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Dying Seraph
Soft and poofy

I like my women like I like my swords

Razor wit and a piercing voice.

I like my women like I like my Bordeaux...

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Razor wit and a piercing voice.

I like my women like I like my Bordeaux...

Looking like this(Dogue de Bordeaux):linked-image

I like my men like I like my comedians

Edited by MirrorImage

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Still Waters
I like my men like I like my comedians

With a good sense of humour.

I like my men like I like my doctor.

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With a good sense of humour.

I like my men like I like my doctor.

Hands on and ready to perscribe tranquilizers!

I like my men like l like my pudding

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WARRIOR FOR THE LIGHT

also with banannas

I like my men like I like my horse.... (anyone dare)?

Edited by WARRIOR FOR THE LIGHT

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also with banannas

I like my men like I like my horse.... (anyone dare)?

Knowing when its time to trot and when its time to gallup!

I like my men like I like my grass

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Drego
Knowing when its time to trot and when its time to gallup!

I like my men like I like my grass

You can walk all over them whenever you want.

I like my men/women like I like my comic books.

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theSOURCE
You can walk all over them whenever you want.

I like my men/women like I like my comic books.

Sealed up in plastic covers.

I like my women like I like my bank account...

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Sealed up in plastic covers.

I like my women like I like my bank account...

Fat

I like my men like I like my soap

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Meiliken
Fat

I like my men like I like my soap

Clean and fresh.

I like my women like I like my lifestyle.

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Clean and fresh.

I like my women like I like my lifestyle.

Swinging!

I like my men like I like my french fries

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jesspy
Swinging!

I like my men like I like my french fries

Greasy fattening but they taste so good :ph34r:

I like my men like I like my computer

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Still Waters
Greasy fattening but they taste so good :ph34r:

I like my men like I like my computer

On top of your lap <--------laptop :rolleyes:

I like my men like I like my computer mouse....

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jesspy
On top of your lap <--------laptop :rolleyes:

I like my men like I like my computer mouse....

attached to a computer

I like my men like I like Zombies

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Still Waters
attached to a computer

I like my men like I like Zombies

You like to be eaten alive? :blink:

I like my men like I like my hawks...

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You like to be eaten alive? :blink:

I like my men like I like my hawks...

Always neglecting to clip their toenail talons. :lol:

I like my women like I like my freight trains...

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Still Waters
Always neglecting to clip their toenail talons. :lol:

I like my women like I like my freight trains...

With a lot of pulling power :D

I like my men like I like my windmills....

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With a lot of pulling power :D

I like my men like I like my windmills....

They don't flowzzz...less the wind blowzzz. :lol:

I like my women like I like my guv'ment...

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Still Waters
They don't flowzzz...less the wind blowzzz. :lol:

I like my women like I like my guv'ment...

:lol:

You like them to take control.

I like my men like I like my sausage rolls...

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Jamie_M
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You like them to take control.

I like my men like I like my sausage rolls...

sauasageless

I like my women like i like my football manager

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Still Waters
sauasageless

I like my women like i like my football manager

:lol:

You like them mega fit and eager to join in.

I like my men like I like my lawnmower....

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SRCivic98
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You like them mega fit and eager to join in.

I like my men like I like my lawnmower....

sharpened and ready to take on any challenge in front of it

I like my women like I like my 2 hour exercise sessions

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Still Waters
sharpened and ready to take on any challenge in front of it

I like my women like I like my 2 hour exercise sessions

Hot and invigerating.

I like my men like I like my sunflowers....

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theSOURCE
Hot and invigerating.

I like my men like I like my sunflowers....

Big and bright.

I like my women like I like my KDW... ;)

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Still Waters
Big and bright.

I like my women like I like my KDW... ;)

:D

You like to be reunited with lost loves.

I like my men like I like my poems....

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