 #6 Posted December 14, 2008 Hot and sizzly! I like my men like I like my computer........ ...Virus free. I like my women like I like my games consoles.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
louie 14 #7 Posted December 14, 2008 Hot and sizzly! I like my men like I like my computer........ virus free. i like my women like i like my cigars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
louie 14 #8 Posted December 14, 2008 ...Virus free. I like my women like I like my games consoles.... Ready to be pushed and with vibrate. i like my my women like i like my wine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #9 Posted December 14, 2008 Ready to be pushed and with vibrate. i like my my women like i like my wine sweet and smooth I like my men like I like my shoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SRCivic98 0 #10 Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) i like my women like i like my cigars smoking hot and pleasureful. I like my women like I like my rilfes... Edited December 14, 2008 by SRCivic98 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #11 Posted December 14, 2008 sweet and smooth I like my men like I like my shoes Varied and coming in pairs.. I like my women like I like my cash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InHuman 1 #12 Posted December 14, 2008 Varied and coming in pairs.. I like my women like I like my cash Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine. I like my women like I like my theater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #13 Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) NM. Edited December 14, 2008 by Tao of Pooh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #14 Posted December 14, 2008 Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine. I like my women like I like my theater. Dark and Loud I like my men like I like my dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #15 Posted December 14, 2008 Dark and Loud I like my men like I like my dog Comes whenever I whistle. I like my men like I like my bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #16 Posted December 14, 2008 Comes whenever I whistle. I like my men like I like my bike. fast and ready I like my men like I like my music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreyWeather 13 #17 Posted December 14, 2008 fast and ready I like my men like I like my music A life of Piracy. I like my women like I like my books. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #18 Posted December 14, 2008 I like my women like I like my books. Full of lots of pictures and a bit tatty around the edges. I like my women like I like my computers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #19 Posted December 14, 2008 I like my women like I like my computers. User friendly and cheap I like my women like I like my football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #20 Posted December 14, 2008 User friendly and cheap I like my women like I like my football rough and tumble I like my men like I like my steak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,376 #21 Posted December 14, 2008 rough and tumble I like my men like I like my steak Lean and tender I like my men like I like my pillow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Original Chupa King 0 #22 Posted December 14, 2008 Lean and tender I like my men like I like my pillow Soft to the touch, nice to snuggle against, and great when there's more than one on the bed. I like my women like I like my umbrella... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lordstanley 3 #23 Posted December 14, 2008 always open and really wet! lol I like my women like I like my stamp collection.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SRCivic98 0 #24 Posted December 14, 2008 Soft to the touch, nice to snuggle against, and great when there's more than one on the bed. I like my women like I like my umbrella... wide open and slippery when wet. I like women like I like my music... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bez 2 #25 Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) wide open and slippery when wet. I like women like I like my music... whiny and full of self loathing I like my woman like I like my WoW account... edit......wow im such a loser right now haha Edited December 14, 2008 by Bezzie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
