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theSOURCE
Clean and wrinkle-free. :lol:

I like my men like I like my alcohol....

Hard and intoxicating.

I like my women like I like my scifi collection...

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She-ra
Hard and intoxicating.

I like my women like I like my scifi collection...

freaky and large

I like my men like I like my shirt

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theSOURCE
freaky and large

I like my men like I like my shirt

Loose and well worn.

I like my women like I like my smokes...

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She-ra
Loose and well worn.

I like my women like I like my smokes...

Tasty and satisfying

I like my men like I like my soap

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Beckys_Mom
Tasty and satisfying

I like my men like I like my soap

Nice. slippery and smelly LMAO

I like my men like I like my......ciggys

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theSOURCE
Tasty and satisfying

Oops...too slow.

Edited by theSOURCE

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tcgram
Nice. slippery and smelly LMAO

I like my men like I like my......ciggys

Convenient and habit-forming. :P

I like my men like I like my lotion...

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theSOURCE
Convenient and habit-forming. :P

I like my men like I like my lotion...

Easy to spread with your fingers and leave you feeling refreshed.

I like my women like I like my avi...

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Beckys_Mom
Easy to spread with your fingers and leave you feeling refreshed.

I like my women like I like my avi...

Good to look at and love to play LOL

I like my men like I like muppets

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Undeadskeptic
Good to look at and love to play LOL

I like my men like I like muppets

They do whatever you want when your hands inside them

(*EW*)

I like my women like I like my donkeys

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Beckys_Mom
They do whatever you want when your hands inside them

(*EW*)

I like my women like I like my donkeys

Have teeth big enough that she can eat an apple through at letter box LMAO

I like my men like my laptop

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She-ra
Have teeth big enough that she can eat an apple through at letter box LMAO

I like my men like my laptop

compact and portable :lol:

I like my men like I like my bathrobe

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theSOURCE
compact and portable :lol:

I like my men like I like my bathrobe

Smelly, pitted and in need of a good washing. :P

I like my women like I like my eyeglasses...

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She-ra
Smelly, pitted and in need of a good washing. :P

I like my women like I like my eyeglasses...

Duct Taped while sitting on your nose

:o (oh I am so bad!)

I like my men like I like my SLEEP!!

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Duct Taped while sitting on your nose

:o (oh I am so bad!)

I like my men like I like my SLEEP!!

Deep and undisturbed.

I like my women like I like my TV remote...

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Drego
Deep and undisturbed.

I like my women like I like my TV remote...

She's always getting lost and I'm always pushing her buttons.

I like my men/women like I like my bottled water...

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Still Waters
She's always getting lost and I'm always pushing her buttons.

I like my men/women like I like my bottled water...

Pure!

I like my men like I like my pens....

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theSOURCE
Pure!

I like my men like I like my pens....

Ready to sign any check you want. ;)

I like my women like I like my chair...

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Still Waters
Ready to sign any check you want. ;)

I like my women like I like my chair...

Laid back and comfy to sit on :D

I like my men like I like my camera...

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Laid back and comfy to sit on :D

I like my men like I like my camera...

Able to take in and recall anything you want them to.

I like my women like I like my pillow...

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Still Waters
Able to take in and recall anything you want them to.

I like my women like I like my pillow...

In your bed.

I like my men like I like my bed..

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theSOURCE
In your bed.

I like my men like I like my bed..

Always waiting for you to lie down.

I like my women like I like my AC...

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Still Waters
Always waiting for you to lie down.

I like my women like I like my AC...

What's an AC? :blush::lol:

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theSOURCE
What's an AC? :blush::lol:

Air conditioner. :lol:

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Still Waters
Air conditioner. :lol:

Ok thanks :lol:

You like them to keep you cool.

I like my men like I like my perfume...

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