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theSOURCE
:D

You like to be reunited with lost loves.

I like my men like I like my poems....

Deep, touching, enthralling, heartfelt, and oh-so romantic. :)

I like my women like I like my candy...

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Harriet The Ripperologist
Deep, touching, enthralling, heartfelt, and oh-so romantic. :)

I like my women like I like my candy...

Not so sticky you can't peel the wrapper off.

I like my men the way I like my nail varnish.

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Still Waters
Not so sticky you can't peel the wrapper off.

I like my men the way I like my nail varnish.

Smooth, colourful, and without bumps :lol:

I like my men like I like my seaside....

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jesspy
Smooth, colourful, and without bumps :lol:

I like my men like I like my seaside....

they leave sand in your pants

I like my men like i like my phone

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Still Waters
they leave sand in your pants

I like my men like i like my phone

With a nice ring :wub:

I like my men like I like my earrings.....

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theSOURCE
With a nice ring :wub:

I like my men like I like my earrings.....

They leave long danglies off your ears. :lol:

I like my women like I like my forums...

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trancelikestate
They leave long danglies off your ears. :lol:

I like my women like I like my forums...

.... short and to the point

I like my women like i like my couch....

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theSOURCE
.... short and to the point

I like my women like i like my couch....

Long, smelly, bit oh-so fun to lay on.

I like my women like I like my watermelons...

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soldier4death

moist and seedless

I like my women like I like my washing machine

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jesspy
moist and seedless

I like my women like I like my washing machine

cleaning my clothes like they should be

I like my men like i like my duct tape

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XURDERER
cleaning my clothes like they should be

I like my men like i like my duct tape

...strapped down and unable to move. :wub:

I like my men like I like my sword

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jesspy
...strapped down and unable to move. :wub:

I like my men like I like my sword

they can cut things

I like my men like i like my cheese balls

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Still Waters
they can cut things

I like my men like i like my cheese balls

Round and savoury :lol:

I like my men like I like my salads.....

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theSOURCE
Round and savoury :lol:

I like my men like I like my salads.....

Healthy with no fat.

I like my women like I like my bubble gum...

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Still Waters
Healthy with no fat.

I like my women like I like my bubble gum...

You like them to blow up big and bubbly :D

I like my men like I like my cherry trees....

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theSOURCE
You like them to blow up big and bubbly :D

I like my men like I like my cherry trees....

:lol:

You can pluck all the sweetness they have to offer and be assured they'll never complain.

I like my women like I like my Little Phatty... :whistle:

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Still Waters
:lol:

You can pluck all the sweetness they have to offer and be assured they'll never complain.

I like my women like I like my Little Phatty... :whistle:

:D I googled it :P

You like to run your fingers over their keys :unsure2:

I like my men like I like my horror stories....

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theSOURCE
:D I googled it :P

You like to run your fingers over their keys :unsure2:

I like my men like I like my horror stories....

;)

Though they can be scary you always know you'll be safe in the end.

I like my women like I like my necronomicon...

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Drego
;)

Though they can be scary you always know you'll be safe in the end.

I like my women like I like my necronomicon...

Ancient :P

I like my men/women like I like my rice.

Edited by Drego

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Still Waters
Ancient :P

I like my men/women like I like my rice.

Soft and fluffy.

I like my men like I like my otters....

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MysticOnion
Soft and fluffy.

I like my men like I like my otters....

Small, hairy, wet and conversant with North Devon.

I like my men like I like my Andrex toilet tissue...

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Still Waters
Small, hairy, wet and conversant with North Devon.

I like my men like I like my Andrex toilet tissue...

You like them to have a soft backside :lol:

I like my men like I like my fridge magnets...

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theSOURCE
You like them to have a soft backside :lol:

I like my men like I like my fridge magnets...

Clingy, quaint and easy to replace.

I like my women like I like my mountains...

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Still Waters
Clingy, quaint and easy to replace.

I like my women like I like my mountains...

You like them spread over a large terrain :D

I like my men like I like my lochs...

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theSOURCE
You like them spread over a large terrain :D

I like my men like I like my lochs...

Wet and sloshy with the occasional monster's neck and head poking out. :lol:

I like my women like I like my train stations...

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