ODIN-X 4 #101 Posted December 15, 2008 sour and limpy?!? I like my men like I like my washing machine equipped with a "spin" cycle? I like my women like I like my television, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #102 Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) equipped with a "spin" cycle? I like my women like I like my television, High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button I like my women like I like my mother-in-law... Edited December 15, 2008 by Sky Scanner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helen of Annoy 35,783 #103 Posted December 15, 2008 High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button I like my women like I like my mother-in-law... dead and buried? Oh, this is fun... I like my men like I like my old boots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffSplitkins 4,537 #104 Posted December 15, 2008 dead and buried? Oh, this is fun... I like my men like I like my old boots... Worn out and very dirty... I like my women like I like my french fries.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helen of Annoy 35,783 #105 Posted December 15, 2008 Worn out and very dirty... I like my women like I like my french fries.... fast and greasy? I like my men like I like my flashlight… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hissie Sola 1 #106 Posted December 15, 2008 fast and greasy? I like my men like I like my flashlight… Not too bright, but handy when you have it? I like my women like I like my music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #107 Posted December 15, 2008 Not too bright, but handy when you have it? I like my women like I like my music. Soulful and shexy I like my men like I like my clock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #108 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my clock... Gets you up in the morning. I like my women like I like my boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSS 2,017 #109 Posted December 15, 2008 Gets you up in the morning. I like my women like I like my boat. All aboard!!! I like my women like I like my hobbies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hissie Sola 1 #110 Posted December 15, 2008 All aboard!!! I like my women like I like my hobbies... Simple but fun.... I like my women like I like my cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #111 Posted December 15, 2008 CLinging to your hips... I like my men like I like my lamp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulFire 1 #112 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my lamp... easy to turn on, but not soo bright i like my women like i like country (usa) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffSplitkins 4,537 #113 Posted December 15, 2008 CLinging to your hips... I like my men like I like my lamp... With a lampshade on his head and easy to turn on? I like my women like I like my showers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #114 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my women like I like my showers... Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right. I like women like I like my bank account.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,557 #115 Posted December 15, 2008 Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right. I like women like I like my bank account.. With loads of money. I like men like I like my xmas tree...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Hill 6 #116 Posted December 15, 2008 I like my men like I like my coffee..... Black and Bitter.. like Al Sharpton I like men like I like my xmas tree...... Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. I like my women like I like my Guitar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,557 #117 Posted December 15, 2008 Black and Bitter.. like Al Sharpton Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. I like my women like I like my Guitar. With no strings attached. I like my men like I like my torch..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #118 Posted December 15, 2008 With no strings attached. I like my men like I like my torch..... Fired up and ready to go... I like my men like I like my air freshener... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,557 #119 Posted December 15, 2008 Fired up and ready to go... I like my men like I like my air freshener... Smelling of roses. I like my men like I like my microwave..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
She-ra 5,181 #120 Posted December 15, 2008 Smelling of roses. I like my men like I like my microwave..... Ready to serve you in minutes... I like my men like I like my stereo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Still Waters 43,557 #121 Posted December 15, 2008 Ready to serve you in minutes... I like my men like I like my stereo Well toned and turned on. I like my men like I like my loofah..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #122 Posted December 16, 2008 In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back. I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batjoker 0 #123 Posted December 16, 2008 In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back. I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter. they light you up i like my music like i like my computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ODIN-X 4 #124 Posted December 16, 2008 they light you up i like my music like i like my computer Without any viruses! I like my women like I like my orange juice, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao of Pooh 0 #125 Posted December 16, 2008 Without any viruses! I like my women like I like my orange juice, With a little bit of tang. I like my men like I like my bamboo plant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
