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theSOURCE
Ok thanks :lol:

You like them to keep you cool.

I like my men like I like my perfume...

Sweet smelling and attractive to the opposite sex.

I like my women like I like my socks...

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Still Waters
Sweet smelling and attractive to the opposite sex.

I like my women like I like my socks...

You like to change them every day.

I like my men like I like my bagpipes...

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theSOURCE
You like to change them every day.

I like my men like I like my bagpipes...

Big bloated windbags? :unsure2:

I like my women like I like my steaks...

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Still Waters
Big bloated windbags? :unsure2:

I like my women like I like my steaks...

:lol:

You like them hot and juicy.

I like my men like I like my bananas...

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theSOURCE
:lol:

You like them hot and juicy.

I like my men like I like my bananas...

Big and ripe. ;)

I like my women like I like my beer...

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Still Waters
Big and ripe. ;)

I like my women like I like my beer...

:lol:

Cool and level headed.

I like my men like I like my ice cubes...

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theSOURCE
:lol:

Cool and level headed.

I like my men like I like my ice cubes...

Filled with liquor and have toothpicks sticking out of them. :P

I like my women like I like my apples...

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Still Waters
Filled with liquor and have toothpicks sticking out of them. :P

I like my women like I like my apples...

:lol: Speak for yourself :P

Round and juicy with a smooth skin.

I like my men like I like my desk tidy...

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Drego
:lol: Speak for yourself :P

Round and juicy with a smooth skin.

I like my men like I like my desk tidy...

Small, but you can put anything you want in them... :blink:

I like my men/women like I like my euphonium (or tuba, if you don't know what that is :P ).

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Still Waters
Small, but you can put anything you want in them... :blink:

I like my men/women like I like my euphonium (or tuba, if you don't know what that is :P ).

You like them to make a deep sound :D

I like my men like I like my mince pies...

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Drego
You like them to make a deep sound :D

I like my men like I like my mince pies...

Sweet, but tarty... (That's the best I can do with that? *disappointed* lol)

I like my men/women like I like my pasta.

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lordstanley

Warm, slippery, and delicious!

I like my men like I like my roller coaster ride!

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Drego
Warm, slippery, and delicious!

I like my men like I like my roller coaster ride!

Up and down all night long. :D

I like my men/women like I like my clocks.

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MirrorImage
Up and down all night long. :D

I like my men/women like I like my clocks.

Cookoo

I like my men like I like my fishing pole

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lordstanley

Strong, Long, and ready to go deep! oh my *blushes* hahah

I like my women like I like my Beer!

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InfraredCow
Strong, Long, and ready to go deep! oh my *blushes* hahah

I like my women like I like my Beer!

Wet

I like my women like I like my sammywhich!

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Undeadskeptic
Wet

I like my women like I like my sammywhich!

Delicious on the inside, despite their crusty outer appearence

I like my women like I like my pirates

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lordstanley

dirty, smelly, and has lots of booty! Ohhhh walked right into that one! lol

I like my women like I like my ice cream cone!

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Still Waters
dirty, smelly, and has lots of booty! Ohhhh walked right into that one! lol

I like my women like I like my ice cream cone!

Sweet and easy to hold on to.

I like my men like I like my trees...

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theSOURCE
Sweet and easy to hold on to.

I like my men like I like my trees...

Tough bark, no bite and have your name carved into them. :whistle:

I like my women like I like wide screen TV...

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SRCivic98
Tough bark, no bite and have your name carved into them. :whistle:

I like my women like I like wide screen TV...

In high definition and surround sound (I'm sure you know how to take that one)

I like my women like I like my wild fires.

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Still Waters
In high definition and surround sound (I'm sure you know how to take that one)

I like my women like I like my wild fires.

Hot and raging with passion.

I like my men like I like my waterfalls...

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theSOURCE
Hot and raging with passion.

I like my men like I like my waterfalls...

Cool and crystal clear.

I like my women like I like my collectable phaser model...

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Still Waters
Cool and crystal clear.

I like my women like I like my collectable phaser model...

Hard to get and stunning.

I like my men like I like my robot...

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theSOURCE
Hard to get and stunning.

I like my men like I like my robot...

Remote controlled and programmed for multiple techniques.

I like my women like I like my cat...

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