Tao of Pooh 0 #51 Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) Expensive due to all the **** they have but don't really need I like my women like I like my government... Ready, willing & able to do all sorts of nasty things to me I like my men like I like my new flannel pajamas. Edited December 15, 2008 by Tao of Pooh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuclear Science 0 #52 Posted December 15, 2008 Easy to sleep with? I like my men like I like meeting my friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harks 5 #53 Posted December 15, 2008 Easy to sleep with? I like my men like I like meeting my friends. Drunk and in the gutter. I like my women like my skydiving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #54 Posted December 15, 2008 Drunk and in the gutter. I like my women like my skydiving. Exhilarating! I like my men like I like my vacations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #55 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my vacations. The cheapest offer from the back of a newspaper I like my women like I like my showers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcgram 55,257 #56 Posted December 15, 2008 The cheapest offer from the back of a newspaper I like my women like I like my showers. Hot and quick. I like my men like I like my margaritas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crai 3 #57 Posted December 15, 2008 Hot and quick. I like my men like I like my margaritas wet and willing I like my women like i like my food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purplos 877 #58 Posted December 15, 2008 Wrapped in plastic and stored in the freezer. I like my men like I like a trombone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SRCivic98 0 #59 Posted December 15, 2008 Wrapped in plastic and stored in the freezer. I like my men like I like a trombone. Easy to play and always stiff? lol I like my women like I like my rifles... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t100 0 #60 Posted December 15, 2008 Easy to play and always stiff? lol I like my women like I like my rifles... Fun to hold and willing to let me squeeze them. I like my women like I like my bathtub... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #61 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my bathtub... You like to see them once a year. I like my women like I like my Christmas tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #62 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my Christmas tree. Preferably real and not dressed to tacky. I like my women like I like my house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #63 Posted December 15, 2008 Preferably real and not dressed to tacky. I like my women like I like my house Solidly built, with cavity wall insulation. could withstand a hurricane. I like my women like I like my Garden shed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #64 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my Garden shed. A welcome retreat and soundproof. I like my women like I like the countryside... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #65 Posted December 15, 2008 A welcome retreat and soundproof. I like my women like I like the countryside... With gently rolling hills. I like my men like I like my economy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #66 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my economy. Whether boom or bust, just no depression. I like my women like I like my boss.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 52,404 #67 Posted December 15, 2008 Whether boom or bust, just no depression. I like my women like I like my boss.. Always keen to give me a raise I like my men like I like my dishwasher....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #68 Posted December 15, 2008 Always keen to give me a raise I like my men like I like my dishwasher....... Whether fast cycle or slow, the job still gets done I like my women like I like my telescope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulFire 1 #69 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my telescope can look into one end and see out the other i like my women like i like my weather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #70 Posted December 15, 2008 can look into one end and see out the other Ewwww!!!!! i like my women like i like my weather Unpredictable and refreshing, but never dull. I like my women like I like my job.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 52,404 #71 Posted December 15, 2008 Ewwww!!!!! Unpredictable and refreshing, but never dull. I like my women like I like my job.. Very satisfying. I like my men like I like my hips........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #72 Posted December 15, 2008 Very satisfying. I like my men like I like my hips........ smooth and generous I like my men like I like my firplace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 52,404 #73 Posted December 15, 2008 smooth and generous I like my men like I like my firplace fireplace? All fired up and hot. I like my men like I like my rabbit...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #74 Posted December 15, 2008 fireplace? All fired up and hot. I like my men like I like my rabbit...... ready and furry I like my men like I like my couch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 52,404 #75 Posted December 15, 2008 ready and furry I like my men like I like my couch Comfy to lie on I like my men like I like my wallpaper....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites