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I like my men/women like I like my...

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Bill Hill
I like my men like I like my bamboo plant.

If you don't plant him in a metal box, surrounded by concrete, he'll grow out of control and take over the garden.

erm

I like like women like I like my Tea.

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Still Waters
If you don't plant him in a metal box, surrounded by concrete, he'll grow out of control and take over the garden.

erm

I like like women like I like my Tea.

Steaming and in big cups :D

I like my men like I like my toast.....

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crtDzyn
Steaming and in big cups :D

I like my men like I like my toast.....

... in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my paycheck...

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ODIN-X
... in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my paycheck...

Large and on time.

I like my women like I like my elephants,

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SRCivic98
... in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my paycheck...

ready to blow it all away,

I like my women like I like my rock-n-roll...

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BiffSplitkins
ready to blow it all away,

I like my women like I like my rock-n-roll...

Southern and Classic

I like my women like I like my toolshed...

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Helen of Annoy
Southern and Classic

I like my women like I like my toolshed...

you can’t remember last time you went inside

I like my men like I like my table

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She-ra
you can’t remember last time you went inside

I like my men like I like my table

tough as wood and can handle a family

I like my men like I like my bum...

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Finsup22
tough as wood and can handle a family

I like my men like I like my bum...

Hairy and full of pimples? Oh wait YOUR bum, never mind.

I like my women like I like my beer.

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She-ra
Hairy and full of pimples? Oh wait YOUR bum, never mind.

I like my women like I like my beer.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. ew.

Chilly and wet :o

I like my men like I like my camera...

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Finsup22
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. ew.

Chilly and wet :o

I like my men like I like my camera...

Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

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Helen of Annoy
Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

I thought we are talking about Japanese cameras that are so small they can fit in the palm of your hand and nothing sticks out? Anyway…

only a sick man would do it

I like my men like I like my nail file…

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She-ra
I thought we are talking about Japanese cameras that are so small they can fit in the palm of your hand and nothing sticks out? Anyway…

only a sick man would do it

I like my men like I like my nail file…

OMG MOST HYSTERICAL THREAD EVERRRRRRRR!! :D

diamond encrusted and smoothing

I like my men like I like my nose...

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BiffSplitkins
OMG MOST HYSTERICAL THREAD EVERRRRRRRR!! :D

diamond encrusted and smoothing

I like my men like I like my nose...

Cute as a button :D

I like my women like I like my Band-Aids...

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She-ra
Cute as a button :D

I like my women like I like my Band-Aids...

Aweeeeeeeee

Ok

Clingy and healing (LMAO!!)

I like my men like I like my bubble bath...

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BiffSplitkins
Aweeeeeeeee

Ok

Clingy and healing (LMAO!!)

I like my men like I like my bubble bath...

Hot and ALL OVER YOU!!!

I like my women like I like my favorite shot...

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She-ra
Hot and ALL OVER YOU!!!

I like my women like I like my favorite shot...

Burning your throat all the way down :D

I like my men like I like my refridgerator...

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Helen of Annoy
Burning your throat all the way down :D

I like my men like I like my refridgerator...

waiting for me to defrost them?

I like my men like I like my ashtray…

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She-ra
waiting for me to defrost them?

I like my men like I like my ashtray…

dirty dirty dirty (HAHAHA)

I like my men like I like my house...

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GreyWeather
dirty dirty dirty (HAHAHA)

I like my men like I like my house...

Looks pretty on the outside, but hollow on the in.

I like my women like I like my Radiator.

Edited by GreyWeather

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She-ra
Looks pretty on the outside, but hollow on the in.

I like my women like I like my Radiator.

Hot and loud

I like my men like I like my Jeep...

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GreyWeather
Hot and loud

I like my men like I like my Jeep...

Loud, fast and works in all terrains. ( :lol: )

I like my women like I like my Tea.

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Helen of Annoy
Loud, fast and works in all terrains. ( :lol: )

I like my women like I like my Tea.

neatly packaged and imported from Asia?

I like my men like I like my keyboard…

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She-ra
neatly packaged and imported from Asia?

I like my men like I like my keyboard…

Bahahahahaha HELE :w00t:

ok

square and responsive - hehehe

I like my men like I like my soda...

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Tao of Pooh
Black with a long lens

I like my women like I like clubing baby seals

linked-image

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread :D

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