Althalus Posted November 1, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 1, 2002 A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. My desk is a workstation...... -------------------------------------------- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. - Roger Simon It's not hard to tell we was poor-when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothes line. - George Lindsey Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -George Gobel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HD Posted November 1, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 1, 2002 HEH HEH HEH! :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albaqwerty Posted November 1, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 1, 2002 like it! :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted November 2, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Good ones Al! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 2, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :s2 Funny :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 2, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2good one Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 2, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 2, 2002 You on top form today Al :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted November 2, 2002 #8 Share Posted November 2, 2002 [blue] Funny. But my fave is --> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres :s2 PS: Love your new look, Halo_Jones. Fab. 8) [/blue] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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