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Tao of Pooh

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quick and strong

I like my men like I like my ornament...

Picked out by an ex sister in law? (The earing ornaments? :whistle: )

I like my women like I like DA BEARS!

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furry and warm and big and cuddly BAHAHAHA (Ugh the ornament earrings)

I like my men like I like my chistmas cookies...

Sweet and LOADED with liquor???

I like my women like I like my bathrobe...

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Sweet and LOADED with liquor???

I like my women like I like my bathrobe...

Warm, fuzzy, and somewhat revealing.

I like my women like I like my steak...

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Warm, fuzzy, and somewhat revealing.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Thick and medium rare? LOL

I like my men like I like my shirts....

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Thick and medium rare? LOL

I like my men like I like my shirts....

Wrinkle free and 'in the closet'?

I like my women like I like my toothpaste...

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Wrinkle free and 'in the closet'?

I like my women like I like my toothpaste...

Fights cavities and is minty fresh! LOL

I like my men like I like my cappuccino....

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Fights cavities and is minty fresh! LOL

I like my men like I like my cappuccino....

Hot, with lots of sugar?

I like my women like I like my bacon....

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Hot, with lots of sugar?

I like my women like I like my bacon....

Lying on a bed of beans just waiting to be eaten?

I like my women like I like a fine wine....

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I like my women like I like a fine wine....

Red, and aged to perfection.

I like my women like I like my wintercoats....

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Red, and aged to perfection.

I like my women like I like my wintercoats....

Soft and warm...

I like my men like I like my dishwasher....

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Soft and warm...

I like my men like I like my dishwasher....

Broke and leaks all over the place???

I like my women like I like my credit score...

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Broke and leaks all over the place???

I like my women like I like my credit score...

Getting higher & higher by the minute.

I like my men like I like my Japanese monster movies.

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Speaking in words that don't match the mouth?

I like my women like I like goat cheese.

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Speaking in words that don't match the mouth?

I like my women like I like goat cheese.

stinky?

I like my men like I like my old ink-jet printer…

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stinky?

I like my men like I like my old ink-jet printer…

Expensive and doesn't ever want to work with you.

I like my women like I like my Nukes

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Expensive and doesn't ever want to work with you.

I like my women like I like my Nukes

:w00t:

getting “lost” in Russia?

I like my men like I like black market…

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getting “lost” in Russia?

I like my men like I like black market…

Sleezy and likely to kill you if you screw them over.

I like my Women like I like my mutagens.

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Sleezy and likely to kill you if you screw them over.

I like my Women like I like my mutagens.

easy to pick up and making you sick

I like my men like I like my Xmas lights…

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easy to pick up and making you sick

I like my men like I like my Xmas lights…

Come in many different colors and not too bright?

I like my women like I like my Christmas elves,

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Come in many different colors and not too bright?

I like my women like I like my Christmas elves,

:lol:

ugly, dwarfish and… male??

I like my men like I like my chimney…

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:lol:

ugly, dwarfish and… male??

I like my men like I like my chimney…

Skinny and full of crap.

I like my women like I like my Wars.

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Abnormally tall and smokes,

I like my women like I like my fruitcake,

:rofl: love the little editing you did there…

sweet, tasty and unable to bite you back

I like my men like I like my holidays…

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