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dest_titor1
To hide your face lol

I like my men like I like my - ipod

Loud and can be turned on and off in seconds

I like my women like I like my search engine

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Still Waters
Loud and can be turned on and off in seconds

I like my women like I like my search engine

Quick to find the right spot.

I like my men like I like my fireplace..

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dest_titor1
Quick to find the right spot.

I like my men like I like my fireplace..

Hot and old fashioned

I like my women like I like unexplained mysteries forum.

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Beckys_Mom
Hot and old fashioned

I like my women like I like unexplained mysteries forum.

So that all sorts can take an instrest in her lol

I like my men like I like my - wine

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dest_titor1
So that all sorts can take an instrest in her lol

I like my men like I like my - wine

Foreign and Sweet

I like my women like I like my artwork.

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Beckys_Mom
Foreign and Sweet

I like my women like I like my artwork.

Can't take your eyes off it

I like my men how I like my - dinner

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She-ra

Hot and filling :lol:

I like my men like I like my shirt...

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Still Waters
Hot and filling :lol:

I like my men like I like my shirt...

Clean and fresh.

I like my men like i like my fruit salad...

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Beckys_Mom
Clean and fresh.

I like my men like i like my fruit salad...

Fruity on it lol

I like my men like I like my icecream

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dest_titor1
Fruity on it lol

I like my men like I like my icecream

Vanilla Icy (not sure if thats funny)

I like my women like I like my guitar.

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Helen of Annoy
Vanilla Icy (not sure if thats funny)

I like my women like I like my guitar.

to make sounds you like while you hold their necks?

I like my men like I like my midnight snacks…

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Still Waters
to make sounds you like while you hold their necks?

I like my men like I like my midnight snacks…

You crave them..

I like my men like I like to paddle in the sea.......

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Helen of Annoy
You crave them..

I like my men like I like to paddle in the sea.......

you like them to exhaust you

I like my men like I like my shrimp…

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The Original Chupa King
you like them to exhaust you

I like my men like I like my shrimp…

Small eyes, long hair, wear pink, and is tasty when you eat more than one. :D

I like my men (you read that right) like I like my bacon...

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Helen of Annoy
Small eyes, long hair, wear pink, and is tasty when you eat more than one. :D

:lol:

I like my men (you read that right) like I like my bacon...

I lost count on your sex changes anyway. :lol:

so, you like them in the morning at the kitchen table, but you like them in public places too, and you pick them up in stores or in restaurants, never in places like god-forbid museums or libraries…

I like my men like I like libraries…

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Mattshark
:lol:

I lost count on your sex changes anyway. :lol:

so, you like them in the morning at the kitchen table, but you like them in public places too, and you pick them up in stores or in restaurants, never in places like god-forbid museums or libraries…

I like my men like I like libraries…

quiet and full of knowledge

I like my women like I like my playstation.

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Helen of Annoy
quiet and full of knowledge

I like my women like I like my playstation.

connected... and grounded too

I like my men like I like my umbrellas…

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dest_titor1
connected... and grounded too

I like my men like I like my umbrellas…

annoyingly hard to open up and always forgetting you have it.

I like my women Like I like my alarm clock

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Helen of Annoy
annoyingly hard to open up and always forgetting you have it.

I like my women Like I like my alarm clock

thrown out of the window!

I like my men like I like my photos (not photos of me, but photos I’ve taken)…

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dest_titor1
thrown out of the window!

I like my men like I like my photos (not photos of me, but photos I’ve taken)…

Shady or overexposed

I like my women like I UFOs

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Helen of Annoy
Shady or overexposed

I like my women like I UFOs

Listen, you! :angry::lol:

fast and unidentified

I like my men like I like my karma…

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dest_titor1
Listen, you! :angry::lol:

fast and unidentified

I like my men like I like my karma…

well known and Positive

I like my women like I like my sailboat

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Pauly Dangerously
well known and Positive

I like my women like I like my sailboat

Floating alone in the ocean...

I like my women like I like my coffee.

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Bender Rodríguez
Floating alone in the ocean...

I like my women like I like my coffee.

In a plastic cup.

I like my women like I like my pianos.

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BiffSplitkins
In a plastic cup.

I like my women like I like my pianos.

Quite large and very heavy just like a Bösendorfer.

I like my women like I like my taxidermy....

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