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Some Profound Thoughts


Althalus
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A bus station is where the bus stops.

A train station is where the train stops.

My desk is a workstation......

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. - Roger Simon

It's not hard to tell we was poor-when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothes line. - George Lindsey

Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -George Gobel

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You on top form today Al :s2 :s2 :s2

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Funny. But my fave is -->

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres

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PS: Love your new look, Halo_Jones. Fab. 8)

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