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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

following reasons:

I do physical labor

      I work at great depths

      I plunge head first into everything I do

      I do not get weekends or public holidays off

      I work in a damp environment

      I don't get paid overtime,

      I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures, and

      My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You can not work 8 hours straight, You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,

You do not always follow the orders of the management team, You do not

stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations, You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working, You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, You

don't always observen necessary safety regulations, such as wearing

the correct protective clothing, You will retire well before you are 65, you are

unable to work double shifts, You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task, And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.



Sincerely, The Management

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You forgot to add that 2 mins work, does not justify a full hours pay ;D

Nice one Mr X :s2

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