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I like my men/women like I like my...

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ODIN-X
sour and limpy?!? :o

I like my men like I like my washing machine

equipped with a "spin" cycle?

I like my women like I like my television,

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TSS
equipped with a "spin" cycle?

I like my women like I like my television,

High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button

I like my women like I like my mother-in-law...

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Helen of Annoy
High definition, stand-by mode, and a mute button

I like my women like I like my mother-in-law...

dead and buried?

Oh, this is fun... :w00t:

I like my men like I like my old boots...

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BiffSplitkins
dead and buried?

Oh, this is fun... :w00t:

I like my men like I like my old boots...

Worn out and very dirty...

I like my women like I like my french fries....

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Helen of Annoy
Worn out and very dirty...

I like my women like I like my french fries....

fast and greasy?

I like my men like I like my flashlight…

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Hissie Sola
fast and greasy?

I like my men like I like my flashlight…

Not too bright, but handy when you have it?

I like my women like I like my music.

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She-ra
Not too bright, but handy when you have it?

I like my women like I like my music.

Soulful and shexy

I like my men like I like my clock...

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Bill Hill
I like my men like I like my clock...

Gets you up in the morning.

I like my women like I like my boat.

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TSS
Gets you up in the morning.

I like my women like I like my boat.

All aboard!!! :hmm:

I like my women like I like my hobbies...

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Hissie Sola
All aboard!!! :hmm:

I like my women like I like my hobbies...

Simple but fun....

I like my women like I like my cake.

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She-ra

CLinging to your hips...

I like my men like I like my lamp...

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SoulFire
I like my men like I like my lamp...

easy to turn on, but not soo bright

i like my women like i like country (usa)

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BiffSplitkins
CLinging to your hips...

I like my men like I like my lamp...

With a lampshade on his head and easy to turn on?

I like my women like I like my showers...

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Bill Hill

I like my women like I like my showers...

Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right.

I like women like I like my bank account..

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Still Waters
Sometimes hot sometimes cold, hard to get just right.

I like women like I like my bank account..

With loads of money.

I like men like I like my xmas tree......

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Bill Hill
I like my men like I like my coffee.....

Black and Bitter..

like Al Sharpton

I like men like I like my xmas tree......

Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. :unsure2:

I like my women like I like my Guitar.

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Still Waters
Black and Bitter..

like Al Sharpton

Standing in the corner, once a year, covered in lights erm connected to the mains. :unsure2:

I like my women like I like my Guitar.

With no strings attached.

I like my men like I like my torch.....

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She-ra
With no strings attached.

I like my men like I like my torch.....

Fired up and ready to go...

I like my men like I like my air freshener...

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Still Waters
Fired up and ready to go...

I like my men like I like my air freshener...

Smelling of roses.

I like my men like I like my microwave.....

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She-ra
Smelling of roses.

I like my men like I like my microwave.....

Ready to serve you in minutes...

I like my men like I like my stereo

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Still Waters
Ready to serve you in minutes...

I like my men like I like my stereo

Well toned and turned on.

I like my men like I like my loofah.....

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Tao of Pooh

In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back.

I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter.

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batjoker
In a nice hot bath with me, scrubbing my back.

I like my men like I like my orange hi-lighter.

they light you up

i like my music like i like my computer

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ODIN-X
they light you up

i like my music like i like my computer

Without any viruses! :yes:

I like my women like I like my orange juice,

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Tao of Pooh
Without any viruses! :yes:

I like my women like I like my orange juice,

With a little bit of tang.

I like my men like I like my bamboo plant.

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